Conrad Thompson: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of The Starmaker Podcast. I am your host Conrad Thompson joined as always by the Starmaker himself, former WWE head of creative, Josh Ross.
Josh Ross: Thanks for having me again Connie, last week was a lot of fun. I can tell I’m really going to enjoy these podcasts the further along we get into my career.
Conrad Thompson: I’m glad you’re enjoying them cause we’ve got plenty of years to go. Today is going to be our first watch along episode, where we do commentary on some of the matches you helped bring to the WWE Universe and discuss the happenings around the business. We’re going back to December of 2004 for Armageddon! Last week we discussed the build up to the show, and today we’re going to see how the show actually turned out.
Josh Ross: I was technically a part of the company for Survivor Series the month before, but that was moreso as a guest, and this Armageddon Pay Per View is where it all started for me. It’s been fun to try and remember all of the things that were going on back then.
Conrad Thompson: Now we’re not going to sit here and watch the whole 3 or 4 hour show, but there’s a few matches that you played a hand in and we’re going to focus on those. As we’ve got the WWE intro playing, let me fast forward to that first match.
Josh Ross: I remember that first matchup of the night being pretty much a dud. The day of the show, they wanted to bump it down to Sunday Night Heat but there were a couple promos that took too long that we went back to having them open the show, and that might have been the wrong idea. Kidman and Chavo being the rivals teaming up didn’t generate the type of heat we were looking for and the fans really didn’t care about the story behind the match. Luckily for us, fans always enjoy some Cruiserweight action - and Billy Kidman’s shooting star press which he’s setting up right now!
As we join the match which has been a fast paced, back and forth affair that the fans just haven’t connected with; is climbing to the top rope with Akio in the perfect position! BUT CHAVO TAGS HIMSELF IN!! Shooting Star Press connects!!!
Chavo comes barreling into the ring and knocks Funaki off the apron! Kidman is going for the cover but the referee is explaining he’s no longer the legal man! Kidman gets up to confront Chavo who pushes him aside and makes the cover! But Kidman pulls Guerrero off of Akio and they start arguing which allows Akio to tag in Funaki unbeknownst to their opponents!
Guerrero shoves Kidman, who bounces back and pushes Chavo right back!! Into a roll up by Funaki!! And Funaki gets the win for his team as Kidman laughs and walks away. Chavo complains with the ref, but to no avail as Akio comes in and the often stoic Cruiserweight cracks a smile as he shakes hands with Funaki and Guerrero jaws at Kidman who’s walking up the ramp.
Conrad Thompson: Fun little ending there, with Funaki sneaking in as the legal man just like Chavo tried to sneak in albeit more successfully. But Funaki and Akio get the win and I always forgot this is where they started teaming up. They had a nice little run as a tag team on Smackdown for a while.
Josh Ross: Never the tag champs but a staple on Smackdown for the next year or so. Funaki was always a favorite, for the fans and with the boys. So to get him on a team that would extend his run a little was fun. Getting something for Akio too was just a bonus. And at least they teamed up, because do you know my big problem with this match?
Conrad Thompson: No payoff?
Josh Ross: No payoff! Chavo and Billy could’ve easily had a program to decide the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title - which was my plan. But creative had other plans, and Chavo just kind of moved into the program setting up Eddie’s last match at Wrestlemania and Kidman did end up challenging for the title but it just felt rushed.
Conrad Thompson: We’re missing Kurt Angle kicking the crap out of Santa Clause right now ya know?
Josh Ross: I’m okay with that.
Conrad Thompson: You know what you shouldn’t be okay with? Paying a high mortgage. #SavewithConrad
Josh Ross: When do our blue chew ads start?
Conrad Thompson: Now that this handicap is starting, let’s catch the end of this one too. This one had big ramifications for the next few pay per views will talk about. Well, at least for Royal Rumble and No Way Out, not so much New Years Revolution next week.
Josh Ross: It’s Big Show vs Team Angle consisting of Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns, with Kurt Angle at ringside!
As we join in, the giant Big Show is on a roll - having just chopped the hell out of Mark Jindrak, causing him to stumble across the ring and tagging his partner in. But Show catches Reigns with a big knee, followed by a double axe handle to the back taking him down. Jindrak tries to sneak a shot in, but Big Show catches him with a sidewalk slam!! And Luther Reigns eats another knee as he starts getting up!
Reigns and Jindrak roll to the outside, and regroup next to their leader. Kurt is giving them some advice while Show is showing off in the ring. They re-enter and start double-teaming Big Show, using quick tags to keep each other fresh. They work on his legs, trying to bring the giant down to their level. Reigns manages to land a chop block to Show’s knee, and Jindrak follows up with a dropkick to the same knee, finally dropping Big Show to one knee.
