Train Accident Kills 16

[the dark knight]

dark knight returns , squash nancy's hairy nipples , break his neck in half .
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5th reign

 

[MJ807]

The Icon used a ultra technology to seek MJ with another submarine bigger than his, Icon shoots at MJ's submarine and he is forced to get out, when MJ gets out Icon superkicks him underwater he drags him to a ring and pins him: 1...2...3!!
New Champ: The Icon

I was in an indestructable vault theres no way to blow it up I'm still champion.

 

[The Icon]

The Icon fists fights with TDK till he reverses one punch into a crippler crossface, TDK almost taps out but Icon breaks TDK's back and pins him:
1...2..3!!
New Champ: The Icon

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

^^^Here's how Icon gets the title...
He gets in your submarine and waits a lifetime for you to come out then he superkicks you etc.

JG-13 runs in and hits Icon with a Barbed Wire 2 x 4 and pins him 1... 2... 3!

NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME, NINE TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION!

Champions List
#1 JG-13 = Reign No. 1
#2 3lions = Reign No. 1
#3 JG-13 = Reign No. 2
#4 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 1
#5 Mat = Reign No. 1
#6 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 2
#7 3lions = Reign No. 2
#8 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 1
#9 Noodle Soup Nazi = Reign No. 1
#10 The_Edge = Reign No. 1
#11 Markz = Reign No. 1
#12 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 1
#13 JG-13 = Reign No. 3
#14 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 2
#15 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 1
#16 JG-13 = Reign No. 4
#17 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 3
#18 JG-13 = Reign No. 5
#19 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 2
#20 JG-13 = Reign No. 6
#21 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 3
#22 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 2
#23 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 4
#24 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 4
#25 JG-13 = Reign No. 7
#26 MJ807 = Reign No. 1
#27 The Icon = Reign No. 1
#28 JG-13 = Reign No. 8
#29 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 5
#30 The Icon = Reign No. 2
#31 JG-13 = Reign No. 9

 

[the dark knight]

booker T sticks his hairy black penis into nancy's mouth cuz he stole his phrase . the TDK goes down and bitch slap both of them . sets them on fire . take the chumpionship for the 6th time . and goes back to his batcave where he gets laid with trish stratus and angelina jolie .

 

[The Icon]

The Icon suddenly heals and hits Nancy with a barby bat on fire, then he runs up and interrupts TDK getting laid, The Icon superkicks him and then Tombstones him:
1.....2...3!!
New Champ: Icon

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

JG-13 sets Booker on fire and Stratus was actually Vito in disguise. Vito drags TDK out of the Batcave and into the ring where TDK faints in shock when he see JG-13's 12 inch penis, 1... 2... 3!

10 time Hardcore Champion

Champions List
#1 JG-13 = Reign No. 1
#2 3lions = Reign No. 1
#3 JG-13 = Reign No. 2
#4 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 1
#5 Mat = Reign No. 1
#6 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 2
#7 3lions = Reign No. 2
#8 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 1
#9 Noodle Soup Nazi = Reign No. 1
#10 The_Edge = Reign No. 1
#11 Markz = Reign No. 1
#12 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 1
#13 JG-13 = Reign No. 3
#14 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 2
#15 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 1
#16 JG-13 = Reign No. 4
#17 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 3
#18 JG-13 = Reign No. 5
#19 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 2
#20 JG-13 = Reign No. 6
#21 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 3
#22 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 2
#23 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 4
#24 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 4
#25 JG-13 = Reign No. 7
#26 MJ807 = Reign No. 1
#27 The Icon = Reign No. 1
#28 JG-13 = Reign No. 8
#29 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 5
#30 The Icon = Reign No. 2
#31 JG-13 = Reign No. 9
#32 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 6
#33 JG-13 = Reign No. 10

 

[The Icon]

The Icon comes out and cuts off Nancy's fake bigass penis, then he RKOs him into thumbtacks JG-13 is almost dead and Icon pins him:
1.....2....3
4 Time Champion: The Icon

 

[Soulpower]

*The Icon turns around and Soulpower hits him with some Sweet Chin Music*... You'll never see it coming.

SP pins him for the 1-2-3 and he stands as the NEW Hardcore Champion.

