Universal Wrestling Federation presents...
UWF Tuesday Night Turbulence!
LIVE! from the TD Garden, in Boston, Massachusetts!
UWF would like to thank Infant Sorrow for the theme for this week's show. Their song 'Going Up' is the show's theme song, and will open the show.
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Turbulence cuts to the announcers of the evening, the commentating duo of play by play men... Justin Maietta and Paul Koger.
Justin Maietta: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first ever UWF Tuesday Night Turbulence! Expect this show to be action packed, full of drama and terrific matches!
Paul Koger: And a whole lot of us, who can forget that! We also got 3 great matches coming your way, what a show this is going to be.
Justin Maietta: We've been advertising our card for weeks, this is the big leagues folks. You came to see these men put it all on the line here tonight, they're the best of the best.... and you know what, you're in for a hell of a show.
Paul Koger: You can only hope, Justin, you can only hope. Lets get this night started with, why don't we!
Before Paul could finish his sentence completely, he's cut off by the titantron, that has unexpectedly turned to life.
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The beautiful sound of the cello fills the air as the crowd turn to the entrance ramp, smoke arises from the stage and from below comes Vampyro his arms to his side in crucifxion style. Vampyro then slowly walks down to the ring slowly, dancing almost in movement to the lovely sonata. He then slides into the ring and up top where he simply bows to the crowd, lifting his head he smiles bearing his fangs to the world. Vampyro then recieves a microphone and begins to speak in his thick accent...
Vampyro Mitchell: Allow me to... introduce myself. My name is Vampyro Mitchell.
Vampyro quickly, jokingly bows before the audience.
You may very well know me, a lot of you... probably do not. As I've before said, I am Vampyro Mitchell and I come to the UWF for one thing... the blood... and the gold. Two simple lusts that I desire above all else. You see for many centuries, believe it or not, I have travelled the land, from my homeland of Europe, to Asia, Africa, South America and now here... and I've fought on every land on this rotating globe called Earth. Now I land here on UWF, Tuesday Night Turbulance, and once again I find myself in new surroundings... but it does not matter much to my, as I am more of the, lonesome type. You see I live under the veil of the moonlight and I stalk my prey in the dead of the night... complete darkness, and thus you may call me, 'The Dark One'.
The crowd begin to get on Vamp's side, but still, generally mixed.
But in both darkness, and in the glowing, shining... light I stand before you shrouded in darkness and the mystique, I must say it's one of my redeeming qualities, I'm intriguing I know, interesting perhaps and to some extent... perplexing, because even in this strange land of ego, money and lavish lifestyles, the one who walks alone, in darkness, accomponied by no one other than his own mind, is still the most interesting individual on the roster.
The crowd give a mixed reaction, but they tend to agree with Vampyro as he continues.
But I digress because my main goal in this federation of battle and combat... is the very pinicle of greatness, the very zenith of what this company has to offer, and that is the UWF World Heavyweight Championship... it is thy goal, it is thy ambition, and those who oppose me?, shall be slayen where they stand, because it is simply everything I want in the world at the moment... and no one will be able to stop me, and be rest assured... blood will be spilt, unfortunate for some?... magical for me. And so forth I walk into the shadows, back to the darkness I must go, for my ambitions will take some planning and much preperation... I'll be back next week to begin the first step of my quest for 'blood and gold'... and then it won't be long until I, Vampyro Mitchell, become the champion... of the world...
Vampyro goes to put down his microphone when suddenly!.
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The opening of the Project 86's song "Breakneck Speed" begins playing over the PA system as the crowd looks towards the entrance stage. Quickly out from the back steps out one of UWF's talented wrestlers, this time by the name of Ray Writer. Writer has a microphone in his hand.
Ray Writer: I'm sorry, but you know what? I'm going to have to cut you off right there because honestly I can' stand to hear another word that you have coming out your mouth. You're talking about serving your quest in the darkness, but I've got some news for you as I stand here bearing witness to the truth and of course being known far and wide as "The Witness" among other terms, but that's not the point, Vampyro. The point is and here's the huge kicker that'll make you wonder why you haven't already dropped a load in your pants at the mere thought of me making your life even more of a living hell than it already is. You see not only are you not going to become the world champion, but in fact heading towards the futuristic plot points of this company, I don't foresee you being a part of this company's world title or any title pictures, and you know why that is Vampyro...because you're going to be placed where everyone else goes when faced against Ray Writer, the Edge of Insanity. So, Vampyro, here's what I'm going to do... you versus me.. next week you accept?
Ray Writer waits for a response. Vampyro looks at Writer with interest and then speaks
Vampyro Mitchell: Young Ray Writer, do you really wish to do dance with the devil?... do you really want the thickest shadow of darkness to encapsulate you and your seemingly pathetic... non-existant, apathetic little life?, is that what thou wants?, by do you come out here and challenge one such as I, do you have something to prove?, do you have an inferiority complex?, or do I just send the chills of fear... down your crooked little spine. Regardless Ray Writer, you want to do dance?, then we shall. I accept your challenge, as I never turn down an invitation of a free feeding... because I assure you, your foolishness... your blind stupidity, well it'll turn to free flowing blood next week I assure thee, so until then, pray, pray to your invisible god and you pray everyday... but let me tell you this oh so quietly... it won't make one little difference... because come Tuesday night next week?, you'll become my own personal blood donor, courtesy of I, Vampyro... Mitchell.
The crowd give a loud mixed reaction as the lights go out and when they come back on Vampyro is nowhere to be seen.
