People who make themselves out to be bigger than they are on the 'net. A former friend of mine states on her instagram bio that she's a "mama, wife, artist, lover, friend, museum worker, priestess and connoisseur of beautiful moments." She works as a cashier at a museum! Another friend updated his facebook profile that he's been promoted to a fair hearing officer at his job which does "policy regulation, appeal hearings, and program regulation." He works at a charity which gives free clothing and basic hygiene items to homeless people. What is he the fair hearing officer of? What hearings does he preside over?! It is pretentiousness like this is the reason why I unfriend these idiots.