Who's your favorite "chocolate midget" ?

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They're memefags. If I had to guess I'd say they lurk 4chan and reddit for ideas. My Little Pony/Unicorns, Dragon Ball Z, pseudo-nerdy nonsense and other shit I'm forgetting atm. Watched them for the first time a few months ago on Smackdown, I cringed and changed the channel. Not a fan.
Xavier is a major nerd. Big E is into hip hop and Kofi is like Xavier Sr. I don't think they look around, they just use what they know is popular. I like them but their being saturated for the quick buck; like every other good thing about WWE.

Also, Apollo Crews may be the only small black man, I know. lol. And he's around 6 feet...
 

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I'd say Shelton Benjamin. He always seemed to have the most unused potential out of Ruthless Aggression guys, and is almost always entertaining
 

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Benjamin is huge. Hardly a midget.
 

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I was making a joke but the topic was serious in saying who was your favorite "bland" or "basic" black wrestler. I have said Kofi was good in ring for years now but he just don't have it on the mic. Even with the New Day, he is my least favorite of the three talking. So by definition, I consider him a vanilla midget.

Make sense now?
Never said it didn't make sense. Just said I didn't think I'd read people saying that these days, whereas a couple years ago I wouldn't be surprised.
 

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Straight up, I gotta go with my boy Cheeseburger!
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