Of all the posters I've encountered here in my thusfar short stay, Two Scoops has almost me thwarted at several turns. This man is a young genius and I don't throw that term out lightly, and he's better than me, just not as ruthless and experienced. So take us both on, or me alone if he's too modest. Tell us who's better than Two Scoops, and if you refuse to, then tell us how you're a better poster than me. I've been here less than 2 weeks and already I've turned the whole place upside down. But Two Scoops tops me, and if you think you're better than him then somehow show it, and if you can't, face ME, the successor to LogicalWMD!
Two Scoops & I R the Best Posters In Here! Who Can Dispute Us & Win?
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chessarmy
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Travis40
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Ah shut up and contribute something of substance. Go take two percodans and call us after Smackdown. I'm listening to Warren Zevon, Laura Jean is tidying up, Two Scoops is coming up with his usual brilliant stuff and I have put up with the above. What a stupid piece of genetic effluent BB is. He can't even spell "douchebaggery", which isn't even a word.
seX-Power
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How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With a straw!
What has more brains than a baby?
The wall behind it!
How many babies does it take to paper a wall?
Depends on how thinly you slice them!
With a straw!
What has more brains than a baby?
The wall behind it!
How many babies does it take to paper a wall?
Depends on how thinly you slice them!
OK, now we're getting somewhere. I just found a new recruit. I've seen enough negativity in this forum, since I debuted by posting an innocent thread about Polish greats and challenging others to depose Ric Flair. Now we're getting some humor. What we experience as negative emotions as expressed in so many so-called posts, are evolutionarily primitive. Positive feelings related to humor, as instantiated in the preceding posts by Two Scoops, chessarmy, and now seX Power are a function of an expanded neocortex.
seX-Power
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No son, I will not disassociate you will such instant dispatch. And you're insults have the effect of a feather. Not even. You and so many in here have problems with anger. You are like no other. Instead of retorting in kind or in spades, which you know I full can, I'll tell about my nephew, who's now 11.
When "Dylan" was 3, his preschool teacher called my sister, Diana, reporting that Dylan had become hostile and angry, even violent, toward her and some of the other children. My brother in law, Bob, had been diagnosed with cancer a year earlier and was close to death. Diana was grief struck, in her deathwatch and pushed Dylan away. As Bob grew sicker he pushed his son away. When Dylan resisted and kept approaching his father his was slapped, pushed to the floor and forcibly put to bed in howls of tears. This situation went on for weeks, until Diana called me from Calgary, asking me if I could somehow help.
That Friday I flew to Calgary and met with the family in crisis. When I talked to Bob it was obvious that it was his anger drove his to avoid his son and to treat him harshly. He had thought that if Dylan grew to hate him, he would not miss him when he was gone.
My brain was in overdrive while talking to Diana and Bob. I watched their movements, facial expressions, and gaze, and listened to the tones and cadences in their voices. With both of them, I blended observations and ideas to try to discern what was in their hearts. Memories of my own childhood emerged, allowing me to interact with Dylan at his level of development and understanding. My paternal instincts led me to want to comfort and soothe Dylan's distress as I felt his grow comfortable with me.
In a different way, being Bob forced me to face our shared mortality and the cruelty of fate. WE SHARE THAT ALL TOO HUMAN EXPERIENCE OF INHABITING A UNIVERSE THAT NONE OF US UNDERSTAND.
That passage will be in my next book. blueberry huh? Go look in the mirror if there's one in your whore mom's basement, and take a look at a blueberry.
seX-Power
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Ya know I have to admit. After seeing the bumped LogicalWMD thread in Casual Talk, WCW4Ever doesn't seem very much like him.
Yeah, there's the unhealthy Ric Flair fetish. But all in all Logical was far more long winded, used alot more big words, and seemed alot more high on himself.
WCW's a douche, but he's not nearly as bad as Logical.
Just observing.
Yeah, there's the unhealthy Ric Flair fetish. But all in all Logical was far more long winded, used alot more big words, and seemed alot more high on himself.
WCW's a douche, but he's not nearly as bad as Logical.
Just observing.
LOL @ this dude trying to make something of himself via the worldwide web. I think he's an immature asshole who sucks on his dogs teet for fun but I gotta give him credit for being consistent in his douchebagory (see its not a word so you or I can spell it any way we choose to.
And just for the record - I am better than you Le' WCW4EVER.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. So how are you? Hope all is well. Hope you're living a substantial existence in this otherwise unsubstantiated world filled with assholes like yourself.
I'm bored. Entertain me oh great one, please.
And just for the record - I am better than you Le' WCW4EVER.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. So how are you? Hope all is well. Hope you're living a substantial existence in this otherwise unsubstantiated world filled with assholes like yourself.
I'm bored. Entertain me oh great one, please.