Who do you think would win in these fantasy real life street fight matchups?

[Aztecwarrior480]

Real Life/Non-Kayfabe/Shoot Street Fight match ups:


Haku vs Kevin Nash

Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle

Steve Blackman vs Rick Steiner

Scott Steiner vs Arn Anderson

Ken Shamrock vs Chris Masters

Perry Saturn vs Sabu

 

[The Gipper]

Real Life/Non-Kayfabe/Shoot Street Fight match ups:


Haku vs Kevin Nash

Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle

Steve Blackman vs Rick Steiner

Scott Steiner vs Arn Anderson

Ken Shamrock vs Chris Masters

Perry Saturn vs Sabu

Haku
Lesnar
Blackman
Scott S
Shamrock
Sabu.

 

[Solidus1]

Haku
Lesnar
Blackman
Scott S
Shamrock
Sabu.

Same answers for me.

 

[Stopspot]

Haku beats all these scrubs

 

[Aurtle The Turtle]

Haku beats all these scrubs

The guy bit someone's nose off. Jake Roberts said

"If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me."

 

[Stopspot]

The guy bit someone's nose off. Jake Roberts said

"If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me."

Haku ripped handcuffs to pieces and beat up 8 cops while being pepper sprayed. He's also torn a man's teeth out of his face using only his index and middle finger

 

[Solid Snake]

Haku ripped handcuffs to pieces and beat up 8 cops while being pepper sprayed. He's also torn a man's teeth out of his face using only his index and middle finger

Haku > everyone else, no need to even mention names.

Holy cow. :bige3:

 

[Jacob Fox]

1. We would be attending Kevin Nash's funeral.
2. In their respective primes, Kurt Angle. Now, it would be the last we'd ever see Angle. And that's not just because of Angle's health. I think a crazy son of bitch like Angle would kill himself to try to win against Brock. So Angle may win, but he'll die in the process.
3. Steve Blackman. I have nothing cute to say here since I hate him.
4. Scott Steiner. Arn's just not the bar fight kinda guy to the level Steiner is.
5. Shamrock. He may not be the world's most dangerous man anymore, but Chris Masters never was.
6. Perry Saturn. His reputation is not quite the level of Harley Race or Haku, but he's got a reputation for being pretty tough. I think Sabu has to be pretty tough to do some of the things he has done, but still I go with Perry.

See, I think the ultimate wrestler real life street fight would have to be Harley Race in his prime vs Haku in his prime. Haku would likely win, but I think Race would be the person to put up the best fight against him.

 

[Jacob Fox]

Haku ripped handcuffs to pieces and beat up 8 cops while being pepper sprayed. He's also torn a man's teeth out of his face using only his index and middle finger

My favorite Haku story was when he was talking with Chris Candido and Eric Bischoff and Greg Gagne walked up to them and tried to talk to Haku. Haku was said to say something to the effect of, "Hey, I'm talking to my friends. Apologize to them and wait until we're done." To which, although being Haku's boss, Bischoff and Gagne apologized and stood there and waited until Haku was done talking to Candido.

I LOVE that story and wish I could have been there.

 

[Prince Bálor]

Haku wins, obviously.

 

[Grievous 3D]

Haku ripped handcuffs to pieces and beat up 8 cops while being pepper sprayed. He's also torn a man's teeth out of his face using only his index and middle finger

Holy Shit on a Shit Sandwich with Shit on Top!!!

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

Cm Punk or Taz?!?!

 

[The Gipper]

Cm Punk or Taz?!?!

 

[Aztecwarrior480]

Cm Punk or Taz?!?!

Didn't Tazz once got bitch-slapped by RVD backstage(in their ECW days) after playing RVD's pick-a-hand game and didn't nothing back to him after bragging how he could beat up RVD in real life?

 

[Mr. Roman Empire]

Didn't Tazz once got bitch-slapped by RVD backstage(in their ECW days) after playing RVD's pick-a-hand game and didn't nothing back to him after bragging how he could beat up RVD in real life?

Yes.

So Tazz or Cm Punk?