Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movies

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Funnily enough, I was actually driving my 2-year-old daughter to school this morning when I heard this little factoid hit the morning radio. Apparently a survey of over 2,000 parents in Britain concluded that a fairly large majority of today's parents are staying away from the classic fairytales because they're too dark, scary and include plot elements they're not comfortable sharing with their little ones.

As the radio announcer began reading off the top ten fairytales that are no longer being read to kids for various reasons by their parents, I noticed two things: 1) I read all of these fairytales when I was a kid, and turned out just fine (I think), and 2) Most of these were either just turned into movies, or are about to be turned into movies. Check out the list of 10 below -- plus the corresponding movies (which I added) -- to see what I mean, courtesy of the Telegraph:

Note: Since this is a recent study, we're not including older adaptations of these fairytales, only the latest and upcoming incarnations.

1. Hansel and Gretel - Details two kids abandoned in the forest and likely to scare young children -- Movie: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, due January 10, 2013.
2. Jack and the Beanstalk - Deemed too 'unrealistic'. -- Movie: Jack the Giant Killer, due March 22, 2013
3. Gingerbread Man - Would be uncomfortable explaining gingerbread man gets eaten by a fox
4. Little Red Riding Hood - Deemed unsuitable by parents who have to explain a young girl's grandmother has been eaten by a wolf. -- Movie: Red Riding Hood (2011)
5. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - the term dwarves was found to be inappropriate - Movie: Snow White and the Huntsman (due June 1, 2012), and Mirror Mirror (due March 30, 2012).
6. Cinderella - Story about a young girl doing all the housework was outdated. Movie: Various, latest is A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (2011).
7.Rapunzel - Parents were worried about the focus on a young girl being kidnapped. -- Movie: Tangled (2011)
8.Rumplestiltskin - Wouldn't be happy reading about executions and kidnapping
9.Goldilocks and the Three Bears - Sends the wrong messages about stealing
10.Queen Bee - Inappropriate as the story has a character called Simpleton ENDS

So what does it all mean, aside from the fact that Hollywood is loving the stuff parents are hating on? Well considering most of these fairytale adaptations are going for a darker, grittier approach, it means Hollywood sees potential profit in the exact same things that are turning parents away. And that's fine -- who doesn't want to watch an ass-kicking, R-rated version of Hansel and Gretel? -- but at the end of the day, will these darker, grittier approaches just alienate certain audiences, resulting in unsuccessful movies?

There's a larger discussion here that pertains to the right and wrong way to adapt a classic fairytale, and Hollywood will learn a lot more about that by the time the year is out. If we look at the facts already available to us, we see that the darker, grittier Red Riding Hood opened with $14 million, whereas the lighter, family-friendly Tangled opened with $48 million. Both Jack the Giant Killer and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters have already been pushed back, paving the way for the two Snow White movies to go head-to-head later this year, with one being more family-friendly (Mirror Mirror) and the other darker and for an older crowd (Snow White and the Huntsman).

Personally, I think Hollywood is going to learn a lesson this year and next. I don't think any of these upcoming films are going to do well, and I think it's because they're not targeting the right audience with the right material. Snow White and the Huntsman has the best shot because of its well-known cast and enticing trailers, but even that film is fighting an uphill battle. After 2013, look for Hollywood to hop off this bandwagon and return to making fairytale movies for the people who will actually go see them: kids.

In the meantime, though, it's sad that parents are shunning these classic fairytales in literary form because they deem the content too racy. After all, it's these fairytales that help shape kids; that teach them the right and wrong way to do things, or that not everything in the world is perfect and delightful. That you do need to watch your back; that you do need to keep an eye out for those who do bad things. That sometimes there won't always be someone there to save you -- that you might just have to save yourself.

These are great lessons, and they shouldn't be ignored at face value, which seems to be what's happening in the UK. Parents instead are turning to books like The Gruffalo, which is fun, sure, but all that book does is teach kids to be deceitful and lie in order to get out of tricky situations. The reason why Disney was so successful adapting these darker fairytales early on was because they found a way to lighten them up and make them even more accessible to kids. They were creative, and it was that inventiveness that helped shape a media empire. Instead of just avoiding any and all potentially tricky conversations with their children, perhaps parents should just take a page out of Disney's book and focus more on why these tales are so appealing to children, instead of why they're not.