Justin Maietta: Whoa, it looks like we've just gotten our main event for the next Turbulence, Paul!
Paul Koger: I'm excited for this one already, this looks real good!
Turbulence takes a commercial break.
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The TNA World Heavyweight Champion doesn't take a damn thing from anyone, including you. That's right, I said you.
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UWF Tuesday Night Turbulence returns from it's commercial break, ready to deliver some more action to the arena and to the homes of everyone watching.
Justin Maietta: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Turbulence! We have such a great night ahead of us, filled with awesome matches.
Paul Koger: Speaking of great matches, we're about to witness one ourselves. It's going to be John Cena taking on Chris Jericho, right here, right now!
As soon as Paul Koger finishes up his sentence, the video package for the match begins to play, and the fans curiously look up to the screen, curious to see what's going on...
Break The Walls Down!VS
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho
In one of our main events of the night, it's going to be a war between two former rivals. Chris Jericho, a man who was once fired because of Cena, a man who despises everything that John Cena has done in his career... gets the chance to go one on one with the Chain Gang Commander.
This match, one for the ages, will prove who is the better man, and it will skyrocket two of the biggest players in the Universal Wrestling Federation. John Cena never backs down from anyone, and certainly not Chris Jericho.
This theory will be put to the test, to say the least. both men want it all, the glory, the championships, and most importantly... the victory.
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Who's going to come out in the battle of the legends? Stick around to find out.
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Chris Jericho's theme music blasts through the PA system as the fans start to boo loudly. The pyro explodes from the stage and titantron as the lights turn to a blue hue. Chris Jericho emerges from behind the curtain, with a smug look on his face, and he means all business as he is dressed to compete. Jericho pauses on the stage for a moment, as he gazes out to the fans, before he makes his way down to the ring.
Jericho makes his way down the ramp as the fans continue to boo, he ignores the fans yelling at him ramp side, as he turns the corner towards the ring. Jericho climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the middle rope. Jericho then paces around, preparing for his match.
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The crowd go bezerk as John Cena rushes out from the back in a spinning motion and turns to his right with a smile before doing the same to his left. Cena then walks to the center of the stage and the crowd are still going crazy.
Cena then performs his trademark Army salute as the kids in the crowd do it back to him Cena sprints down to the ring. Cena then runs to the ropes and slings one of his arm bands to a lucky fan before doing the okay motion with his hands sending the crowd wild. Cena then bounces around the ring warming up for his match.
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
Jericho immediately goes on the attack going for a quick clothesline. Cena is prepared however and ducks as Jericho bounces off the ropes and meets Cena's clothesline instead. The Chain Gang Commander goes for a early five knuckle shuffle as he turns around and goes for the ropes. Y2J is playing possum however and gets back onto his feet and as the crowd is chanting "you can't see me" Jericho nails a codebreaker onto Cena! He collapses onto the the canvas the surprise getting the better of him. He hooks the leg and awaits the ref's count...
Justin Maietta: What a move by the sneak Jericho! I don't believe this, could he beat John Cena right here?!
1...
2...
Kickout by John Cena!
Paul Koger: That was a close one, that's for damn sure. Jericho almost had him, man!
Cena kicks out of the pin and jumps back to his feet and fakes a quick punch which forces his opponent to back off for a moment. They both lock up arms trying to push each other depending on raw strength. Cena gets the advantage of the lock up and shoves Jericho into the corner turnbuckle as he prepares to use the momentum to deliver several right hands to the gut of Jericho. It weakens him to the point where he nearly collapses but Cena is there to scoop him up for the Attitude Adjustment. Jericho manages to squirm off of his opponent's shoulders however and pushes him into the ropes and as he bounces back off Jericho rolls him up for another pin!
Justin Maieta: What the hell? Chris Jericho is on fire early in this match!
Paul Koger: Could this be it?!
1...
2...
Kickout by John Cena!
Paul Koger: Damn it!
Justin Maietta: What's your deal, Paul? You have a bet on Jericho or something?
Jericho is unsuccessful as "The Champ" kicks out once again however he is grounded and Jericho goes towards the ropes. He signals the Lionsault and bounces off of the middle rope and it connects leading to another pin. The lionsault attempt for the win...
Justin Maietta: WOW! A Lionsault by Chris Jericho! Jericho can't be stopped here, this is ridiculous!
Paul Koger: Come on Cena, stay down!
1...
2...
John Cena Kicks out again!
Justin Maietta: John Cena won't give up, he's never going to give up Paul!
Paul Koger: Shut the fuck up, you sound like a little kid! Go Jericho!
NO! Once again, against all odds Cena manages to escape the pin. Frustration begins to appear in Y2J as he begins shouting at all of the fans. As he releases his frustration he turns around and sees Cena rebounding off of one of the ropes. He goes for a diving shoulder block which nearly knocks Jericho over but Cena gets up again and does another shoulder block which causes Jericho to stumble giving Cena one last chance to do it again. Cena dives and sends Jericho into the ropes as Cena is on the ground. As he bounces off of the ropes Cena grabs the leg of Jericho and performs a drop toe hold, and locks in the STF! Jericho desperately looks for a way out and begins crawling towards the ropes until Cena lets go and Jericho makes a desperate attempt to make it to the ropes. Instead Cena drags his leg back to the middle of the ring and locks it in again. Realizing there is no hope, Jericho smacks his hand two times on the canvas and fools Cena into letting go! The referee cannot do anything because Y2J only tapped the mat twice! Cena is already celebrating but Jericho rolls him up with a small package!
Justin Maietta: Jericho gets the small package, can he win it this time?
