Videos of the worst promos ever

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Paul Orndorff. He's taking a flight and the captain of the plane comes up to him and asks Mr. Wonderful permission on whether it's OK to take off.

 
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Iron Sheik calling Mean Gene an intelligent Jew businessman

 
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LOL He's corpsing hard.
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Man Roman's promo ability has improved so much since then. If they wanted him to be the face of the company they should have had him work on his craft in NXT instead of being rocket strapped

At least he is good now (and funnily enough no longer in the main event)
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Iron Sheik calling Mean Gene an intelligent Jew businessman



Mean Gene was the master. Any normal man would have corpsed
 
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There's a wrestler who calls himself The Rock Jr.

 

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Ultimate Warrior's WCW promo. He lights it up at first, but he drones on too long.

 

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Hulk Hogan calls Yokozuna a "Jap."

 

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Sgt. Slaughter botches his promo against Tito Santana. At 2:07, he says what he has "in play....in store" for Tito.

 

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There's a wrestler who calls himself The Rock Jr.


Rock Jay Are. I know there's a long line of wrestlers claiming to be the offspring or the next iteration of bygone wrestler, The Giant for example, but that tends to be with a dead wrestler where the confusion can't result in a lawsuit nor does it sound incredibly dumb. I recall a WrestlingWithWregret video on trash bag wrestlers, and people that make carbon copies of tried and tested acts really are dumb.
 

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British Bulldog calls Shawn Michaels a pervert.

 

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British Bulldog's stuttering, incoherent promo on Alex Wright.

 

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Pretty sure he was heavily on crack, at that point.