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Eddy Steinblock.

Now you probably ask yourself "Who the fuck is Eddy Steinblock?". Well, Eddy Steinblock started to wrestle back in the early 80s here in Germany and he had a couple of roles in TV shows and movies. In 2004 he opened his own Promotion, the EPW, where he booked himself to a Tournament win (he beat Terry Funk in the final), to become the first EPW World Heavyweight Champion and... well... even though the promotion had pretty regular shows, he was the only EPW World Heavyweight Champion in the 13-year long history of the promotion, booking himself over guys like Colt Cabana, Masahiro Chono and Gangrel, with only losing one match during this stint.

And yes, Steinblock wasn't good. He had an alright amount of Charisma, but that's pretty much it. A 6'7'' tall, 320 lbs., body builder dude, who couldn't really move anymore during most of his run, using the Stunner and his "Eddiegree" as Finishers.
 

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Eddy Steinblock.

Now you probably ask yourself "Who the fuck is Eddy Steinblock?". Well, Eddy Steinblock started to wrestle back in the early 80s here in Germany and he had a couple of roles in TV shows and movies. In 2004 he opened his own Promotion, the EPW, where he booked himself to a Tournament win (he beat Terry Funk in the final), to become the first EPW World Heavyweight Champion and... well... even though the promotion had pretty regular shows, he was the only EPW World Heavyweight Champion in the 13-year long history of the promotion, booking himself over guys like Colt Cabana, Masahiro Chono and Gangrel, with only losing one match during this stint.

And yes, Steinblock wasn't good. He had an alright amount of Charisma, but that's pretty much it. A 6'7'' tall, 320 lbs., body builder dude, who couldn't really move anymore during most of his run, using the Stunner and his "Eddiegree" as Finishers.

Absolute legend
 

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Absolute legend

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Definitely... "Belt-Collector" Kenny Who?
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Unpopular opinion here but from recent memories, I'd go with Io Shirai. They didn't use her every week so I kept forgetting she was the champion, and when she was around, she never felt like she mattered, and I think that's because she can't speak English. I just can't get behind someone who can't even cut a small promo in English.

Nothing against her as a wrestler though.
 

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Never understood the hype around Riho. She has never been interesting to me at all.
 

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Unpopular opinion here but from recent memories, I'd go with Io Shirai. They didn't use her every week so I kept forgetting she was the champion, and when she was around, she never felt like she mattered, and I think that's because she can't speak English. I just can't get behind someone who can't even cut a small promo in English.

Nothing against her as a wrestler though.
Damn... didn't see this one coming.
 

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Never understood the hype around Riho. She has never been interesting to me at all.
Riho is *awful*. She's like what, 92lbs? There's a line between a smaller "believable underdog" wrestler (Rey Mysterio) then there's "ragdoll who would get stomped to death", which Riho has clearly crossed.
She needs to go back and wrestle in apartments for Japanese creeps and perverts.