Toni Storm Announces “Retirement” from Pro Wrestling

[O-Blaze]

Toni Storm has announced her "retirement" from professional wrestling, effective immediately:

“I’m not used to being a loser. I’ve failed at everything. I lost in AEW, I lost in Japan, I lost in Mexico. This is the last you’ll hear from me again. Enjoy Mariah May as your champion. You can all enjoy that. —

AEW is just fine without me. Everything is going well for AEW. They don’t need Toni Storm."

(Interview w/ @SBNation)

 

[Cwalker]

See you in a few months

 

[Chris]

See you in a few months

You mean in 3 days

 

[Cwalker]

You mean in 3 days

Oh shit Full Gear is this weekend

 

[Rosie]

The retirement message was written by one Kay Fabe.

 

[O-Blaze]

Yeah, was already thinking she be at the PPV this weekend, now I’m more sure.

 

[Cwalker]

Should’ve gone full Mark Henry with the retirement

 

[Rosie]

Should’ve gone full Mark Henry with the retirement

Her clothes were Salmon, but you couldn't tell because the picture was in black and white.

 

[Comrade Khan]

Yeah she is interrupting that Mariah May segment 100% lol

 

[Chris]

Her clothes were Salmon, but you couldn't tell because the picture was in black and white.

This is great

 

[Sky]

Guess yet another of my tiebreak questions is going to be a complete layup

 

[Chris]

Guess yet another of my tiebreak questions is going to be a complete layup

In fairness, the second they booked it on PPV instead of Dynamite I thought it was 100.99% happening

 

[Comrade Khan]

What if she returns underground a different name

 

[Chris]

She returns as the masked Spider Lady (which I was going to accompany with a picture, but apparently the only ones exist on some wikia that won't embed properly)

The Spider Lady

The Spider Lady is a notable masked wrestling villainess who (most notably) appeared as Wendi Richter's opponent at a World Wrestling Federation event at Madison Square Garden on November 25, 1985. Originally, The Spider Lady was the alter-ego of WWE Hall of Famer The Fabulous Moolah (who was...

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[Kairi HoHo]

Toni is going for that Oscar one way or the other she'll be back soon if not this Weekend ruining Mariah's Celebration with Mina.