Very Important Message

[rosewt01]

Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to fuck your pussy" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to fuck your puppy." FML

:rofl:

 

[PeepShow]

God damn, your life sucks.

www.fmylife.com

I could see why you would visit a site like that.

 

[MikeRaw]

Agent Biff Bifferson shall be arriving at your house soon.

 

[Great One]

Rofl at the anal sex and puppy one. I got some good ones in a chat log, but I'm too lazy to get them.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Agent Biff Bifferson shall be arriving at your house soon.

:shifty:

Who is that?

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I couldn't find my favourite to post, but it was the one (assuming others have read it) when the kid makes the green martians, the lady says how about some blue ones and the kid says 'how about some blue shut the fuck up?'. Or something along those lines.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I see, tell me more

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Never.

 

[chessarmy]

Wow, you chased him with a knife? You should have told this story on the podcast :laugh:

In all seriousness, I hope you get everything back on track. You're a cool guy and it would suck if you just randomly disappeared. I had a girl cheat on me once, so I understand why you'd get pissed. I hope you find a job quick, pay your rent and come on back

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Open up to me

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Open up to me

*Spreads legs*

 

[X-Sterl-X]

I'm sorry but that previous post made me urinate a little


lmao

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

You're becoming one of us now. Good, good

Care for a threesome?

 

[X-Sterl-X]

You talking to me?

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

Hopefully me.


















No homo, btw.