The wall to HIAT

[Wrestling Station]

a jobber has the world title? What is this? By any chance was Russo in charge? :/

 

[Quintastic One]

I am far more than a jobber. I am the lord and savior of all facial hair. Being of middle eastern decent yourself, you should take pride in your naturally protruding bushes and accept the Beard as your Christ.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

-Attacks Knox Beard and steals the title. Tosses it in fire pit burning it-

 

[MizMasta3000]

*bodyslam*

Bitch don't you ever EVER disrespect my savior like that again.

 

[Doomsday]

Doomsday disappeared right after Knox Beard hit the suplex, then materialized in the center of the room.
It tried to look as serene as it could....
"I expected that.... Bearded woman... Not that I care about your championship....such a minor title" Doomsday mocked, beckoning Knox Beard; and suddenly he vanished.
Doomsday twisted and twirled around the room causing hurricane level winds, after a brief moment he stopped. "I have a REAL TITLE foolish one!" "I AM THE PSYCHIC POLTERGEIST.... and I predict....." Doomsday suddenly stopped and looked around the room at his fellow IWFers.
"Disaster, but before I elaborate I await the kings of this building to grant me what I so.... desire..."
and patiently Doomsday awaited the Ceremonious title of Psychic Poltergeist to be bestowed on him.

 

[Quintastic One]

Channeling the energy of the Earth's bearded brethren, Knox Beard knew this was his one and only chance to end the thread of Doomsday once and for all. He clenched his fists and screamed into the heavens, unlocking the hidden potential within all beards. Through the will of the people, the might of the Gods & the heavens above, the entropic energies that encircled the universe converged on a singular point within the heart of Knox Beard. With his true potential unlocked, Knox Beard released his inner power to become the Cosmic Sailor Super Saiyan Cyber Samurai Cowboy Vampire Ghost Detective Bladerunner of the Chartreuse Hand of Cthulu as his astral soul projected itself through the body of Doomsday, turning him into jelly.

Knox Beard, satisfied with his victory and subsequent saving of the Universe, returned to his home isolated in the distant mountains of Killamenjaro. Greeted by his loving wife, Tila Tequila, they proceeded to have hot steamy sex on a bed of watermelon as he delivered his bearded seed with smug satisfaction. As his eyes twinkled towards the stars above, there was only one thing left to say,

"Courage is the magic that makes dreams into reality".

The End?

 

[MizMasta3000]

*Hiigh fives*