Paul Koger: Come on, ref! Count faster!
1...
2...
Kickout by Cena!
Paul Koger: You have got to be kidding me...
And again Cena taps out as he realizes he hasn't quite got the win. Jericho has a twisted smile on his face as he attempts to steal the win from the Commander. Cena is left a little dazed after the excitement he had for the win and Jericho repeatedly delivers kicks to the legs of Cena trying to bring him down. The crowd becomes noisier as Y2J crouches down like a cat ready to pounce and leaps into the air attempting a Codebreaker! Cena catches him with both hands however and lifts him up onto his shoulders and slams him onto the mat! Attitude Adjustment! Collateral press to try and capture Cena's first ever win in UWF...
Paul Koger: No, no, no, no, no!
Justin Maietta: Here it is! The most devastating move that John Cena has to offer, the Attitude Adjustment!
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2...
3!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 10:26, JOHN CENA!
John Cena gets to his feet, with the UWF universe on their feet. Cena looks around him, and delivers his 'okay' signs to the audience, listening to the deafening sounds in the arena, and smiling like he's won the super bowl. The referee comes closer to John, raising his arm into the air, Cena celebrates in the ring, taking his sweatbands off of his arm, and throwing them into the crowd.
Justin Maietta: What a match, Paul! Jericho hit Cena with everything he had, and you know what? Cena kept on fighting back. He kept on giong, until he got control and hit the Attitude Adjustment!
Paul Koger: I already had to see this once, you're gonna make me relive it, Justin?
Justin Maietta: Nevertheless, this is what UWF is all about! Resiliency!
Paul Koger: Pfft... "yawn"
Cena rolls out of the ring, laughing and feeling good about his victory. He slaps five with his fans as he makes his way up the ramp. Cena gets to the stage, and delivers his marine sign again, throwing his hand enthusiastically off of his forehead. Cena disappears behind the back, as Turbulence cuts to a commercial break.
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Turbulence comes back to see Paul and Justin sitting in their announcing chairs, and completely ready to call the action.
Justin Maietta: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another exciting match for our debut show here, Tuesday Night Turbulence!
Paul Koger: Up next is a match we've been promoting for weeks. It's going to be Edge taking on Slim, and what a match it's going to be.
Justin Maietta: Two guys with one goal here, Paul, and that's winning this match. We're in for a hell of a bout.
Paul Koger: I can't wait to see it, and it doesn't look like I'll have to wait any longer.
A Video Package is played, showing the highlights of both these men career's while a voice recaps the reasons why this fight matters to you, to us and to everyone else watching...
VS
Edge vs. Slim
The 'Rated R Superstar' has faced many men in his illustrious career. He's won title after title, and he's faced all of the top guys wherever he's been at.
But someone he's never seen before is a man like Slim. With it all on the line this following Tuesday, Edge gets to see Slim for the first time, and vice versa. Slim has won IWF Championships, IWA Championships, NWF Championships.
The man has ruled the indy scene, while Edge has ruled the World Wrestling Entertainment world. Both worlds collide, as wrestling fans all across the globe will tune in to see just exactly who the better man is.
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It's only on UWF, and only on Tuesday Night Turbulence that you can see this kind of action.
The video package ends, and the crowd is seen to be on their feet, waiting for the arrival of both these men...
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Slim steps through the curtains, looking mad as hell. He sees the sea of people in the audience, and it doesn't help his mood whatsoever. Slim moves slow, walking down the stage, and then the ramp without a change in his emotion.
Slim begins to pick up speed, jumping up and landing on the ring canvas, impressing the audience a little, who expected him to fall on his face. Slim angirly hisses at the crowd under his breath for the reaction, and enters the ring. He gets up on the turnbuckles, and looks around, his sneer and his emotions remaining the same.
You think you know me..
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"Coming Home" hits the PA system as the crowd is sent into a booing frenzy. After a short delay, smoke fills the entrance ramp and Edge comes out from the entrance ramp with a cocky smile on his face , looking over at the crowd, who pops for the first time ever. He looks at the crowd with a smirk on his face, thinking it was going to be a fun turn of events. Edge poses and sets off his pyro before he walks down the entrance ramp, taking in the excitement and looking around the filled crowd.
Edge slides into the ring where he walks to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as he finally walks to the middle of the ring and prepares for his match. Edge looks over at Slim, giving his opponent a little scoff before warming up for the battle that he had weeks to prepare for.
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
The match begins with Edge and Slim circling the ring. Both men look on at the other, trying to stare down the opponent before the match even started. After the psychology is out of the way, Slim and Edge lock up, pushing and tugging at each other, trying to pull the other man down. Slim is able to grab Edge's arm, twisting it behind his back, getting behind the opponent. Slim pulls it tighter, with Edge trying to reach around with his other hand, and pull back that arm of his. Slim throws Edge towards the ropes, letting go of him. Edge bounces off the ropes, and turns around, seeing that Slim is coming towards him, with an arm outstretched for the clothesline. Edge ducks the clothesline, runs to the opposite ropes, turns around again, and jumps up into the air, delivering a dropkick to the unsuspecting Slim. Edge gets to his knees, covering Slim with a fast count.
1...
Not nearly enough!
Justin Maietta: Oh! Edge going for the pinfall early.
Paul Koger: It's going to take a lot more than that to finish a guy like Slim off, Justin!