With Big Show down, Jindrak and Reigns focus on wearing him down. Jindrak locks in a sleeper hold while Reigns lands some heavy kicks. But Big Show powers out, throwing Jindrak to the mat and swatting Reigns away like a fly. The crowd erupts as Big Show stands back up and rallies, delivering a huge clothesline to both opponents.
Sensing trouble, Angle jumps up onto the apron, drawing Big Show’s attention. Big Show goes after Angle, who quickly drops back to the floor, smirking. This brief distraction is enough for Reigns to capitalize, hitting Big Show with a low blow from behind as the referee’s view is blocked by Angle.
With Big Show stunned, Jindrak and Reigns lift him up and manage to deliver a double suplex that shakes the ring. The crowd gasps as the giant goes down. Angle yells instructions from ringside, urging Jindrak to cover. He hooks Big Show's leg, but Big Show powers out at two, launching Jindrak off him.
Desperate, Jindrak and Reigns continue the assault, but Big Show fights back, grabbing both by the throat for a double chokeslam. Angle, however, has other plans. He jumps up onto the apron again, but this time Big Show pulls him into the ring, grabbing him by the throat too. Just as he’s about to chokeslam Angle, Jindrak and Reigns attack his knee from behind, dropping him.
Angle, quick to recover, slips brass knuckles out of his bootd and tosses them to Jindrak. The referee is still distracted by Reigns, allowing Jindrak to deliver a loaded punch to Big Show's jaw. Big Show collapses to the mat, and Jindrak quickly covers him as Angle shoves the referee back into position.
1... 2... 3!
The bell rings, and Jindrak secures the victory with the help of Angle’s interference. The crowd erupts in boos as Angle, Jindrak, and Reigns celebrate in the ring, taunting the downed Big Show.
Conrad Thompson: A huge win for Jindrak and Reigns here, and I think even though Kurt helped them get the win - this went a long way in establishing Jindrak specifically for the big year he was going to have in 2005.
Josh Ross: Yeah, I mean, the good thing about heels is that they don’t necessarily have to win clean to get the rub like a babyface does. If a babyface wins by hook or by crook - the win is tainted. But for Jindrak and team Angle here, a win is a win.
Conrad Thompson: Big Show was a major star for the company at this point, and even though he left for TNA the next year, he went out putting newer guys over and that’s what you’d want from a veteran.
Josh Ross: Oh absolutely, Big Show was great. True professional, always a tremendous guy to work with. Which is why we brought him back after his TNA run. Mark Jindrak was quite the opposite. Jindrak was somebody who once he started getting some success behind him, tried running the show
Conrad Thompson: We’ll get to that point of his career soon, as he had a huge first half of 2005 before falling off. It’s gotta be difficult to manage all the personalities in the back, especially when they can always be changing like that.
Josh Ross: If’s a tough business, and to be fair to Mark; he was making a smart move by advocating for himself. That can go a long way in helping you stick around. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression, it was how he did it. But we’ve got a few months before we get to that. So let’s move on to the next match.
Conrad Thompson: Well we are going to fast forward through this next match, The rumors and innuendo actually said that this man, John Cena, had a hand in making sure Jindrak was following orders so to speak.
Josh Ross: Oh definitely, by this point next year John was one of our biggest locker room leaders, which is probably why he had such a great career as well. Good choice to skip this match, Cena wins, Jesus loses. There’s not much more to it.
Conrad Thompson: Well we’ve got the tag team turmoil match coming up, but while RVD and Rey make their entrances against Hardcore Holly and Paul London - I want to ask about Carlito. Almost nobody in WWE history up until that point has started out so strongly. Winning the US title in his first matchup against Cena. Obviously he was one of the reasons you got your nickname The Starmaker. What did you see in Carlito when you got the job, and how difficult was this time period where he started out with so much hype and success only to be stopped in its tracks and forced to get over with feuds outside the ring.
Josh Ross: I love Carlito, one of the best athletes we had when I got signed. When I got signed I looked at the midcard to see who I could keep pushing up or revamp et cetera, Carlito was someone I knew was going to make it. I was just lucky enough to work with him and also come up with some fun ideas on how to get there. I think it was very difficult to keep the same heat he had with fans, while keeping him interesting and threatening once he got injured. You know when most wrestlers get injured they’re off screen for a little while so the hype kinda resets. I don’t think you can really do that with someone who just debuted. Let alone won a championship on the debut. But, we’ve got a few more months of him being injured so let’s see if any other stars are made in this match.
Conrad Thompson: Well, probably not but it does include one of everyone’s favorite tag teams at the time - Hardcore Holly and Paul London! Haha, what was this team about? I gotta be honest, I loved Holly, I love how Paul London’s career shaped up. I do not for the life of me ever remember them teaming up?
