Very Important Message

[Quintastic One]

Alright, I've got good news, some bad news, and some worse news.

The bad news: I've just lost my job. So I am now unemployed and unable to pay rent that is due tomorrow.

The good news: This frees up my time so that I am no longer working, all I have to do is work on efed stuff and apply for jobs. lol.

The worse news: My ex-girlfriend from back in the day, talking like, 8 months ago, is re-pressing charges against me due to our drama when she cheated on me, and I chased the dude out of my apartment with a knife and got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. Because she is viewed as "one of the victims" she has authority to press charges and reopen the case.

So if I end up randomly disappearing, you all will know why. Because the police will end up carting my ass back over to New Mexico.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Shoulda stabbed that slut when you had the chance.

 

[Quintastic One]

Anybody got a time machine?

 

[seX-Power]

NEW Mexico?

Old Mexico is where it's at.

 

[Quintastic One]

Man if it were Old Mexico I would just shoot some tequila with the local police and be done with it.

 

[Kizza]

Tell us if you find Rey.

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

I'll admit I lol'ed at the whole story. Not saying I hate you, and like your position. Just the chasing with the knife, lol. Nice.

Good luck with it all man. If things get sticky again, you know what to do - knife em!

 

[Great One]

God damn, your life sucks.

www.fmylife.com

 

[Kizza]

Rofl, that site is awesome.

Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

The definition of ownage.

 

[Kizza]

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML.

HOLY SHIT IT'S BLAZE~!~!

>_>

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

Rofl.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

rofl.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Should also point out that I feel bad for you, Quint. Though I'm happy you chased a man with knife. Now you're thinking like an Aussie.

 

[Quintastic One]

It may of been a large knife, but it sadly wasn't nearly as large as you Aussies would of liked. I will take a note to carry bigger knifes around. Just for you.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

We're extremely proud of you.