Well, Christmas is right around the corner. Its time for Santa Rell to give out gifts.
For Kaedon
I know you love to pretend you are a WWE employee, so this year I've got you your very own Mic. Now you can call matches like your favorite WWE announcers..."if wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean" - Good 'Ol K.R.
PeepShow
Ever wanted to sleep with your favorite TNA Superstar? Well you have just become closer to meeting that goal. I've pulled some strings and managed to get you your very own Christian Cage shaped dildo...Dont say I've never done anything for you.
The Australian Icon
Your very own pair of Dipset panties. Merry Christmas.
Famou$
You have always wanted to be black right? Spray this on and you will get your wish.
Soulpower
Your very own Piñata filled with Cheap Sause and nude pictures of Rip Hamilton.
The Dark Knight
:08:
Great One
A Giant cake with your favorite Pedophile waiting on the inside cough*Mat*cough..enjoy
...Well, you get the idea, Start handing out GIFTS!!!
TIME FOR ROUND 2
Monkeystyle
A brand new bong made from real monkey hair, and by monkey hair I do mean negro hair...
Phantomgerald
Your very own black Celeb...Rush Hour 4 anyone?
Wrestling Station
A Gay prostitute dressed as Doink The Clown :08:
Majin
A Name tag because to be honest, we have no clue as to who you are...
Rawkes Keyes
...ehh, share with Majin
J-Dawg
Murrays hair cream, now you wont just talk like a black guy, you will look like a black guy.
Jhar888
Heres a cute little diary, you can practice you BTB's in here...
Dylan
You have always wanted to be mod...You will probably never, what am I saying, you will never be a mod, but you can pretend with this
JJdaBuckeye
It seems you have converted to Islam, well, you know what to do...
And finally
Nation
You asked for it, you got it. Your very own Mexican. He is trained to cut grass, drink Carona, and yell "Aye Dios Mio" at random times.
Thats it for now Children, Merry Christmas!!!
Round Three
With three days left until Christmas, its time for Santa Rell to get anyone he left out...
Y2Jasmine
The new Y2J-Pons. They absorb more than the average brand and will definitely tame that lion.
This Guy
A Neck brace much like the one he wore back in his ECW days.
And Well, Well, Well - This Guy
Chuck (My Favorite Admin)
The very first of its kind. A Robot turtle. By day its an average turtle, by night its a killing machine.
AngryPhilip
You have been angry for quite some time, I've done a little searching and I've found out where that anger is coming from. You miss your sister. I've found her...
Phil & Lil are reunited!!! Now you can be a HappyPhilip
For Kaedon
I know you love to pretend you are a WWE employee, so this year I've got you your very own Mic. Now you can call matches like your favorite WWE announcers..."if wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean" - Good 'Ol K.R.
PeepShow
Ever wanted to sleep with your favorite TNA Superstar? Well you have just become closer to meeting that goal. I've pulled some strings and managed to get you your very own Christian Cage shaped dildo...Dont say I've never done anything for you.
The Australian Icon
Your very own pair of Dipset panties. Merry Christmas.
Famou$
You have always wanted to be black right? Spray this on and you will get your wish.
Soulpower
Your very own Piñata filled with Cheap Sause and nude pictures of Rip Hamilton.
The Dark Knight
:08:
Great One
A Giant cake with your favorite Pedophile waiting on the inside cough*Mat*cough..enjoy
...Well, you get the idea, Start handing out GIFTS!!!
TIME FOR ROUND 2
Monkeystyle
A brand new bong made from real monkey hair, and by monkey hair I do mean negro hair...
Phantomgerald
Your very own black Celeb...Rush Hour 4 anyone?
Wrestling Station
A Gay prostitute dressed as Doink The Clown :08:
Majin
A Name tag because to be honest, we have no clue as to who you are...
Rawkes Keyes
...ehh, share with Majin
J-Dawg
Murrays hair cream, now you wont just talk like a black guy, you will look like a black guy.
Jhar888
Heres a cute little diary, you can practice you BTB's in here...
Dylan
You have always wanted to be mod...You will probably never, what am I saying, you will never be a mod, but you can pretend with this
JJdaBuckeye
It seems you have converted to Islam, well, you know what to do...
And finally
Nation
You asked for it, you got it. Your very own Mexican. He is trained to cut grass, drink Carona, and yell "Aye Dios Mio" at random times.
Thats it for now Children, Merry Christmas!!!
Round Three
With three days left until Christmas, its time for Santa Rell to get anyone he left out...
Y2Jasmine
The new Y2J-Pons. They absorb more than the average brand and will definitely tame that lion.
This Guy
A Neck brace much like the one he wore back in his ECW days.
And Well, Well, Well - This Guy
Chuck (My Favorite Admin)
The very first of its kind. A Robot turtle. By day its an average turtle, by night its a killing machine.
AngryPhilip
You have been angry for quite some time, I've done a little searching and I've found out where that anger is coming from. You miss your sister. I've found her...
Phil & Lil are reunited!!! Now you can be a HappyPhilip