Edge gets to his feet quickly, stroking his hair to the back of his head. Edge pulls Slim up with him, nowhere close to done with his opponent. Edge takes him by the forearm, and throws him towards a corner of the ring, but Slim is able to see it coming. He keeps a hold of that forearm, and it's Edge that goes crashing into the turnbuckle at that very corner. Edge takes a few steps forward, dropping to his knees and grabbing his back in pain. Slim rushes over, bringing his knee out, and sending it right through the other man's jaw. Edge falls to the mat, and Slim stands over him with a crazed look in his eye. Slim grabs a piece of Edge's hair, twisting it to make it easier to maneuver through the ring. Slim starts dragging Edge closer to a corner of the ring, where he forces him to lay out on his back. Slim walks towards the turnbuckles, and he turns around to face Edge. Slim pulls himself up on the turnbuckles, getting high enough to do some serious damage to the face of Edge. Slim leaps off, in a dramatic fashion, but at the last second, Edge is able to roll out of the way!
Justin Maietta: Oh my god, Paul! Slim just tried to knee through Edge's brain!
Paul Koger: Edge is lucky he found a way to get out of there, he just saved himself the match... and his career!
Slim grabs his knee in pain, as he rocks back and forth on the mat. Edge pulls himself up, using the ring ropes, and walks towards Slim. Slim uses his weight on his other leg to get up as well, and before you know it... they were face to face in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers as the two men look at each other, mouthing words that couldn't be heard over the deafening sounds in the arena. They lock up once more, but quickly pull away from each other. Edge pats his chest, and Slim starts yelling at him in his cocky fashion. Edge smirks and smacks Slim right in the face. Slim grabs his head in disbelief, and charges at Edge. Edge is ready for him, and gets his hand behind Slim's neck, turning him around and throwing him through the top and middle rope, sending slim right to the outside. The fans cheer, as Edge sees his opportunity. Edge runs to the ropes behind him, gaining momentum. He runs forward and towards the opposite side of the ring. He jumps up out and throws himself over the ropes, and onto the body of Slim, who was just starting to get up.
Justin Maietta: Whoa! Edge has a lot of tricks up his sleeve in this match!
Paul Koger: I love Edge's moveset, and he's certainly putting on a show for us tonight!
The crowd went crazy for that spot, and it showed with the deafening noise in the audience. Edge uses the ring barricade to pull himself up, and does so in a single motion, trying to find his balance with his feet. He shakes off the pain, and goes towards Slim. Slim gets to his knees, and as Edge comes towards him, he pushes the 'Rated R Superstar' away from him. Slim pulls himself to his feet, as well, showing his determination and endurance. Slim leans against the ring, and Edge rolls into the ring, lying on the mat taking breaths. Edge isn't down for long, and Slim sees this. He rolls into the ring himself, but Edge gets up much quicker. Slim throws a fist towards Edge, but Slim gets his hand caught by the quick 'Rated R Superstar'. Edge grabs the back of Slim's neck, pulling him into position for the Edgecution, bringing the opponent down, and hitting the move successfully, to the oohs from the crowd.
Justin Maietta: What a freakin' Edgecution! I don't know if Slim can get up from that!
Paul Koger: That definitely was impressive, I'll give you that much. But there's no doubt in my mind, Slim's just too tough to stay down yet.
Edge goes and tests Koger's opinions, rolling over, and placing a hand over the chest of Slim. The referee is quick to see it, and gets down himself, ready and eager to do his job correctly,.
1...
2...
Slim puts his shoulder up!
The fans were iffy, unsure if that move was the one to end this. Edge sits up, and pleads with the referee, putting two fingers in front of his horrified face. The referee tells him otherwise, and Edge silcks his hair to the back of his head, shaking off the uncertainty. Edge then gets to his feet, seeing that Slim is down on the mat. Edge runs his hands through his hair again, and looks down at Slim, a lightbulb going off in his head. He backs up to the corner of the ring, looking at the crowd in both directions, real slowly. A smirk appearing on his face, Edge crouches down, a hand on the ropes. The crowd gets to their feet, knowing that the Spear is coming. Edge motions for Slim to get up with his free hand, and Slim does turn over. The crowd is excited and hot now, seeing that the devastating finisher is on its way. Slim gets to his feet, grabbing his neck, his back still towards Edge. Slim begins to turn around, and Edge starts running towards the unsuspecting Slim. Slim does turn around, sees Edge coming towards him, and grabs the 'Rated R Superstar' using cat like reflexes and throwing the opponent to the ropes. In a matter of seconds, Edge bounces back and Slim puts him in position for the Slimminator! Slim hits this devastating maneuver, and it looks like Edge is knocked out.
Justin Maietta: Edge is dead! Edge has got to be dead right now!
Paul Koger: There's no way in hell Edge is getting up from this, that looked like it could have freakin' killed the poor guy!
Slim cockily beats his chest with his hand, before falling on his ass, breathing extremely heavily. Slim rolls over closer to Edge, bringing his hand over Edge, going for the pinfall. Edge just breathes, not having moved a second since the devastating move. The referee counts the fall...
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3!
Justin Maietta: And Slim picks up the victory!
Jason Lakhal: Here is your winner... 'The Icon' Slim!
Slim rolls over to his knees, breathing heavily from the match he just won. The referee comes over towards him, pulling Slim to his feet. Slim gets his arm raised, as he celebrates his victory in the ring. Slim moves to a corner fo the ring, jumping up on the turnbuckles and staring over the large audience in front of him. Slim beats his chest with his hands again, showing that he's dominant in his performance and extremely happy with the result.
Paul Koger: Look at Slim in his debut match here for the UWF! This is one hell of a debut show, I got to admit!
Justin Maietta: Slim just won his first ever match, he's definitely got to be excited about this one, that's for damn sure!
