before i go on, montana and cenamark, WTF are you two smoking? and i dunno why are we posting these here lol. we had an OFFICIAL thread...
Do you smell what wrestlemania's cookin?
JBL vs Finlay
it kinda surprised me when they opened up the show with this, thought it'd be somewhere in teh middle. great starter with lots of fun spots. JBL throwing the trash can at hornswoggle was hilarious and finlay's dive got me...well, at first i was kinda pissed cuz it's taker's move but then i said screw it, its still good to watch from someone else. and WOW, JBL won......i didn't see it coming. that really came out of no where...
rating: ***
MITB Match
Well..............................i had high expectations for this match. dont get me wrong, it delivered. but i think half of my excitement came from the thought of jeff coming back..i was itching. great new spots but...the match was kinda weak, dunno why. CM punk's win wasn't completely unpredictable, but it still got me all :shock:. props for WWE....the only reason i hated/hate punk is cuz of ROH fans....ok nevermind. lookin forward to see the guy as champ..
rating: ****
HBK vs Flair
so here we are, best 2 in-ring superstars i've ever seen go at it in a wrestlemania match. i really dont know what to say other than it was GREAT!! it had a lot of ring psychology, HBK busted his ass with all the spots, flair tried to sell as much as he can and get work the match and the ending was just........beautiful. seriously, almost CRIED when i saw hbk's lips saying "im sorry...i love you". thats a wrestlemania moment right there...probably one of the best ever too..and this is why shawn michaels is SHAWN MICHAELS.
rating: ****3/4
Umaga vs Batsita
i was really excited to i heard the entrance music. i really needed to take a piss and go get something to drink. anyway i came back, tried to stare at the screen for 3 seconds, kept drinking until i saw the replay for the finish. LOL at batista, he cant even powerbomb the guy. the match was pretty short too...looks like WWE are really trying hard to disappoint me. remember when i said "wwe cant be that stupid and it wont be a squash match"? well....i was wrong.
no:
rating: :shit:
Kane vs Chavo
Where should i begin? first off, kane ACTUALLY WON A MATCH. 2007's jobber of the year WON A MATCH. and not only did he win a match, IT WAS A WRESTLEMANIA MATCH. and not only was it a WRESTLEMANIA match, HE WON A SINGLES TITLE!!!!!! when was the last time we've seen kane with a single's title? 4-5 years ago? and not only did he win the ecw title, but he OWNED CHAVO in under 10 seconds. that was just ridiculous, it should've taken less...so KANE is back to beating up people and pinning them in less than a minute. KANE'S BACK!!! oh and i forgot to mention...kane happens to be my fav wrestler (along with rocky, hbk and triple h).....so yea, that really put a smile on my face
rating: *****
Bunnymania
booooooooooring. fuck maria and her flat tits, fuck santino, fuck snopp dog, fuck the rest of the divas who were in the match and fuck them for wasting precious time on this crap. i LOVE the divas and the divas division but this is really stupid, i didn't like it one bit. maybe with the exception of the part when king got off his seat...i still like the guy. but ya know what? it was more entertaining than batista's "match".
rating: *1/4
Cena vs Triple H vs Orton
well, as soon as i realized its not the last match, i knew it was gonna be orton. which upset me. but ya know what? like i said before, WWE's build up was so good it really didnt make me upset when i was thinking about orton and the title. so props for WWE. as much as it DID kinda..bother me that triple h didn't win, the ending made me happy. CENA GOT PINNED AT WRESTLEMANIA HAHAHHAAHHAHHA. the match itself wasn't really that good though..
rating: ***1/8
Bigshow vs Floyd
I thought it was gonna flop. but then again, i really wanted to see what'll happen. floyed busted his ass, tried to look as "heel" as possible and bigshow pretty much made the match. it was nice..i actually enjoyed this. no idea why people are complaining...
rating: ***
Undertaker vs Edge
ok so that was the main event. i swear to god i thought for a while about going to sleep and turning off teh TV but...thought i'd just watch it. it was ok...edge refusing to lose at the end was good but we all knew what was coming next. and the ending kinda bothered me.....i dunno, it just didnt look right.
rating: ***1/4
OVERALL: waaaaay better than last year's as a whole. it was worth staying up all night for (from 2 am to to 6 am). it could've been a little better but....i honestly didn't think it was gonna be THIS good so its ok. from "ill just order this cuz its wrestlemania" to "this might be good" and now "it was GREAT"...im happy.
from the [not so] recent wrestelemania's, i'd put this....right after 18, 17, 19 and 20.