Today I learned (non wrestling edition)

[Moon Bird]

Today I learned that Florida's current marijuana laws are probably doing people good. Because for whatever reason I can go to the store and legally purchase a bag of 400mg THC gummies (for less than $20!), sit at home, devour the bag, laugh my a$$ off (which is happening right now. my fingers feel like jello as I type this..haha...) and it's done ZERO damage to my lungs. Not sure about my brain...but my lungs feel great!

Seriously the only negative (unless you count your brain?) of smoking it is that you're inhaling smoke... but these things give you all of the high that smoking it does without the bad thing. ...

( T H I S H I G H I S A M A Z I N G )

 

[Chris]

Right on brother

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Shit, I never got to have any gummies and it makes me sad as I love to get some

 

[Moon Bird]

This is a long high. It's been..agh I don't even know. I can't count the time backwards... Either way this is a better high than I've ever had with smoking.

CHILDREN OF THE LANDS, HEAR YE! You young people are soooooo lucky you have no idea. Back in my day we have to find an empty soda and an earring..... And sit outside so it didn't smoke up the house....you guys just get to sit anywhere...like actually anywhere.

Like I'm imagining a dude in a movie theater with a big bong lighting it up....you see what I mean? You kids today can just sit in a movie theater eating gummies and getting high.

You have it good. Well done. (not that you did anything.)

 

[Chris]

Bro how many did you eat

 

[Moon Bird]

Bro how many did you eat

Well there's six in the bag so

 

[Moon Bird]

six is too many wooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Moon Bird]

I also learned not to be on a forum while under the influence of gummies. Because it makes you wanna s***post everywhere so bad. Like i started writing a post asking what is the most devastating finisher of all time, and another with someone else...my mind is like no filter as the kids say....this is exactly what I mean. This reminds me of the kid on reddit taking DMT and gradually recording via the medium of posting descending slowly into madness.

But if you do want to tell me the most devastating finisher just let me know