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[TheTNHMaster]

Vince Russo: I'm here to finish off what you started!
Eric: Finally!
Vampiro: Soon......

 

[Action Jackson]

*Vampiro is still lamenting the fact that his ring name isn't Mexican Crackhead Sting*

 

[Action Jackson]

Steph: I'm not fat, I'm pregnant. Hulk, I'm having a baby soon.
Hulk: "BABIES COME FROM STORKS, BROTHER BROTHER! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, DUDE!! KIFFLOM!

 

[Action Jackson]

Vince: You dirty girl. Your name is Christy. I'm going to call you Christy. You're to respond only to Christy.

 

[Action Jackson]

Vince: Brad..... have you ever seen a grown man naked? Brad look at me.... look into my eyes Brad. You have such a .... sweet sweet face.

 

[Action Jackson]

Vince: Brad would you accompany me to the theater this evening?

 

[Action Jackson]

Triple H: Good evening. Hello. As the King of Kings, I am here to inform the WWE roster that I am now enforcing the law of prima nocte in the WWE. Yes. By ancient rites, as your King of Kings I am lawfully allowed the first night with any man's new bride. And that brings me to Cody Rhodes....

 

[Action Jackson]

Vince: Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Some call me the Gangster of Love.

 

[Action Jackson]

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Vince: It was me who sent Brad those mean PMs i'm very sorry Brad and Vickie for trying to cause drama. I just wanted to be master troll like Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow and Joanthenr Cena and I just failed epic and we lost our best spammer now so I'm very sorry can you please forgive me it was chirdlsih of me

Brad: .....

 

[Action Jackson]

Ryback: YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS EYES!!

 

[Action Jackson]

Ryback: I'M GETTING A FUCHSIA ACCENT WALL IN MY WALK-IN SHOE CLOSET.

 

[Action Jackson]

Ryback: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LES MIS?!!

 

[Action Jackson]

Ryback: I ENJOY A NICE WHITE WINE, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CHAMPAGNE WHICH ONLY COMES FROM FRANCE. MACARONI GRILL HAS A WONDERFUL KENDALL JACKSON FOR A REASONABLE PRICE. I PAIR IT WITH SALMON FILET AND A LIGHT RISOTTO..... *long awkward pause* MAC GRILL HAS A VERY ECONOMICAL CHIANTI AS WELL, BUT THAT'S A RED WINE AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW!