WHat is all this mertosexual rubbish

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It does not get the job done lmao, you are covered in germs man lol.. bathing isn't just for aesthetic value it's for your health numb nuts.
And to answer your question "Do I get Women?" if you're the guy sitting down in that picture then no you do not get women, you stare at dudes and imagine that they are actually women and pretend you "got" them coming onto you.

As for the shaving part that is completely off topic seeing as there are countless individuals that like to grow beards and don't shave for months.
I have had 1 bath a week for years, and never shaved my chest, not stopped me from having women come up and fancy me. men can also get away with a bit of a gut and glasses as well, I am proof of this

i just think this metrosexual fad is a waste of time, lets go back to the good old days of 2003
 

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i just think this metrosexual fad is a waste of time, lets go back to the good old days of 2003
I feel like an Intellectual Savior of the Masses with this next statement but.. you do realize that 2002 & 2003 are known to be the years that the "metrosexual" craze began rising in large numbers right?

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I feel like an Intellectual Savior of the Masses with this next statement but.. you do realize that 2002 & 2003 are known to be the years that the "metrosexual" craze began rising in large numbers right?
I never noticed it in 2003, it was around 2004/2005 where men became mice.

in 2003 you could go days without a bath, the local boozer was ticking, and the cafe bars were nowhere to be seen. i feel bad for peopl who never experienced it
 

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My local boozer is always hammered.
 

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So OP is not just smelly, but a drunk?
 

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So OP is not just smelly, but a drunk?
actually sugar thighs, I only drink every so often, like I said, the local boozer is not as good as it once was

nightclbs are full of loose women who are too forward on the miveld
 

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Sugar thighs was a new one. Op picked up a dictionary. :yay:

Yet cannot spell frivolous:sad:
 
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Sugar thighs was a new one. Op picked up a dictionary. :yay:

Yet cannot spell frivolous:sad:
insulting me?

i am standing up for us wrestling fans here lads, lets fight back against metrosexual culture

my bmi says i am overweight, the ladies say i am overly hot
 

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This is my favourite thread since the Kelly Kelly discussion thread.
 
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I joke but BMI is another tool of the metrosexual, I mean what is it all about. "Oh I am watching my diet" what I load of shite

I am 16 stone and 6ft 4, and the women all want a piece, yeah I have weight on my sides, but who gives a shit
 

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I joke but BMI is another tool of the metrosexual, I mean what is it all about. "Oh I am watching my diet" what I load of shite

I am 16 stone and 6ft 4, and the women all want a piece, yeah I have weight on my sides, but who gives a shit

The BMI is to do with healthcare, idiot. And, FYI it was created in the mid 1800's. So not by metrosexuals.
 

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The BMI is to do with healthcare, idiot. And, FYI it was created in the mid 1800's. So not by metrosexuals.
yeah but metrosexuals bang on about it. you never hear about it down the local boozer, just in gyms and coffee bars. I had never heard of it since 2008

like I have, grow your beard out, have a guy, have a hairy chest, who gives a shit
 

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Man idk what kind of gay/birdie bar you are hanging out at but literally I have never heard anyone talk about BMI outside of health/gym complexes.
 
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Man idk what kind of gay/birdie bar you are hanging out at but literally I have never heard anyone talk about BMI outside of health/gym complexes.
excatly my point

you only hear about down the gym from metrosexuals, and maybe down at a coffee bar. down the local boozer it is not like women are asking men their BMI. They ask how much hair I have on my chest, or why I am such a big built stud.