TNA Wrestling General Discussion Thread

[Alexa]

tbh I never got into any David McLane fed, especially WoW in the "Superheroes" era

I just figured you knew because it never hit me until I began watching on YouTube trying to go to sleep and I seen her and it clicked so

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Oh shit Bobby in Impact

 

[Alexa]

So here is my insane IEU theory on Jessicka's change as well as a few other insane bits.

So, Jessicka had a match on Wrestling Revolver Cage of Horror, which happened on June 07, and during this match Allie won but smashing a bottle over Jessicka's head and won. Then when Jessicka appeared on IMPACT again, she had changed to Jessicka because she is SICK. Okay, so my theory is that after the match Jessicka had some of head trauma or amnesia from the hit and wondered into the Undead Realem, where she got lost and couldn't remember exactly who she was so when she first seen Taya she took on her persona as her own, if that makes sense, and there you go and that is how we have Jessicka as we do today, and the SICK part is because she is sick...with amnesia. Also, who was Jessicka's first opponent? Alisha Edwards who is part of The Unit, a heel stable lead by JT Dunn, and guess who else in it and even a tag partner of Alisha? Allie Katch.

So, Jordynne picked Allie Katch because she figured she could destroy Havok then she could destroy Masha and Jordynne can have an easy match/win at BFG and retained her belt. But it failed because Masha is just fucking great.

Now onto another insane theory. Honor No More, The Unit, Kingdom, OGK, The Righteous, and Stray Dog Army are all part of a big unit with no name, think like Bullet Club but not as cool or such. How though? Easy. The Unit has Alisha Edwards, who is married to Eddie who is the leader of Honor No More, which has both OGK and The Kingdom in it, but with Vincent in it as well then, the Righteous are connected and Stray Dog Army is led by Bateman, who is in The Righteous.

So yeah, from here on out Wrestling Revolver is part of the IEU and a few other promotions as well. *takes off tin foil hat*

What a dumbass, IEU is dead

 

[Leon TrotSky]

So the live events are getting dark matches huh

 

[Alexa]

Just be another one of old tricks, nothing new

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Are you just going to Debbie Downer every Impact thread just because Masha lost

 

[Alexa]

Nah, I have embraced that Masha is a scrub and all and will probably either never win the belt or win it and then lose in like three months, which is smart. Just can't wait for Jordynne to retire Mickie now and dominate every other woman on the roster. And it is Sami, who is just a one trick pony, they will fight and then Sami does some "hacker" stuff and so on, so on. Nothing new and worries on being a "Debbie Downer" because I am out because I need to learn to how have no emotions and no passion, take shit off of the chin, praise every decision made, and just accept stuff.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

You are very much overreacting. You do that a lot.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I see that Price, Hotch and Shogun all have profiles on the Impact roster pages now

They're going places, I hope to see them on BTI in future

 

[Chris]

 

[Chris]

Jesus

 

[Hoss]

No one asked him to do that

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Jesus

I saw Josh/Eddie almost do this spot at BFG and thought it couldn't look more dangerous and unnecessary if they'd actually hit it.... I have been proven wrong

 

[Jay-Ashley]

That is quite figurately the embodiment of "Fuck your back, brah'"

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Gisele needs friends