TNE
J.R: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first ever addition of TNE impact.
I’m Jim Ross here with Jerry “the King” Lawler here in Columbus, Ohio and what a show we have in store for you tonight.
King: Here’s a preview of the show.
We have a huge 6-man tag team match and in the main event it will be a fatal 4-way for the TNE world championship.
Great Khali’s music comes on.
He walks to the ring and waits for his opponent.
Christian Cage’s music comes on
Crowd: Cheering
Cage walks to the ring and the bell rings to start the match
Christian cage vs The Great Khali
Cage runs at Khali and throws a few punches right into his face; Khali pushes him off into the ropes. Christian bounces back off the ropes and attempts a cross body, which Khali catches him and drops him straight onto his knee. Christian thrives in pain rolling around. Khali picks him up and Irish whips him into the ropes, Cage bounces back towards Khali. Then Khali lifts him up for the Khali bomb, but then Cage gives him thee eye rake. Khali drops Cage onto his feet. Christian runs back into the ropes, he runs up to Khali and hits a huge clothesline dropping Khali. Khali gets up and stumbles into Christian, who turns him around to get him in position for the Unpretier. He HIT IT. Cage climbs to the top rope getting ready to do the Frog splash. He turns around and sees Kurt Angle swinging a steel chair. CRACK!!! It hit Christian Cage right in the head. The ref rings the bell.
But Angle hasn’t finished, He lifts up Cage and hits the Olympic slam. Angle raises his arms and walks out of the arena as the crowd boo’s
Christian Cage defeats The Great Khali by DQ
J.R: What a disgraceful display by Kurt Angle
King: Yeah, he’s an Olympic Gold medallist he doesn’t need to do things like that
Kennedy’s music hits
Crowd: BOO!!!
Commercial break
Todd Grisham: Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Randy Ortan. Mr Kennedy
They enter the ring and ask for a mic
Kennedy: Good evening people, I have something I would like to say.
I am on a mission as of now to win the television title, and if anyone gets in my way I will physically and mentally destroy them.
You want to know why I can do that?
Because I’m Mr Kennedy…………Kennedy
Jeff Hardy: Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy!
You’re on a mission for the TV title huh? Well if you think you’re going to win that title your wrong!
Crowd: Cheer loudly
Jeff Hardy: I’m going to win that title and I’m going to prove that I’m worthy of it when I beat you right here, right now!
Crowd: go crazy with excitement.
Jeff enters the ring and the bell rings to start the match
Jeff Hardy vs Mr Kennedy with Randy Orton
They both start off running at each other. They get each other in headlocks. Kennedy hits a leg sweep on Jeff. He goes for the pin, 1, 2 and a kick out. Jeff gets up and walks right into a clothesline from Kennedy. He goes for another pin, 1, 2 and another kick out. Kennedy lifts Jeff up and drops him flat on his back. Kennedy picks him up and Irish whips him into the Turnbuckle and charges at him as fast has he can. He lifts up his boot to big boot Jeff but he ducked. Kennedy is crotched on the top rope with a leg down each side of the rope. Hardy then springboards off the second rope by the turnbuckle and enziguri’s Kennedy. Kennedy falls off the ropes down to the mat. Jeff crawls over for the pin, 1, 2 and Kennedy kicked out. The ref goes over to check on Kennedy while Hardy runs to the ropes getting ready for a clothesline but is tripped by Orton. Hardy falls right onto his stomach. Kennedy goes over and lifts Jeff onto his shoulders; he gets on the second rope and hits his finishing move, the Green Bay plunge. Pin 1, 2, 3 its over. Kennedy and Orton walk away as the crowd boo’s them
Mr Kennedy with Randy Orton defeat Jeff Hardy
J.R: Hey, look something’s coming up on the big screen
Screen says: Next week X-div/cruiserweight title on the line
King: I can’t wait to see that match
Commercial break
Sandman’s music comes on. He, Punk and Tajiri make there way to the ring through the crowd.
