The Thread of God aka CM Punk

[Airfixx]

Nice spoilers, cunts!!! :roll:

 

[NinoBrown]

"Hey Colt Cabana, how's it going?"

This is what got my full attention. Punk is dropping names left and right! That was the greatest work ever produced on a WWE Television (sorry Foley's anti-ECW promos were something amazing).

Imagine if he mention TNA? Double JJ's head would explode.

 

[seX-Power]

Nice spoilers, cunts!!! :roll:

lol owned

 

[trilogy]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/Full_Transcript_of_CM_Punk_s_Promo_from_the_End_of_RAW.html

Full Transcript of CM Punk's Promo from the End of RAW
By Marc Middleton
Jun 28, 2011 - 8:36:47 AM


- Thanks to The Heyman Hustle website for the following transcript of CM Punk's promo on RAW last night:

"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! (Punk waves to the camera)

I am the best wrestler in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.

(Punk looks at the camera and waves)

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign

(Mic cut off.)"

 

[X-SPADE]

I'm just waiting to see it all play out.

 

[soulpower]

Also liked how Punk was wearing an Austin shirt for absolutely no reason

 

[...god...]

He used his spoke out of the wheel analogy, and it's probably out of respect since Austin has been acknowledging Punk and also wonders why he isn't doing more and probably generally feels the same way.

 

[Axis]

There were probably a couple levels to it. Definitely that, and then also the fact that Stone Cold was a huge star while never kissing Vince's ass. He listed Hogan, Rock, and Cena as guys who got to the top by being loyal servants. Austin, both on screen and off, was never really best friends with Vince.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

Not to mention, he's also in a "feud" with Austin... and the whole "WM Main Event makes me SICK" line to me sounded like he issued his demand to Vince to co-main event vs. Austin next year >_>

 

[fuzzy]

I don't think it's a work, there were just too many things that wwe wrestlers can't say, no exceptions.
i think he's gone after the ppv, for real.
if it was a work, nicely done.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

If it wasn't a work, he probably would've been cut off as soon as he said "Kissing Vince McMahons ass".

Still, that promo was six minutes of pure brilliance.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

If you don't think its a work I...wow. prefer heyman's worked shoots in 01 and 05 better, but name dropping always gets the iwc wet. Still a very well executed peice by the best going today.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

Can anyone post a link to the shoots Enzo just mentioned?

 

[PeepShow]

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I came.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

Why'd he change his shirt?