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

JG-13 stumbles to his feet and soulpower runs at him. JG-13 hits soulpower with a Back Body Drop onto the Thumbtacks and pins him 1... 2... Icon breaks up the pin. JG-13 & Icon start trading blows and JG-13 gets the advantage, and Bodyslams Icon onto soulpower! JG-13 pins soulpower 1... 2... 3!

11 time Hardcore Champion!

Champions List
#1 JG-13 = Reign No. 1
#2 3lions = Reign No. 1
#3 JG-13 = Reign No. 2
#4 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 1
#5 Mat = Reign No. 1
#6 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 2
#7 3lions = Reign No. 2
#8 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 1
#9 Noodle Soup Nazi = Reign No. 1
#10 The_Edge = Reign No. 1
#11 Markz = Reign No. 1
#12 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 1
#13 JG-13 = Reign No. 3
#14 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 2
#15 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 1
#16 JG-13 = Reign No. 4
#17 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 3
#18 JG-13 = Reign No. 5
#19 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 2
#20 JG-13 = Reign No. 6
#21 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 3
#22 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 2
#23 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 4
#24 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 4
#25 JG-13 = Reign No. 7
#26 MJ807 = Reign No. 1
#27 The Icon = Reign No. 1
#28 JG-13 = Reign No. 8
#29 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 5
#30 The Icon = Reign No. 2
#31 JG-13 = Reign No. 9
#32 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 6
#33 JG-13 = Reign No. 10
#34 The Icon = Reign No. 3
#35 soulpower = Reign No. 1
#36 JG-13 = Reign No. 11

 

[Soulpower]

*Having learned nothing from The Icon, JG-13 turns around and SP hits an RKO on the thumbtacks* I get the three count and I'm now a 2 time Hardcore Champion.

 

[King_Ash]

Out of nowhere, the King... King Ash puts soulpower into the sleeper hold. soulpower fades, and fades, and fades... the ref lifts up soulpower's arm once... it flops to the floor, a second time, it flops to the floor again, and the third time and it flops to the floor again. The referee announces King Ash as the winner and the NEW Hardcore Champion of the world, King Ash runs out of the arena with the Hardcore Championship over his shoulder.

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

Just as King_Ash is leaving the arena, JG-13 comes through the car park in a Golf Buggy and runs King_Ash (A horrible sell from King_Ash). JG-13 drags King_Ash onto the top of the buggy and hits a Supeplex, before climbing the buggy and hitting a Splash, 1... 2... 3! JG-13 also sets fire to the Buggy.

12 time Hardcore Champion!

Champions List
#1 JG-13 = Reign No. 1
#2 3lions = Reign No. 1
#3 JG-13 = Reign No. 2
#4 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 1
#5 Mat = Reign No. 1
#6 xtremehighflyer = Reign No. 2
#7 3lions = Reign No. 2
#8 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 1
#9 Noodle Soup Nazi = Reign No. 1
#10 The_Edge = Reign No. 1
#11 Markz = Reign No. 1
#12 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 1
#13 JG-13 = Reign No. 3
#14 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 2
#15 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 1
#16 JG-13 = Reign No. 4
#17 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 3
#18 JG-13 = Reign No. 5
#19 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 2
#20 JG-13 = Reign No. 6
#21 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 3
#22 c4_FatTony = Reign No. 2
#23 Wrestling Station = Reign No. 4
#24 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 4
#25 JG-13 = Reign No. 7
#26 MJ807 = Reign No. 1
#27 The Icon = Reign No. 1
#28 JG-13 = Reign No. 8
#29 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 5
#30 The Icon = Reign No. 2
#31 JG-13 = Reign No. 9
#32 The Dark Knight = Reign No. 6
#33 JG-13 = Reign No. 10
#34 The Icon = Reign No. 3
#35 soulpower = Reign No. 1
#36 JG-13 = Reign No. 11
#37 soulpower = Reign No. 2
#38 King_Ash = Reign No. 1
#39 JG-13 = Reign No. 12

 

[the dark knight]

after jolie gave TDK a nice blowjob he became a good guy and offered nancy a new fake penis.nancy became soooooo happy and gave TDK the title without a match . how cute can nancy be ?
TDK = 7 time champ

 

[Soulpower]

*As TDK leaves a chair is thrown towards him, TDK grabs him and SP hits a Vandaminator* SP gets the three count and now he's a 3-time, 3-time, 3-time Hardcore Champion.