Slim gets down off of the turnbuckles, exiting the ring, and walking up the ramp. He disappears behind the stage, as Tuesday Night Turbulence cuts to something different.
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Her song, "Who we R" has literally been played at least 25 time over the course of putting together this show. With that being said, you should treat it with it's proper respect. so, find it, listen about 50 times, and send it to all your friends.
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Tuesday Night Turbulence comes back from commercial break, with Justin Maietta and Paul Koger still sitting ringside. the camera cuts to their smiling faces.
Justin Maietta: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's time for our main event of the evening!
Paul Koger: We've been waiting all night to see this, and man... this is going to be a hell of a fight.
Justin Maietta: On one team we've got two legends in Stone Cold Steve Austin and CM Spunk, and the other Christian and Yokozuna. This is big, Paul, real big.
Paul Koger: You know it, I know it, every one of these people knows it. UWF's first main event is going to be off the charts, and we're lucky to be able to be calling it live right here.
The camera cuts from the announcers and begins to roll the video package, hyping the fans in the arena up for the inevitable showdown of the two tag teams....
The match preview ends and the camera cuts to the scanning of the UWF crowd. They're on their feet, screaming for the prospects of seeing the main event of this company's first ever show...
The fans don't give a shit about CM Spunk who is already in the ring, standing around jerking off and shit. He totally sucks, and only gets a few sentences about his arrival, because like I said... nobody gives a shit. He doesn't get music or nothing, just a mention of his name being CM Spunk, to crickets from the audience.
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The glass breaks and Stone Cold marches through the curtains, to the thunderous ovation of the crowd. The crowd cheers the hell out of him, as he makes his way down the ramp. Stone Cold has his middle fingers in the air, as he struts his way down to the ring.
He gets into the ring, and he gets to the top turnbuckles, flipping off the crowd. He calls for the beers, and gets them thrown to him one at a time, catching it and yelling to the crowd. He pops them both open, and drowns himself with the beer. Stone Cold steps down, and waits for the opponents.
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Just Close Your Eyes is heard playing as Christian comes from behind the curtain to an amazing ovation, the crowd cheers heavily as Christian takes a few steps forward before placing his right hand above his eyes as he pretends to search for someone in the crowd looking for his peeps.
Christian then walks down the entrance ramp as he walks up the steel steps, he takes another look at his "peeps" before entering the ring via the second ropes.
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The calming sound of "Sumo" begins to emanate from the speakers of the PA system and play throughout the arena as the fans begin to cheer and show their support. Yokozuna makes his way onto the stage as the cheers increase, dressed in a black and white checkered robe. He stops on the stage and bows to the crowd in a Japanese greeting, then makes his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with a few fans on the way, then makes his way up the steel steps gradually. He walks along the apron and steps through the ropes, posing for the crowd. He removes his robe to reveal his traditional red and black tights as the referee hands it off to a ringside official.
Yokozuna prepares for his opponent with great anticipation.
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*Ding, Ding, Ding*
Both teams start to discuss which member of there tag team will start the match as the legal man. They've both decided that Christian and CM Spunk will start the match off again one another. CM Spunk and Christian lock up in the center of the ring, as CM Spunk gets a quick side head lock take-down. Christian struggles to break free from the submission hold thats being applied. Christian manages to break free and get to his feet as he kicks CM Spunk in the mid-section and suplex's him to the canvas. Christian quickly applies a chin lock, as CM Spunk starts to struggle to break free. Spunk eventually makes it to a knee and starts to elbow Christian in the abdominals, ad he breaks free. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and nails a swinging neckbreaker.
Justin Maietta: What a move from Spunk early in this match up.
Paul Koger: He's swigning for the fences here early, hope he doesn't run out of gas.
CM Spunk tags in Stone Cold into the match, as Christian goes onto the offensive against Stone Cold. Christian lifts Stone Cold up and lifts him to his feet and fireman carry, gutbuster combination, as Christian drives his knee into the mid-section of Stone Cold. Christian waits for Stone Cold to get to his feet, as Christian attempts to hit a Killswitch, as Stone Cold counters the Killswitch and directs Christian into the turnbuckle, Austin then signals for the Stone Cole Stunner but Christian counters and pushes Austin to the turn buckle, Chirstian then makes the tag to Yokozuna who steps over the third rope, as Austin proceeds to climb the turnbuckle, as he jumps off the turn buckle and nails Yokozuna with a shoulder block from the second rope, as Yokozuna is almost unaffected by the attack. Austin quickly tags in CM Spunk, as Spunk starts precisely starts kicking Yokozuna in the back of the Popliteal Fossa, as Yokozuna starts to stumble around the ring. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and chop blocks the Popliteal Fossa which, brings Yokozuna down to a knee. CM Spunk once again precisely kicks Yokozuna in the side of the head bring Yokozuna down the the canvas, as CM Spunk goes for the cover.
Paul Koger: Spunk going for the cover here, can he get it?!
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3.NO!
Yokozuna forces out of the pinfall!
Justin Maietta: Whoa! What force from the big guy to escape from that pinfall!
