The "What did you do when WF was down?" thread

[Crayo]

Realized I'm a fucking addict. WWEF is like heroin. I was looking for a fix every half hour.

I woke up in the night at around 5am, and I genuinely got my mobile, turned on wifi, and checked the site to see if it was up.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Lost connection just before the ME of Raw, watched it and kept checking the site in between to see if it was working yet -- nope. Finished Raw, goofed around online a little bit between refreshing the forum page, finally checked with the forum Twittah machine to make sure it wasn't "just me" and confirmed my suspicions. Watched a little TV while texting a friend as per usual, still keeping a check on the site. Bitched on Twitter. Looked up what happened after Raw went off the air, refreshed the site, bitched on Twitter some more. Played a little God of War: Chains of Olympus. Refreshed site, sent one last Twitter gripe, went to bed. Got up, checked site, got ready for work, saw a Twitter post and responded with a facepalm tweet to the forum, came to work, checked site, attended a 2 and a half hour meeting, checked site -- :yay: here I am!

 

[Big Hoss Rambler]

I pressed refresh until the site came back on.

 

[Snowman1]

Lol'd a lot. WF resulted in you arguing with your neighbours? We must be doing something right.

You're doing a lot of things right, mainly not being the people you meet around town, like that one guy at McDonalds (sandwich #3) who was clearly drunk and seeing really double or triple trying to insert the drink lid with his straw and really having a tough time with it.

After he eventually got it in after carefully eyeballing the shit, I stood up and gave him a round of applause, which he replied with something incomprehensible but clearly insulting. I missed you people. :upset:

 

[Crayo]

You're doing a lot of things right, mainly not being the people you meet around town, like that one guy at McDonalds (sandwich #3) who was clearly drunk and seeing really double or triple trying to insert the drink lid with his straw and really having a tough time with it.

After he eventually got it in after carefully eyeballing the shit, I stood up and gave him a round of applause, which he replied with something incomprehensible but clearly insulting. I missed you people. :upset:

Should have said to him "colon yay colon" to get your WF smiley fix in real life :yay: <--.

He would have appreciated it that way, because that man was probably Randy.

 

[Crayo]

I pressed refresh until the site came back on.

For 13 hours? That's why you're Admin.

Edit: Wait, all that refreshing was probably DDOSSing the site. #TNASwerve

 

[GeeTeaIye]

Should have said to him "colon yay colon" to get your WF smiley fix in real life :yay: <--.

He would have appreciated it that way, because that man was probably Randy.

Don't go saying "colon yay" around town. Just don't.

 

[Danielson]

Even if it wasn't JeebaK, i'll pretend it is to cement my hate for the lil creep

 

[Crayo]

Don't go saying "colon yay" around town. Just don't.

Your damn right you shouldn't say "colon yay", because that would be a smiley fail. :yay - see? Need the other colon.

 

[Snowman1]

Don't go saying "colon yay" around town. Just don't.

Do they play this add in Britain? Crack up at the sheer lack of awkwardness each time.

 

[GeeTeaIye]

Your damn right you shouldn't say "colon yay", because that would be a smiley fail. :yay - see? Need the other colon.

I only need one colon.

Two colons is too shitty.

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Do they play this add in Britain? Crack up at the sheer lack of awkwardness each time.

Random stereotype black dude at the end.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Do they play this add in Britain? Crack up at the sheer lack of awkwardness each time.

lmfao wtf. Black guy goes "hit me" she shakes her head like 'nahhhh'

subtle racism FTL

 

[Dat Kid1]

Went on facebook and talked to people I know

 

[GeeTeaIye]

lmfao wtf. Black guy goes "hit me" she shakes her head like 'nahhhh'

subtle racism FTL

Actually she's like "Oh black guy, you're so funny"

 

[GrammarNazi82]

...like that one guy at McDonalds (sandwich #3) who was clearly drunk and seeing really double or triple trying to insert the drink lid with his straw and really having a tough time with it.

After he eventually got it in after carefully eyeballing the shit....

Come on... I couldn't have been the only one who read this and thought, "Thank God he stuck to a McD's drink and wasn't trying to bang some chick."