Time for some LAME WWE jokes!!

[Wrestling Station]

when was the last Time Val venis won a match???

answer: he what?

what do you get when benoit locked in a room with a ladie and her son???

Dead kid, Rape Bitches with no head and Benoit just hanging around...

Why does piper wear underwear under his kilt?

Because he has a Vagina

what does Stone cold Steve austin and sex have in common..

answer: either one, JR is gonna blow his load

That wont make Ladyhotrod happy you know. :laugh:

 

[Christian]

test the fries!!!

 

[The Showstopper]

Lmfao @ the test the fries joke, these are halarious.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

LMAO, these are classic. I'll try to make some up in my infinite lameness

What did Lita say when Matt kissed her?
I've got a Hard-y

Why did Mr. Kennedy get fired from Deal or No Deal?
Because he always dropped the briefcase

Triple H can smell what The Rock is cooking.

Triple H CAN lick his elbow

Triple H knows how many roads a man must walk down before he can call himself man

Triple H can clap with one hand

Why has unemployment gone down since Triple H has been with the WWE?
Because he's always giving people jobs

What did Bubba say to D-Von when they were working in a restaraunt?
D-Von...Get the tables!

 

[Beer Money Army]

what does Mike awesome and Chris benoit have in common?

they love to hang around...

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

:roflmao:

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

:rofl: The HHH-baby joke, GOLD

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

What does Vince McMahon say when he goes to a museum?

Its All About the MO-NET!

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

^ and then Cryme Tyme pops in and says, "Monet, Monet, yeah, yeah!" <Nothing can be lamer.

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

All of those are golden!

"Chris Benoit - Talk about you're ultimate face-heel turn"

Yeh, im a big benoit fan still, but I still think that's clever.

 

[KenFan4life]

^....(walks away slowly...while whispering to myself.."What The Fuck?!")

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Snitsky

 

[Soulpower]

What did Michael Cole say to Jerry Lawler when he made a wrong turn?

NOT THIS WAY, DAMMIT! NOT THIS WAY!

Whats Brock Lesnars finisher called?

Refresh (Think about this one for a moment >_>)

Who is Ric Flair's favorite movie director?

John WOOOOOOOOO!!!

What'd Ted DiBiase Jr. say when he finished his Chinese food?

Riceless! Yeah baby I'm riceless!

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Still don't get the Lesnar one.

 

[Soulpower]

What happens when you hit the F5 key in you computer?