Yokozuna powers out of the pinning predicament and throws CM Spunk into the air with little to no effort. CM Spunk starts rapidly stomping down on the sternum of Yokozuna, as Yokozuna starts getting to his feet and looks unaffected by CM Spunks offensive attacks. Yokozuna throws CM Spunk into the turnbuckle, as Yokozuna makes the legalized tag to Christian. Christian now runs to the ropes and gives Spunk a huge clothesline that send him down to the mat! He throws him towards the turn buckle and Christian then delivers a dropkick while Spunk falls to the mat. As Christian poses for the fans CM Spunk starts pulling himself up by the ropes, as Christian turns around and sets his targets and bolts towards CM Spunk. Christian attempts a clothesline, as Spunk kicks Christian in the face, as CM Spunk grabs Christian by the head and drills Christians face first into the turnbuckle padding, as Spunk backs up away from the turnbuckle and turn and Shining Wizard's Christian in the jaw and bulldogs him to face first to the canvas. CM Spunk gets to his feet and starts to get pumped up, as he waits patiently for Christian to get to his feet, as he goes for the Go 2 Sleep. Christian starts struggling to get the go behind and pushes Spunk from behind into his partners corner, as Stone Cold makes the legalized tag and steps into the ring.
Justin Maietta: Stone Cold, it's Stone Cold! Can he save the match right here?
Paul Koger: Shut up, Justin, Stone Cold isn't going to do a damn thing if yokozuna gets in this ring.
Austin enters the ring and stalks Christian, as Christian somehow manages to turn around and kick Austin in the abdominals, as Christian attempts the Kill Switch Austin then counters, by tossing Christian to the turnbuckle as Christian’s head hit’s the top turnbuckle! While groggy Christian turns around, as Austin starts to unload with lefts and right that can be heard throughout the entire arena, Christian then counters by grabbing one of the Arms of Austin and tosses him to the ropes Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and back, as Christian tries to connect with a clotheslines, as Stone Cold ducks underneath and bounces back off the ropes. Stone Cold jumps up high into the air and Thesz press Christian down to the canvas, and follows through with multiple left and right fists. Stone Cold turns around and yells towards the fans, as Christian quickly gets to his feet and makes the tag to Yokozuna. Austin then turns around and sees Yokozuna and then makes the tag to CM Spunk.
Justin Maietta: And the tag is made! Can CM Spunk match up with the tough Yokozuna?
Paul Koger: I don't think a hurricane can match up with Yokozuna, Justin...
CM Spunk circles around the ring, as Yokozuna attempts to corner CM Spunk into one of the turnbuckles. Yokozuna charges towards CM Punk and crashes into the corner, as CM Spunk starts kicking precisely into Yokozuna's Sternum and abdominal, as you can see blood vessel in Yokozuna's chest start to burts. Yokozuna backs up into the ring ropes, as CM Spunk attempts to hammer throw Yokozuna across the ring, as Yokozuna reverses and hammer throws CM Spunk off the ropes. CM Punk bounces off the ropes, as Yokozuna lifts CM Spunk up high into the air and elevates him up high into the air and slams him down to the canvas below with a thunderous Samoan Drop, as CM Spunk hits the canvas hard and starts to have trouble with oxygen entering his body, as he starts breathing heavily, gasping for air. Yokozuna grabs CM Spunk over to the turnbuckle by dragging him to the closest turnbuckle by his wrist. Yokozuna starts to climb the ropes, as he starts to bounce up and down and jumps from the second rope and hits the Banzai Drop landing on the sternum of CM Spunk, as Yokozuna sits their patiently awaiting for the referee checks to see if the shoulders are off the canvas, as the referee starts counting.
Paul Koger: Oh god, this is just terrible! Is this over?!
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2...
Stone Cold breaks the pin up!
Justin Maieta: Stone Cold gets there for the save!
Stone Cold enters to break up the pin but then Christian enters the ring and all hell breaks loose inside the ring. Spunk now groggy is on his feet deliver a few shots the legs on Yokozuna as Yokozuna walks around in pain. On the other end Stone Cold Steve Austin goes down with the Kill Switch as Christian raises his hand up! Just as he turns around Spunk delivers the GTS and Christian rolls out the ring. But Spunk turns around and Yokozuna grabs him to deliver a huge belly to belly suplex. Yokozuna tosses Spunk to the ropes and drops him for another Samoan Drop! He drags Spunk over and climbs to second rope he looks up to the fans and yells BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before he Falls from the second rope and lands on Spunk. Before he goes for the pin. He sees Stone Cold trying to make his way back in the ring. He hits him off the ringside and Stone falls and hit’s the guard wall! He walks over to Spunk climbs the second rope again and yells BANZAI!!!!!! And drops on Spunks sternum again as the referee goes down for the pin.
Justin Maietta: Another one from Yokozuna! This has got to be it, nobody can get up from something like this!
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3!
Paul Koger: And that's it, it's over!
Winners: Christian & Yokozuna
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Yokozuna gets to his feet, staring at the competition on the mat below him. Christian gets to his feet, as well. The referee grabs both of their hands, and raises them as the fans claps and boos, both men in the ring. Christian leaves the ring first, the faster one of the unlikely opponents. With their job done, the civil tones are much less heightened. Yokozuna celebrates in the ring, in his weird fashion, getting up on the turnbuckles and giving a scowl to everyone that looks around at him.
Justin Maietta: In victory, Yokozuna still remains to be an odd character, I must admit.
Paul Koger: He came here for the victory, and he got it... what more can you ask from the guy?
Yokozuna jumps down, and the referee leaves sight as well. As Yokozuna is the final man in the ring, the announcers do their final call before the show turns to black.
Justin Maietta: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for tuning in tonight. It's been a blast.
Paul Koger: Join us next time, in two weeks right here on Turbulence... only in UWF. This is one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight!
UWF Turbulence turns to a black screen, before showing the logo that started this all.
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This has been a Jay and Slave productionJustin Maietta: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's time for our main event of the evening!
