What If Aliens Landed On Our Doorstep?

[Quintastic One]

Note: This is not a thread about whether aliens exist or not. I could give a shit about your theories on the possibility of life on other planets. Suspend disbelief for at least one thread and entertain the thought that this could happen. Dicks.



So what would your reaction be if Alien lifeforms landed on Earth? Not just anywhere on Earth, like some important Washington D.C. assembly where you could give two shits about what they are talking about. I'm talking about right in your backyard, knocking on your door, and wishing to talk over some intergalactic tea or some shit. I don't care. Just entertain the thought. What would you do? What would you say? Keep in mind that these are terrestrial Aliens, they assume the form of humanoids like you and I. There is nothing strange or suspicious about them. They simply decided to pay you a no-strings-attached visit for the sake of friendly interplanetary banter & discussion. But they are aliens after all, so tell me, how would you react?

 

[Kizza]

We'd try to kill them, being the paranoid fucks we are.

 

[His Highness C4]

We have more serious issues to worry about.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

If there was a Na'vi with a fine ass on my doorstep, one thing's for sure: I'd try to fuck her!

Nah in all seriousness, I think we'd react kinda like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind: We'd be all scared yeah, but I think someone would try to reach out and communicate.

 

[JurassicBonez]

We'd try to kill them, being the paranoid fucks we are.

This.

The entire time we were talking about tea and how life was, in the back of my mind I'd plotting ways on killing the bastard.

 

[-Constantine]

Admire the fact that we AREN'T the only race of people out there. Try to connect with them on an intelligent level because chances are they're either very advanced or very behind our times. Imagine the possibilities if they're an advanced technoligical race.

But you're looking for more humorous responses?

 

[maty619]

Well if an alien turns up pn Earth they must be more advanced to get here in the first place.

Anyway, ignoring the possibility that you may not be able to tell that they were an alien and they had developed exactly the same as us, I would be shitting myself. Just any stranger that turns up at my door scares me a little let alone a whole different species of superior life. I can't imagine letting an alien into my home.

 

[21403]

Let's all be honest here, I wouldn't be sipping tea and watching Fantasy Factory with them. Although we could use them to discover alot more things about space. I would really like to know if space is a continuous spectrum.

 

[Hometown Kid]

I'd at least try to talk to him, but no chance in hell i'd let my guard down. If he ever asked me to go somewhere with them, i'd try and calculate every possible reason he'd want, every question they'd ask, i'd try to figure out why they'd wanna know. While slowly trying to piece together information about their kind.

And I wouldn't drink any of their tea.

 

[Italian Outsider]

Once they find out how much humanity sucks, they'll probably start exterminating us. I'll help them.

 

[FabulousRougeauBrother]

Immediately find Will Smith.

 

[-Constantine]

Immediately find Will Smith.

Lmfao. Good Idea.

 

[Kizza]

Admire the fact that we AREN'T the only race of people out there. Try to connect with them on an intelligent level because chances are they're either very advanced or very behind our times. Imagine the possibilities if they're an advanced technoligical race.

But you're looking for more humorous responses?

Obviously not, as it's called SERIOUS Discussion, smod boy.

 

[JurassicBonez]

Immediately find Will Smith.

Or Tom Cruise.

 

[Italian Outsider]

Or Tom Cruise.

He'd probably think Xenu is back and ready to put us near volcanoes and make us explode with nukes and shit like that. Jesus scientology followers should be banned from earth.