Time for some LAME WWE jokes!!

[Soulpower]

Feel free to add your own.

What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?

You can't Sashimi!

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

For Old times sake! Why can't Chris Benoit go to the gas station?

Because he always carries matches

>_>

 

[NooDLE]

amazing.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

lol

I'll try to think of some later...but theses are pretty funny..

 

[chessarmy]

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

LOL :laugh:

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Gold!

 

[J]

^^Agreed that one actually cracked me up.

Wanna hear the biggest joke of them all.

WWE Womens Division.

 

[Qwake]

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

I'm straight, Edge

lmao! I laughed for ages after reading that, ill try think some up

 

[Great One]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I <3 u.

 

[Travis40]

Feel free to add your own.




What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs


How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb


What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Arrgh, my quad!

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?

Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Best ones...I like lightbulb screwed lightbulb the best...I laughed my ass off for about 20 minutes after reading the Kevin Nash one...even though it's so old. The Dudleys one is pure gold.

 

[Hometown Kid]

What do you call any HHH match?

A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

:laugh2: That 1 wasn't a joke though...

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

HHH and Steph are walking down the sidewalk, tephanie pushing little Aurora Rose in her pram. Steph gets tired and shes says, "Hunter will you push the baby?

Hunter says, "No way, she can't sell and she has no charisma."

What happened when HHH ran into the wall with a boner?

He broke his nose.

>_>

Lame I know.

 

[Beer Money Army]

when was the last Time Val venis won a match???

answer: he what?

what do you get when benoit locked in a room with a ladie and her son???

Dead kid, Rape Bitches with no head and Benoit just hanging around...

Why does piper wear underwear under his kilt?

Because he has a Vagina

what does Stone cold Steve austin and sex have in common..

answer: either one, JR is gonna blow his load

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

What's the difference between John Cena and a matchbox?

One carries matches

 

[heels unite!]

great. i love them.

 

[Soulpower]

Lame I know.

Don't sweat itm BKB.. that's the point of this thread. Also, this.

*Glass shatters*

*Austin comes out*

Debra: O_O