Paul Koger: We've been waiting all night to see this, and man... this is going to be a hell of a fight.
Justin Maietta: On one team we've got two legends in Stone Cold Steve Austin and CM Spunk, and the other Christian and Yokozuna. This is big, Paul, real big.
Paul Koger: You know it, I know it, every one of these people knows it. UWF's first main event is going to be off the charts, and we're lucky to be able to be calling it live right here.
The camera cuts from the announcers and begins to roll the video package, hyping the fans in the arena up for the inevitable showdown of the two tag teams....
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CM Spunk and Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Yokozuna and Christian
In UWF's first ever Tag Team match, four men will put their bodies on the line against people they don't know, and with people they don't know. Unfamiliarity could pose a threat to the gelling of these teams, as nobody knows how it's going to turn out.
This will be an exciting bout, as captain charisma himself will team up with the legend Yokozuna...
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...as they take on the team of Stone Cold Steve Austin and CM Spunk. Spunk, unheard of, is said to be out of his league with his ridiculued personality, and teaming up with the rattlesnake can't do good for his nerves.
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Who will prevail, which team of the unlikelys reign supreme this coming Tuesday?
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Find out soon only on wrestlingsmarks.com!
The match preview ends and the camera cuts to the scanning of the UWF crowd. They're on their feet, screaming for the prospects of seeing the main event of this company's first ever show...
The fans don't give a shit about CM Spunk who is already in the ring, standing around jerking off and shit. He totally sucks, and only gets a few sentences about his arrival, because like I said... nobody gives a shit. He doesn't get music or nothing, just a mention of his name being CM Spunk, to crickets from the audience.
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The glass breaks and Stone Cold marches through the curtains, to the thunderous ovation of the crowd. The crowd cheers the hell out of him, as he makes his way down the ramp. Stone Cold has his middle fingers in the air, as he struts his way down to the ring.
He gets into the ring, and he gets to the top turnbuckles, flipping off the crowd. He calls for the beers, and gets them thrown to him one at a time, catching it and yelling to the crowd. He pops them both open, and drowns himself with the beer. Stone Cold steps down, and waits for the opponents.
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Just Close Your Eyes is heard playing as Christian comes from behind the curtain to an amazing ovation, the crowd cheers heavily as Christian takes a few steps forward before placing his right hand above his eyes as he pretends to search for someone in the crowd looking for his peeps.
Christian then walks down the entrance ramp as he walks up the steel steps, he takes another look at his "peeps" before entering the ring via the second ropes.
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The calming sound of "Sumo" begins to emanate from the speakers of the PA system and play throughout the arena as the fans begin to cheer and show their support. Yokozuna makes his way onto the stage as the cheers increase, dressed in a black and white checkered robe. He stops on the stage and bows to the crowd in a Japanese greeting, then makes his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with a few fans on the way, then makes his way up the steel steps gradually. He walks along the apron and steps through the ropes, posing for the crowd. He removes his robe to reveal his traditional red and black tights as the referee hands it off to a ringside official.
Yokozuna prepares for his opponent with great anticipation.
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*Ding, Ding, Ding*
Both teams start to discuss which member of there tag team will start the match as the legal man. They've both decided that Christian and CM Spunk will start the match off again one another. CM Spunk and Christian lock up in the center of the ring, as CM Spunk gets a quick side head lock take-down. Christian struggles to break free from the submission hold thats being applied. Christian manages to break free and get to his feet as he kicks CM Spunk in the mid-section and suplex's him to the canvas. Christian quickly applies a chin lock, as CM Spunk starts to struggle to break free. Spunk eventually makes it to a knee and starts to elbow Christian in the abdominals, ad he breaks free. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and nails a swinging neckbreaker.
Justin Maietta: What a move from Spunk early in this match up.
Paul Koger: He's swigning for the fences here early, hope he doesn't run out of gas.
CM Spunk tags in Stone Cold into the match, as Christian goes onto the offensive against Stone Cold. Christian lifts Stone Cold up and lifts him to his feet and fireman carry, gutbuster combination, as Christian drives his knee into the mid-section of Stone Cold. Christian waits for Stone Cold to get to his feet, as Christian attempts to hit a Killswitch, as Stone Cold counters the Killswitch and directs Christian into the turnbuckle, Austin then signals for the Stone Cole Stunner but Christian counters and pushes Austin to the turn buckle, Chirstian then makes the tag to Yokozuna who steps over the third rope, as Austin proceeds to climb the turnbuckle, as he jumps off the turn buckle and nails Yokozuna with a shoulder block from the second rope, as Yokozuna is almost unaffected by the attack. Austin quickly tags in CM Spunk, as Spunk starts precisely starts kicking Yokozuna in the back of the Popliteal Fossa, as Yokozuna starts to stumble around the ring. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and chop blocks the Popliteal Fossa which, brings Yokozuna down to a knee. CM Spunk once again precisely kicks Yokozuna in the side of the head bring Yokozuna down the the canvas, as CM Spunk goes for the cover.
Paul Koger: Spunk going for the cover here, can he get it?!
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3.NO!
Yokozuna forces out of the pinfall!
Justin Maietta: Whoa! What force from the big guy to escape from that pinfall!
