"I pushed a priest because he sucks." Mine's a lot funner if you pretend the sentence doesn't end at "sucks" and use your imagination to fill in the rest.
leojay said:I tombstoned Zack Ryder and vomited on the carpet.
Was I drunk?
Jose Tortilla said:''I insulted Dolph Ziggler and took an arrow to the knee''
Well, I would deserve that if I did that to Dolphy..
Lacky said:That's got to be one of my favorites. :haha: