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Jonathan

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Pathetic.

This is everything Batista did in his match last night.

3 punches
3 elbows
Move out of the way
Shoulder tackle
Spear
2 clotheslines
Move out of the way
Spinebuster
Push del rio into exposed turnbuckle
Batista bomb

In an 8 minute match, Batista had 1:35 of combined offence, a lot of which was spent on the mat catching his breath.

Can't wait for WM.

http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCirc...s_how_little_batista_did_last_night_spoilers/

And they wonder why people don't care.
 

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Wow shit, I had my count at less than 1 minute of total offense :) Yeah I mean, he seemed so gassed.. His conditioning for Riddick and GotG must've not been shit. Honestly I think that was the reason for the beat down w/ the crutch, to make it look like he was less gassed and to make it look more like a different force affected it.
 
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On my phone, is Jono OP? Remember when you hated on me for hating on Botchtista?

He was a boring and talentless before he left. Now he's returned in terrible shape at a time when in-ring work is more important than ever. Del Rio "injuring" him to write him off would have been best for all parties. Vince must be worried that he's leaving the company to Hunter who made this awful decision.
 
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Don't forget that Batista is not only deadly, but stylish with his skinny jeans.
 
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On my phone, is Jono OP? Remember when you hated on me for hating on Botchtista?

He was a boring and talentless before he left. Now he's returned in terrible shape at a time when in-ring work is more important than ever. Del Rio "injuring" him to write him off would have been best for all parties. Vince must be worried that he's leaving the company to Hunter who made this awful decision.

Yeah it's me.

I do, but at the same time I expected him to be used better than he is and not to be shoved into the ME of Mania.
 

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Did he also do the thumbs down before he hit the Batista Bomb? That should maybe count as well. (And to think he's back to working house shows, too...)
He didn't even do the thumbs down. Just the rope shake.
 

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He was shaking the ropes because he tore his anus.