Yokozuna powers out of the pinning predicament and throws CM Spunk into the air with little to no effort. CM Spunk starts rapidly stomping down on the sternum of Yokozuna, as Yokozuna starts getting to his feet and looks unaffected by CM Spunks offensive attacks. Yokozuna throws CM Spunk into the turnbuckle, as Yokozuna makes the legalized tag to Christian. Christian now runs to the ropes and gives Spunk a huge clothesline that send him down to the mat! He throws him towards the turn buckle and Christian then delivers a dropkick while Spunk falls to the mat. As Christian poses for the fans CM Spunk starts pulling himself up by the ropes, as Christian turns around and sets his targets and bolts towards CM Spunk. Christian attempts a clothesline, as Spunk kicks Christian in the face, as CM Spunk grabs Christian by the head and drills Christians face first into the turnbuckle padding, as Spunk backs up away from the turnbuckle and turn and Shining Wizard's Christian in the jaw and bulldogs him to face first to the canvas. CM Spunk gets to his feet and starts to get pumped up, as he waits patiently for Christian to get to his feet, as he goes for the Go 2 Sleep. Christian starts struggling to get the go behind and pushes Spunk from behind into his partners corner, as Stone Cold makes the legalized tag and steps into the ring.
Justin Maietta: Stone Cold, it's Stone Cold! Can he save the match right here?
Paul Koger: Shut up, Justin, Stone Cold isn't going to do a damn thing if yokozuna gets in this ring.
Austin enters the ring and stalks Christian, as Christian somehow manages to turn around and kick Austin in the abdominals, as Christian attempts the Kill Switch Austin then counters, by tossing Christian to the turnbuckle as Christian’s head hit’s the top turnbuckle! While groggy Christian turns around, as Austin starts to unload with lefts and right that can be heard throughout the entire arena, Christian then counters by grabbing one of the Arms of Austin and tosses him to the ropes Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and back, as Christian tries to connect with a clotheslines, as Stone Cold ducks underneath and bounces back off the ropes. Stone Cold jumps up high into the air and Thesz press Christian down to the canvas, and follows through with multiple left and right fists. Stone Cold turns around and yells towards the fans, as Christian quickly gets to his feet and makes the tag to Yokozuna. Austin then turns around and sees Yokozuna and then makes the tag to CM Spunk.
Justin Maietta: And the tag is made! Can CM Spunk match up with the tough Yokozuna?
Paul Koger: I don't think a hurricane can match up with Yokozuna, Justin...
CM Spunk circles around the ring, as Yokozuna attempts to corner CM Spunk into one of the turnbuckles. Yokozuna charges towards CM Punk and crashes into the corner, as CM Spunk starts kicking precisely into Yokozuna's Sternum and abdominal, as you can see blood vessel in Yokozuna's chest start to burts. Yokozuna backs up into the ring ropes, as CM Spunk attempts to hammer throw Yokozuna across the ring, as Yokozuna reverses and hammer throws CM Spunk off the ropes. CM Punk bounces off the ropes, as Yokozuna lifts CM Spunk up high into the air and elevates him up high into the air and slams him down to the canvas below with a thunderous Samoan Drop, as CM Spunk hits the canvas hard and starts to have trouble with oxygen entering his body, as he starts breathing heavily, gasping for air. Yokozuna grabs CM Spunk over to the turnbuckle by dragging him to the closest turnbuckle by his wrist. Yokozuna starts to climb the ropes, as he starts to bounce up and down and jumps from the second rope and hits the Banzai Drop landing on the sternum of CM Spunk, as Yokozuna sits their patiently awaiting for the referee checks to see if the shoulders are off the canvas, as the referee starts counting.
Paul Koger: Oh god, this is just terrible! Is this over?!
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2...
Stone Cold breaks the pin up!
Justin Maieta: Stone Cold gets there for the save!
Stone Cold enters to break up the pin but then Christian enters the ring and all hell breaks loose inside the ring. Spunk now groggy is on his feet deliver a few shots the legs on Yokozuna as Yokozuna walks around in pain. On the other end Stone Cold Steve Austin goes down with the Kill Switch as Christian raises his hand up! Just as he turns around Spunk delivers the GTS and Christian rolls out the ring. But Spunk turns around and Yokozuna grabs him to deliver a huge belly to belly suplex. Yokozuna tosses Spunk to the ropes and drops him for another Samoan Drop! He drags Spunk over and climbs to second rope he looks up to the fans and yells BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before he Falls from the second rope and lands on Spunk. Before he goes for the pin. He sees Stone Cold trying to make his way back in the ring. He hits him off the ringside and Stone falls and hit’s the guard wall! He walks over to Spunk climbs the second rope again and yells BANZAI!!!!!! And drops on Spunks sternum again as the referee goes down for the pin.
Justin Maietta: Another one from Yokozuna! This has got to be it, nobody can get up from something like this!
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Paul Koger: And that's it, it's over!
Winners: Christian & Yokozuna
Yokozuna gets to his feet, staring at the competition on the mat below him. Christian gets to his feet, as well. The referee grabs both of their hands, and raises them as the fans claps and boos, both men in the ring. Christian leaves the ring first, the faster one of the unlikely opponents. With their job done, the civil tones are much less heightened. Yokozuna celebrates in the ring, in his weird fashion, getting up on the turnbuckles and giving a scowl to everyone that looks around at him.
Justin Maietta: In victory, Yokozuna still remains to be an odd character, I must admit.
Paul Koger: He came here for the victory, and he got it... what more can you ask from the guy?
Yokozuna jumps down, and the referee leaves sight as well. As Yokozuna is the final man in the ring, the announcers do their final call before the show turns to black.
Justin Maietta: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for tuning in tonight. It's been a blast.
Paul Koger: Join us next time, in two weeks right here on Turbulence... only in UWF. This is one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight!
UWF Turbulence turns to a black screen, before showing the logo that started this all.
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