What did you do today thread.

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Damn, random bird on Facebook is having a bikini party 40mins drive from my house today, why must I be babysitting :upset:

Why would you want to go to a bikini party with birds? More importantly birds are on facebook and throwing parties? how is this not all over the news

 

[Rysenberg]

Bro I don't think you'd look too good in a bikini, no offence.

I've got the boobs for it?:sad:

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Why would you want to go to a bikini party with birds? More importantly birds are on facebook and throwing parties? how is this not all over the news

Sorry forgot to unscottishize the post.. females. I'll leave the animal molestation to Sandy's parents.

 

[Arrow1]

Maybe beating @[Crayo] at FIFA 12?

 

[Crayo]

Don't have an adapter yet, it hasn't come. I'd wipe the floor with you sonny jim.

 

[Arrow1]

Don't have an adapter yet, it hasn't come. I'd wipe the floor with you sonny jim.

Hahahaha pathetic excuse AHAA

 

[Crayo]

Yeah having no internet is definitely a crap excuse for not playing online .

 

[Snowman1]

Had trouble sleeping again. Get up, write an hour-long FB message to an old friend, lay down for an hour, then go running around the neighborhood for about an hour, try to go back to sleep, fail, dick around in the locker room for a few minutes, read about sports, lay down, and actually get some sleep... until I had a dream 20 minutes later where someone threw me out the window, and I landed on my knee and actually felt the pain... which woke me up again :sad:. So it's about 7 AM, went to the store to get milk and unhealthy food, sat down to play some SvR 2009 and Madden 11 since I don't see a reason to upgrade either, and then fell asleep in my chair. 10 am, the phone rings from a friend wanting to come by (meaning bum my internet for illegal activities), and I said no in an attempt to get more sleep. I check my email, see the hour-long email was replied to with "k", shake my head, go back to bed. Mom then calls me an hour later to ask what channel the US Open is on... so I give up.

 

[Testify]

Woke up, had a Xanth-like breakfast, came here and burried some ass, did business with business partners, shot a pool, bought a book, went to bar, drank coffee, read a book and then it occurred to me - I have a house. So here I am.:

 

[Donald Trump_]

Woke up at 8, went back to sleep, just woke up again.

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Worked today. Pretty pissed when a basket full of led lights fell on the floor. About 50/70 leds without color, so I had to test them all. All in the basked, sold some stuff, had coffee, went home, ate.

Played some UFC Undisputed 3.

Came here.

 

[seabs]

What do you think of Undisputed 3, Jose? I've got it and think it's a big improvement on the last one, slightly annoyed Overeem and Nick Diaz are DLC but still, at least Nate is there.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Pretty pissed when a basket full of led lights fell on the floor.

Read this as 'a basket full of flesh lights fell on the floor'

I've been watching too many Rogan podcasts lately I guess

 

[Jose Tortilla]

What do you think of Undisputed 3, Jose? I've got it and think it's a big improvement on the last one, slightly annoyed Overeem and Nick Diaz are DLC but still, at least Nate is there.

It's pretty cool. I didn't play the previous games, so I can't rely to them. I did the tutorial, because there are alot of moves to learn. Played two matches with Lesnar, who I won, because it was on beginner mode. :
But it looks realistic. Cool part is, you can create a UFC Fighter, gonna do that tomorrow. Thus far, it's a 7/10 for me. Have to check out the rest. I noticed Overeem not being in the game, which bugged me too. Have to check my PSN Money. If I have enough, I'll buy 'em both.

Read this as 'a basket full of flesh lights fell on the floor'

I've been watching too many Rogan podcasts lately I guess

Lol..

LED'S!

Spoiler

:dawg:

 

[Roobik]

>be this morning
>on trip to a fucking zoo with the family
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh God it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here
>that's how i'm browsing wweforums

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

>be this morning
>on trip to a F**cking zoo with the family
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh God it smells so F**cking bad
>stench of elephant s*** is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy s*** my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here
>that's how i'm browsing the wweforums

:dafuq: