TNA As Of Today

[John]

Welcome to the first edition of TNA as of Today! I am your host TSS.

Now after watching TNA Sacriface this week I firmly believe that Kurt angle should have the title around his waist. Samoa Joe I thought and have mentioned on this very forum would make a good champion and should increase ratings and what not but I was wrong. Way wrong. Where did it all go wrong? He was cruising through the Xdivision and kicking ass and destroying people and having an undefeated streak and all and he had no one left to defeat so he was elevated to the championship run too early. 2006 he was one of my favourite TNA wrestlers. 2008 comes round; he’s as boring as a brush. Also his chant used to be Joe’s gonna kill you. Now its Joe’s gonna bore you! But going into impact this week Samoa Joe had a big announcement. And he will pick the last 4 people in the king of the mountain match, the fans are so excited as you can clearly see. Robert roode, James storm, tomko, matt Morgan are cornette’s choices. Samoa wants touch competition, we see Black Reign looking strange with a wig on? Oh what’s this! Its booker T, oh joy. I can not understand what he is saying. After so much crap they start fighting, how unpredictable. Booker is thrown to the outside and we are taken to a commercial break.

As it is commercial time I can not help but think of this that after Sacrifice Roxxi Laveuax deserves a push, I don’t care what people say on this matter, she shaved her head and showed her loyalty to Tna and the company in general and should be awarded with a push.​

But before I can get to think Tna is back. And as a really exciting match is on I think about other things about Tna. We hear Abyss has sent a video. Man, I can’t wait for this. No seriously I can’t. We saw a picture of it earlier of him in a room shaking with what looked like a bag on his head. Anyhoo sonjay dutt gets a two count as im brought back to the action only because the camera zooms to Christy Hemme. Kaz scores the pin and I can now look at the TV again. This appalling storyline between Val and machismo is appalling. Bloody hell this is stupid. He’s offering a marriage proposal, at slamiversery. Im definitely not buying this ppv. God damn it. Sonjay looks jealous. We see a better view of Abyss and seriously WTF? Saying they’ve allowed me to have a camera in here because of my good behaviour. Here we go we’re gonna see the video. But first don and mike talk about him first. My god he’s sat in a room with padded walls. How strange. This should not have been shown on tv! He seems like he has mental issues or something. Wow, that’s it it’s over. Anyway onto another video of the tna slogan. And btw I watched that video several times out of curiosity. Apparently Awesome kong vs. Gail Kim has become wrestling’s current best rivalry. What about their main event? Lmao.
Next: the women’s title. You don’t wanna go anywhere. Do you? Anyway they have quite a good match in all, actually what a match. Awesome Kong Retains. They plus Gail Kim. And we return with TNA’s Best Music: Kurt Angle. And he comes down with a load of balloons. All through this speech he makes me laugh. Will Karen show up next week? Obviously. Kurt's priorities: 1. TNA title. 2: gold medal. 3: Karen. 4: Kids. As Hector Gurrairo does an interview I notice how alike he looks like Eddie. LAX make there way to the ring with Eddie, sorry Hector Gurrairo. The Tag champs in the house. I love there music. Well not there music, how Ariel dances to it. Are we going to find out Booker T’s partner’s before the match? no. and now Angelina and Velvet Sky are talking. Bi-atch. The beautiful people are definitely hot to say the least. And there in action next. And after ODB job’s to Angelina and velvet I can only be happy that I did not trade them in the GM Pool. And after an alright match Samoa Joe picks up the win. Brother Ray jumps at Hector? Whilst they do that Booker has a chair and after a lot of chaos samoa throws a chair at booker as the show goes off the air.​

That’s the Results but now its time for the overall feedback:
Personally Tna was an average show this week. And I definitely will be watching next week for the abyss storyline. Maybe Steiner will make an appearance next week who knows.​

Overall Rating: 6/10 for this week.​

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[★Chuck Zombie★]

Well, your review jumped around way too much. You would change topics without even mentioning enough about the last one. I honestly would rewrite this, and remember, paragraphs are your friends.

Paragraph 1 = segment 1

Paragraph 2 = segment 2

Paragraph 3= segment 3

etc.

 

[John]

^ thanks chuck. i wasnt giving a full review, i was just giving what was going on and what happened. rep for the review.

 

[C4]

You can write good because you know what you're talking about but as Chuck said, organize them better and learn to express your opinions as facts. For organizing, use a different font and no need to make the text bigger. And yeah, have this in the Wrestling review section..

 

[John]

^ thanks for the comemnts. i did not know whether to post it in the review section because im not a member of the reviers. but thanks c4 for the comments. rep

 

[OsamaHussian]

Now after watching TNA Sacriface this week I firmly believe that Kurt angle should have the title around his waist.

Okay, you want Kurt Angle to be the TNA World Heavyweight Champion again when he's currently suffering with neck problems? That's just stupid, he needs to take a break from the main-event scene since he's been apart of it since his arrival in TNA back in 2006. Yes, the ratings are on a downward spiral at the moment but I wouldn't be so quick to give Angle the belt back. Let Joe have his run and if worse comes to worse and the ratings continue to slide let someone else have a chance like AJ for example.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Kurt Angle doesn't have the best music AJ does! But solid review nonetheless you actually know what you're talking about which is good!

 

[PeepShow]

@ saying Kurt has the best music in TNA. If anything, it's one of the worst.

But yeah, as Chuck said, it jumped around way too much from topic to topic. Also, work on your punctuation of names and such. It's kind of a turn off to a reader to read booker T, and matt Morgan, and such. Nice work though.

 

[CT Styles]

Did you write this before Kurt's injury?

 

[John]

Okay, you want Kurt Angle to be the TNA World Heavyweight Champion again when he's currently suffering with neck problems? That's just stupid, he needs to take a break from the main-event scene since he's been apart of it since his arrival in TNA back in 2006. Yes, the ratings are on a downward spiral at the moment but I wouldn't be so quick to give Angle the belt back. Let Joe have his run and if worse comes to worse and the ratings continue to slide let someone else have a chance like AJ for example.

Kurt Angle doesn't have the best music AJ does! But solid review nonetheless you actually know what you're talking about which is good!

@ saying Kurt has the best music in TNA. If anything, it's one of the worst.

But yeah, as Chuck said, it jumped around way too much from topic to topic. Also, work on your punctuation of names and such. It's kind of a turn off to a reader to read booker T, and matt Morgan, and such. Nice work though.

Did you write this before Kurt's injury?

i wrote that bit before i wrote the rest. and i know the bit where i said Kurt's was the best music was sarcastic. thanks for all the comments guyd. rep

 

[comicgeekelly]

I still think that Joe deserves the belt. He worked rom the bottom up to get to where he is while Angle was just pretty much given the belt.

 

[GomerPyle]

Joe deserves it a lot. He's a tremendous talent, and so is Angle. I loved Kurt Angle's run, he's one of the best technical wrestlers alive today. As for Joe? He's amazing too. I hope his run is lengthly, I never was to fond of short title reigns.