And then Hollywood should do the same.

by Eric Davis from Movies.com


I agree with this writer. We have become a bunch of wussies when it comes to stories and life. Who in the hell says these stories are bad for kids?
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

Well truth be told, I have read all of these to my daughter. The problem with people is we have become to uptight about every little thing. It gets to the point of annoyance now. I think the world would be better off if people just relax and go with a few things. I am going to check out Snow White and the Huntsman still.
 

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I will watch them all to make the upitty people mad, and I also find it funny that there is no complaints when it comes to the movies other than the violence. It's ok for visual stories but not written ones.
 

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I just don't understand society at all.
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

Queen Bee was found to be inappropriate as the story has a character called Simpleton.

Wow, stretching much?
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

I wonder why Sleeping Beauty didn't make the list. Or Peter Pan.
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

How about Puff the Magic Dragon
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

Well, I for one am probably going to see all those movies because they were told to me as a child, and an adult adaptation could be kick ass. They mentioned Red Riding Hood which did bad. Not because it was a fairy tale made for adults but the fact that it was just a horrid movie. The only good performance was Gary Oldman who alone can't carry the shitty directing and horrible acting/way the story was told in that movie. The other thing I noticed is this survey was done in Britain. Not that I have anything against Brits, but I think if it was done in America it wouldn't of been the case. I think in America we are a little bit more desensitized to the issues being brought up, and still see these being told, if not as far as parents bringing there kids to the Rated R versions of these movies.
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

Honestly, I don't think it matters where they would have taken the survey. It is all about who they survey. I feel it would have been worse in America though. In the UK and other European markets they are a lot more open to things than we are in America.
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

which is true, however in America there is much more bad parenting
 

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I don't know if there is more...u just see it more often cuz of how exposed america is to the rest of the world...its not like we are cutting the clits of off girls or killing newborns if they are females like in some other countries

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

yes but in those countries its some sort of government doing the act not the parent doing it willingly it's more of a forced act. The shit that goes on here, just for a few examples being that I work in retail, I've seen a mother in my store that was so absorbed with getting her cell phone taken care of that her 3 year old walked out the door and was running around the parking lot. And just yesterday a psycho woman with her two kids too worried about her email not working that all she did was scream at them when they really weren't doing anything wrong, and when the younger one did do something wrong, she would send the older one, which was probably around 6, to chase after her. These aren't issues of government forcing something to be done or a tribe leader wanting to make a point, this is flat out bad parenting and stupidity, and I see it all the time
 

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I am just saying its not just in America that it goes on...for u to just say that americans are generally bad parents is insulting and quite frankly pisses me off

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

yes but in those countries its some sort of government doing the act not the parent doing it willingly it's more of a forced act. The shit that goes on here, just for a few examples being that I work in retail, I've seen a mother in my store that was so absorbed with getting her cell phone taken care of that her 3 year old walked out the door and was running around the parking lot. And just yesterday a psycho woman with her two kids too worried about her email not working that all she did was scream at them when they really weren't doing anything wrong, and when the younger one did do something wrong, she would send the older one, which was probably around 6, to chase after her. These aren't issues of government forcing something to be done or a tribe leader wanting to make a point, this is flat out bad parenting and stupidity, and I see it all the time

The thing that scares me the most about this post is that it seems you feel things like female circumcision or infanticide are justified as long as a government or tribal leader decrees them. You live in the land of the free and with that comes the freedom for everyone to do what they want. If you don't agree with the way people raise or parent their kids, you are free to raise your own kids differently.
 

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Re: Top Ten Fairytales No Longer Appropriate to Read to Kids, Now being made into movi

If we shut shit down everytime it was deemed inappropriate by some uptight assholes, I wouldn't be here posting at this very moment.

I'm not totally worried about this survey for several reasons. 1.) It was in Britain. As an American, it shouldn't be an issue for me. 2.) You can't just get rid of story books or outlaw their tellings, so who gives a damn. They'll constantly be republished and modified and continually made new again. If parents want to not tell these stories, it won't hurt the kid any. At the same time, if they choose to, it still won't hurt them any. 3.) I'm not anyone's parent, I don't care what other people's kids are exposed to or censored of. It's not my job to tell people how to raise their kids.

The article was correct in my opinion, and the survey took was bogus, but ah well. People are going to be dipshits forever, as we continue to move more and more into censorship and oversheltering. I just dream of a 60's-esque renaissance when parents loosen their death grips on their kids' lifes.