Crowd: cheering
They hand CM Punk the mic. Me Sandman and Tajiri came to TNE for one reason…to do what we love to do, and that is wrestle, and then we find out from G.M Shark Boy that we have to wrestle in this craphole Ohio
Crowd: boo!!!
Punk: How are we supposed to wrestle in front of a terrible crowd like this?
Crowd boo louder
Sandman takes the mic
Sandman: In fact, were not going to wrestle in front of you pathetic people. WERE OUT OF HERE!
Shark Boy: Hold on there guys, I’m in charge here. You are fighting now and here are your opponents.
Tommy Dreamer’s music hits. Dreamer walks out with Rob Van Dam and Sabu. They rush to the ring. Ding the match has started
Sandman, CM Punk & Tajiri vs Dreamer RVD & Sabu
They all start out brawling. Sandman hammers away at Tommy Dreamer, Punk kicking RVD. Sabu’s up against the ropes and Tajiri runs up and cross bodies Sabu over the top rope with himself following.
Then RVD clotheslines CM Punk over the top rope to the outside. It’s left with sandman and Dreamer in the ring. Sandman hits Dreamer with a clothesline and sandman gets one right back at him. Sandman gets up and hit a spinning neckbreaker on Dreamer. RVD and Sabu get up onto the apron as do Punk and Tajiri. Dreamer slowly crawls over to his corner to make the tag but sandman grabs him. Then he kicks sandman away and tags in RVD. RVD runs into the ring and powerslams sandman. He gets on the top rope and hits the 5 star frog splash. Tajiri runs in and hits the buzzaw kick into RVD’s head. Sabu runs into the ring and springboards off the second rope to hit his finishing DDT. Then punk runs into the ring he lifts Sabu onto his shoulders and hits the GTS. Dreamer gets in the ring and hits the Dreamer DDT on Punk. Sandman gets back up as well as RVD. Sandman hits the white Russian leg sweep on Tommy Dreamer. Then RVD gives sandman a stiff boot to the face. He gets back on the top rope and hits another frog splash. RVD goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3
Crowd: cheering loudly
Dreamer, RVD & Sabu defeat Sandman CM Punk & Tajiri
Commercial break
Rhino: Good evening ladies and gentlemen it is us, the unbeatable Force (Rhino & abyss). We would like to issue an open challenge to any two superstars on the TNE roster for a match next week with the TNE world tag titles on the line.
J.R: look its Samoa Joe and A.J styles coming in from behind with kendo sticks. There repetitively hitting Rhino and Abyss.
Samoa Joe: We accept your challenge.
Main Event for the World TNE title
Undertaker vs Big Show vs Rey Mysterio vs Edge
All superstars enter the ring. The bell rings the match has started
The Undertaker goes straight for the big Show and Edge goes straight for Rey. Edge clotheslines Rey and he falls straight to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Edge goes and helps big Show beat up the Undertaker. They each throw punches until the deadman falls and rolls out of the ring. Big Show grabs Edge by the throat and signals for his finisher, show stopper. Edge kicks him and runs backwards on to the ropes and gives big show a shoulder block which doesn’t faze him. Edge goes for another but big show lifts his boot which hits him straight in the face. Rey gets back into the ring, he springboards off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana on big show. Big show is dazed on the second rope. Rey runs up and hits the 619. Big show rolls out of the ring just as Undertaker enters the ring. He punches Rey once, twice. Then he lifts him onto his shoulder and gives him the snake eyes and he bounces off the ropes and big boots him. Rey is laid out on the mat. Edge gets back in the undertaker turns around and SPEAR. Edge goes for a pin 1, 2 and Rey breaks it up. Edge gets Rey and hits the edgecution. Big show gets back in the ring and he grabs Edge by the throat. He lifts him up high and slams him down. The show stopper. Pin 1, 2, and 3.
Big show becomes TNE world champ
J.R: Join us next time on TNE Impact
