Hai guiz Im the third wheel that gets sent to go get pizza and you guys back out and have sexy time and forgot to unlock the door, so I can't come back in the house because the whips and moans are to loud. Im forced to then, sleep on the lawn with the pizza, but then the sprinklers come on and this weird guy by the name of Chuck punches me and takes the pizza. Now Im sleeping on the lawn, with no pizza, and wet. THEN! The neighbor goes to work at about 7 in the morning, and they forget to shut their gate. So they're dog comes over to the lawn, takes a shit beside me, and since I roll in my sleep, I roll onto the shit and I cry. You guys then come out, wondering why Im wet, and smell like shit, then ask me, "Where's the pizza?"