Who's your favorite "chocolate midget" ?

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I'll say this randomly: Mania was the first time I really watched a New Day segment. I was somewhat impressed and somewhat cringing. They have charisma and a decent gimmick but so much of what they did and said just killed it for me. If I was able to write the New Day segments and characters they would be primo.

I mean, booty os? what 9 year old came up with this stupid shit
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lol You don't have to be a savior I wasn't being racist. I made a joke of a term used in wrestling but the topic is and was favorite black vanilla midget
 

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I mean, booty os? what 9 year old came up with this stupid shit
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Also, Apollo Crews atm. He has the looks and the skill, but lacks character and mic work. Basically another Neville, he'll probably end up the same way too.
 

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Crews could get over by being a huge guy who can do holy shit moves, Neville looks like a vanilla midget so there is less of a holy shit factor.
 

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Crews could get over by being a huge guy who can do holy shit moves, Neville looks like a vanilla midget so there is less of a holy shit factor.
He's going to need a better high impact move than his military press+standing moonsault combo to make a crowd go holy shit. Vince will still try to push him because of his size, just hope he sticks. What you're saying though will moreso apply to Joe when he gets the call up.
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He's going to need a better high impact move than his military press+standing moonsault combo to make a crowd go holy shit. Vince will still try to push him because of his size, just hope he sticks. What you're saying though will moreso apply to Joe when he gets the call up.

Someone his size doing a standing moonsault is pretty holy shit. It's not the move it's the guy who is doing it.
 

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I'll say this randomly: Mania was the first time I really watched a New Day segment. I was somewhat impressed and somewhat cringing. They have charisma and a decent gimmick but so much of what they did and said just killed it for me. If I was able to write the New Day segments and characters they would be primo.

I mean, booty os? what 9 year old came up with this stupid shit

They're memefags. If I had to guess I'd say they lurk 4chan and reddit for ideas. My Little Pony/Unicorns, Dragon Ball Z, pseudo-nerdy nonsense and other shit I'm forgetting atm. Watched them for the first time a few months ago on Smackdown, I cringed and changed the channel. Not a fan.
 

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lol You don't have to be a savior I wasn't being racist. I made a joke of a term used in wrestling but the topic is and was favorite black vanilla midget

Racist scumbag.