Top and worst Superstars in mic skills?

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for the worst I'd say King Booker(the one in WWE, not the new TNA Booker), Khali, Umaga, Santino Marella(fake Italian accent...ugh), and ODB(just not amusing at all...ew...)
 

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1 week old thread but somethings bugging me.

Umaga and Khali are GREAT on the mic. They entertain and they maintain their voices.

Also, Santino is GOLD. He might not have been born in Italy, but he has Italian descent, so it must come naturally.

And yeah, Taker does suck on the mic. His voice his scratchy and awful.
 

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alright...so like of course My Black Ass is on top of tha List of Kickass promo-guyz...:drinks_cheers:


wOrD!:hat:



and so like is Tommy Lee Jonez :cowboy: "No Country For racial slurs are against the rules-Guyz!"



anywayz...



Top Ten Best Of All Time:
1.The Rock
2.Ric Flair
3.JBL
4.Mr.Kennedy
5.Shawn Michaels
6.Chris Jericho
7.Stone Cold Steve Austin
8.John Cena
9.Mick Foley
10. Rowdy Roddy Piper


The "In Between" Top Seven:
1.Hulk Hogan
2.Triple H
3.MVP
4.Santino Marella
5.Carlito
6.Randy Orton
7.Batista



and like the worst of all time:
1.Khali
2.Lashley
3.Samoa Joe(he's like tha fat hardcore holly:34: )
4.Mike Adamle(just kidding)
5.Buff Bagwell
6.Kane(back when he had that Voice-Box shit)
7.that one black bitch guy...ya know...that guy that seemed a little like Lesnar...
8. Chris Benoit(he sounded like a Serial Killer...ya know...like them shy-mutha fuckers that bust in a College and shoot up tha place....those fuckaz)
9.Chris Jackie...tha Curly Hair'ed ♂♂♂♂
10. That Guy with Duct Tape over his mouth...
 

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Top 5/Worst 5.

Intelligent promos that build stories are better then smack talking in my book by the way.

1. Mick Foley
2. Vince Mcmahon
3. The Rock
4. Ric Flair
5. William Regal
Honourable Mention: Victoria, basically carries the whole women's division on her promos.

1. The Great Khali
2. Cryme Tyme
3. Vicki Guerrero
4. Festus
5. Mark Henry
 

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You can't be serious buddy.

Viva! said:
1. Mick Foley
2. Vince Mcmahon
3. The Rock
4. Ric Flair
5. William Regal
Damn skippy. Foley didn't have to use a whole bunch of catch phrases (bang bang!) to keep me entertained throughout his promos. They were always logically thought out.
 

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wtf...chuck probably has a crush on Mayrilyn cause i just noticed that i got a "4 point" infraction up in here...


*shakes head*

Someone's been Pu-ss-y Whipped....



*sighs*

not cool to have another "nWo/mat" guy 'round here trying to hook up with a chick from a forum....
 

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I think Natalya would be better at the mic if she didn't do that pathetic fake laugh.
 

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Alright Chucky....I have in no way shape or form said any "N-Wordz"

you changed my post and edited so like yo Mod'A$$ can frame KenFan....

I know all about you and the other modz and other member's conspiracy to put me Down...

and it ain't Happening!!!


Cuz like...I'm tha Cyber-StoneCold_STeveAustin...

and chuck could be Mad-McMahon...
 

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Care to explain why Orton is on your worst list when there are people like Taker and Holly who havent cut a decent promo is 30 plus years of combined wrestling experience. Is it because KYJ said he sounds like a robot?



Just off the top of my head, Holly cut an absolutely HILARIOUS promo on The Brood back when he had his super heavyweight gimmick. And also a mildly funny one on Angle. I'm not saying he's brilliant on the mic but I can't think a single time he's cut an awful promo.

As for Taker, nothing exceptional springs to mind but he's not bad, and his character doesn't even need to cut promos.
 

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WOWWWWWWWWWW

How do you morons all have Undertaker on your worst list?!?!?!

The mans promos were fucking gold back in the Badass days and escpecally in the Ministry days....fucking do some research before you say that shit...just because today his character sucks dick and all he says is REST IN PEACEEEEE dosent mean he dosent have good mic skills..SHAKE MY HEAD
 

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watches matt shake his money-maker...

errr..I ma' mean his head.....


his penis-head that is...


but like...yea..



Undertaker saying "Boss Up, and I'll make yo ass famou$" is pretty cool