The constitution has a hole in it. That hole is ready to be penetrated. That hole is horny for some love. That hole is wet for some passion. It wants a hard cock to make sweet, sweet love to it. My man, Donald Trump, is not only gonna make that sweet love, he's gonna leave a stain, right on the constitution's blue dress. And he ain't even gonna cover it up. He's gonna announce that he, Donald J. Trump, has officially made sweet, tender love to the constitution and got his spunk right on that elegant blue dress. That blue dress will not only be iconic, it will be legendary. It will be a prized jewel amongst the true Americans. The constitution has been a virgin for sweet passion, for too long. It deserves real passion and hot spunk to guzzle. Fortunately, we found the man that is willing to take this virginity and turn it into a legendary capsule for our children, our children's children and our children's children's children to look at and see what sweet, hot, passionate love looks like. They will look at that dress and witness an example of true love. They will see a hole in the constitution that's been patched and spunked on by Donald Trump. They will see a beautiful blue dress that will become the international symbol for true hot passion. Back in 2014, Singapore used rap to encourage love making and baby production. No more I say. No more Trump says. No more, says America! They will not need rap, videos or corny campaigns. They won't even need to promote reproduction because when they witness, first-hand, that blue dress and the constitution, they will see true passion and true love. They will need to rent that blue dress. Showcase that our constitution's wet, horny hole was filled with love. True love. Gosh darn, American love.
