What You Should Never Do in a Wrestling Match

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Never follow a heel into the ring. As soon as you do that youre gonna get your head stomped in.
 

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Never have your mouth open when the Boogeyman is around.
When youre in the ring with Umaga, and you end up in the corner, dont just sit there.
 

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Don't try to headscissors Austin Aries
If John Cena is in the ring, run away... You'll lose anyways
Never call out Teddy Long during of after a match.. You'll end up facing Da Undatakah!
If The Rock asks you your name, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't try to answer.
 

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Never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever trust a woman in wrestling.
 

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Dont ever, under ANY circumstances, get in a beer drinking contest with Stone Cold. In fact, thats just good advice for life.
 

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Don't try to hit on Hulk Hogan's daughter

If your name is Sandman, don't try to enter a Battle Royal. Just don't.

If your name is Paul Heyman, watch for bottles of beer being thrown into the ring.
 

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some of these are one time deals and they are not that funny. I think for it to qualify it should happen at least twice. Anyway....




As soon as Angle or Lawler pull the strap(s) down, RUN!
 

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If you're Kane, once your brother's gong to the entrance music hits...



You know the rest...
 

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Don't try to headscissors Austin Aries
If John Cena is in the ring, run away... You'll lose anyways
Never call out Teddy Long during of after a match.. You'll end up facing Da Undatakah!If The Rock asks you your name, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't try to answer.



DA UNDATAKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:roflmao: at both of them