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Total Divas Discussion Thread

Messiah

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We're reviewing the show, I don't see pics adding much to the thread.. Wouldn't that go in the wrestling hotties section with all the pictures?
 
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We're reviewing the show, I don't see pics adding much to the thread.. Wouldn't that go in the wrestling hotties section with all the pictures?
Pics add everything.

who actually watches this shit? It's more scripted than Raw and the payoffs are terrible.....
act one: problem
act two: no resolution just a bullshit apology and hug.
 
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So I can say before I get into what went down for the Season debut of Total Divas, that I went to see the Bellas both gone from the show. I know their involvement with the show, but neither has a storyline going on and they have their own show, keep them off Total Divas and replace them next Season with new ladies which they can start up after WM time and by that time we could have new ladies on both Rosters to use.

As for this week's Episode we first have Naomi and Jimmy not wanting to go out to a Restaurant and lol Jimmy taking her to a local Fast Food place. I mean are we now above eating at Fast Food places now Naomi girl bye how else did you get that backside like that, by eating Salads..no...no. I'm a grown ass Women she said, so apparently grown folk don't go to Fast Food places, that money is getting to her head, some people can't spend loads of money at a Restaurant every night and it would be smarter to save your money..because it's not about what you make, it's about how much you save. I did funny it funny Jimmy buying food to try to impress her, but I looked at the Food and thought yeah he brought that Food and he's going to burned. If their wasn't any Cameras around Naomi might of slapped him, Hollywood Naomi installed do it WWE.

We next got Missus center of attention Nikki talking about how she wanted to be SD GM or an Assistant to Shane and Bryan, but like I said in another thread I have no desire to see her bore me to death, but do we need to see speak about her lack of microphone skills..I WISHED YOU DIED IN THE WOUND NIKKI???

Well at least Lana had a arc for this Season, with her time in filming she was training to be a Wrestler and she seems to want to really want to be a Wrestler now, but WWE loves to play games which is why she's been flip flopping ever since. Either make her a Wrestler, or a Manager don't change your mind every few months. I was getting anger at Rusev critiquing her every second, Rusev calm down she hasn't had that much training inside a Ring, let Nattie do her thing with her and I'm sure she will be fine.

Probably the most funniest thing from this Episode was Nattie and her Parents going to a Hardware store. Did we really need to buy all those Ladders and when I saw the Ladder fall off the Car, it got me remembering about the day I was coming home from work with my Dad and a person's Sofa fell off their Truck and it was sliding down a Icy Road lol.

I was pretty damn happy to see Maryse put Nia in her place and Alexa told the story there, she was like damn if only I could teleport right now it would be nice. Nia had no knowledge of Maryse's career in WWE apparently, but to be honest the way WWE is treating Nia, she might never sniff the Women's title on Raw, and if she does, it won't be for that long to be remembered. I hope we get more time for Alexa, because it felt like she was just there kinda quiet as a Mouse when you saw her like when the ladies got together and Rusev was talking about Lana on how he's worried for her being in the ring.
I've noticed Alexa is a lot more reserved off-script than she is in-character and I have a feeling it'll take a bit for her to warm-up to the cameras and the concept of the show.

Trinity and Jon's relationship has to be the heart and soul of the show. He's trying to get someone top of a windy lighthouse? Boi? Than he orders takeout and tries to pass that shit off as homemade. Made was for real lucky those cameras were there.

Nattie was legit scared AF of doing the ladder match. When she asks Ziggler if he's ever seen her jump off the second rope and she's like never and he responds oops, I lied :lmao

I think this season will gives us more insight on Lana's struggle to get in the ring and hopefully give her a bit more sympathy over pain of not learning or picking it up fast enough for WWE. Rusev does need to sit down, though.
 

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I've noticed Alexa is a lot more reserved off-script than she is in-character and I have a feeling it'll take a bit for her to warm-up to the cameras and the concept of the show.

Trinity and Jon's relationship has to be the heart and soul of the show. He's trying to get someone top of a windy lighthouse? Boi? Than he orders takeout and tries to pass that shit off as homemade. Made was for real lucky those cameras were there.

Nattie was legit scared AF of doing the ladder match. When she asks Ziggler if he's ever seen her jump off the second rope and she's like never and he responds oops, I lied :lmao

I think this season will gives us more insight on Lana's struggle to get in the ring and hopefully give her a bit more sympathy over pain of not learning or picking it up fast enough for WWE. Rusev does need to sit down, though.
Yeah Jon wanted some and I was thinking bro that would be most dangerous thing to do right now, what are you thinking are you in heat like a Dog?
 

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Yeah Jon wanted some and I was thinking bro that would be most dangerous thing to do right now, what are you thinking are you in heat like a Dog?
For a second I thought he was going to get blown off that tiny walkway just standing there and what was the plan to hoist Naomi's legs over that thin rail? :bronno
 

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For a second I thought he was going to get blown off that tiny walkway just standing there and what was the plan to hoist Naomi's legs over that thin rail? :bronno
He was trying so hard to convince her lol. It was almost like he was doing to show it how it could be done, totally forgetting Cameras were there and would of said peace out if they did that lol.
 
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Cwalker

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I can't believe you guys actually watch Total Bellas/Divas
 

Messiah

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lol why are people in this thread if they supposedly don't give a shit about the show?.. Just go to another thread. This is to discuss the show, not complain about people watching it.