WTF is up with Matt's faux accent?
It's almost as bad as the North Carolina accent he usually pretends to have.
Oh...he's actually from North Carolina and that's his real voice? Who knew?
Still, I get the feeling this video was made as a joke ("Hey, Dixie wants us to film a vignette to sell our Slammiversary match. Let's make the worst damn 'movie' we can...one so bad that there's no way they'd air it!") that neither Matt nor Jeff ever expected to see the actual airwaves (because, let's face it, the whole there's three Willows...Matt is Willow...now there's three other Willows, I guess, because those can't be the same three that were working for Matt, right?....now, Jeff isn't Willow angle is pretty damn stupid from the git-go.
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