Josh Ross: Really? I don’t blame you cause it was only a few times but I felt like the story we told for them in this match was a fun one, and one I actually went back to just a couple years ago with a different tag team. And unlike the Kidman-Chavo story earlier, the fallout from this one had a decent payoff and helped give London some more character.
Conrad Thompson: Alright well let’s check it out
Holly is in the ring with Rey Mysterio, using his strength to work him over. The veteran stays on the offensive, but tags in his partner. Holly is coaching London from the corner, instructing him to keep Rey closer to their side. But Rey slips away, trying to utilize his speed to get some offense rolling. But London gets a chance to showcase that he may be just as quick as Mysterio, countering a tilt a whirl headscissors into a Hurricanrana of his own! But as he pulls Rey towards his corner to tag Hardcore back in - Mysterio slips free and almost makes the tag! But London just barely grabs the foot of Mysterio, and drags him back before tagging in Holly. Holly with some stiff shots takes down Mysterio, while Holly keeps coaching London - showing him that THIS is how you keep Rey grounded and on one side of the ring, away from his partner. Holly goes for the pinfall after some offense, but Rey kicks out and Hardcore tags London in. Paul climbs to the top, looking for a big time high risk move BUT REY MOVES!! London rolls through and is up to his feet, but Rey is quick with a dropkick that sends London into Rey’s corner! Holly is livid on the outside as London once again was unable to follow his coaching, but Paul continues to fight! As Rey runs at him, London moves and pushed RVD out of the corner as well so no tag can be made! London crawls over to his corner and tags in Holly - RIGHT AS RVD GETS TAGGED IN!!
Holly is pissed, and berates London - tagging London immediately back in and telling him to work over RVD now that he made the mistake and allowed the tag. London reluctantly gets in the ring as RVD seems a little confused, but RVD and London go back and forth with London seemingly getting the upper hand! RVD looks for a clothesline but London ducks and hits a HUGE running forearm off the rebound!! BUT HOLLY TAGGED HIMSELF IN!! London looks a little confused, asking Holly what’s going on. Hardcore Holly tells his partner to follow his orders, and to get back on the apron, but you can’t take your eyes off RVD for that long because HE CATCHES HOLLY WITH A BACKSLIDE
1..2..3!!!
RVD and Rey Mysterio get the win in surprising fashion, as Holly looks outraged he got pinned. RVD and Rey are announced as the winners as The Bashams music hits and down come their next opponents. The winner of this match will go straight into a title match with the champions La Resistance.
Josh Ross: Simple story; you’ve got Hardcore Holly - the smash-mouth, old school veteran who should know what he’s talking about. Trying to coach up Paul London - the Uber quick athlete rookie who’s probably going to go farther than you did.
Conrad Thompson: I did like that after Holly was complaining so much, he ended up being the one who cost his team. Just wish there was some more build up to it.
Josh Ross: Me too, but those tag team turmoil matches are fast. RVD and Rey still have two more matches so we didn’t want to spend too much time on these first ones. I mean we’ve spent all this time talking and we’re approaching the finish of this second matchup right now.
That we are. This match is another quick one, and it follows the same format as the last with the heel team trying to single out their opponent (RVD this time). Van Dam is struggling to get any offense going, as any time he starts to gain some steam the illegal man makes his presence felt and stops RVD in his tracks. Finally the referee has had enough, as Danny tries to come back in from the apron the referee starts telling him he will disqualify the Bashams if they continue to meter the ring illegally. Which is enough of a distraction for the legal Doug Basham to allow RVD to make the tag!!
But the referee didn’t see it!! He was too busy talking to the Basham’s that he missed the tag! And Doug makes the visible tag, allowing Danny to come in and begin double teaming Mr. Thursday Night while the referee for some reason pleads with Mysterio to follow the rules - as if the Basham’s haven’t been doing it this whole time! Doug and Danny utilize some more quick tags and double team maneuvers to keep RVD grounded. Doug comes in looking for a kick to the midsection BUT ITS CAUGHT! RVD steps over and catches Basham with a rolling kick!! RVD rolls to the other side of the ring and leaps - AND TAGS IN MYSTERIO!!
Rey comes in like a caged animal being set free on some lower-midcard prey. Rey runs through some signature offense before a hurricanrana leaves the legal Doug Basham hanging across the middle rope! Rey dials it up… 619 CONNECTS!!
Doug Basham is staggering to his feet, but Danny climbs back into the ring and starts walking towards Rey - BEFORE BEING TAKEN OUT BY A TOP ROPE KICK FROM RVD!!
WEST COAST POP FROM REY TO DOUG!!
1..2..3!!!
Conrad Thompson: Basham’s are always fun to me, but it wa obvious who was going over here. What did you think of the Basham’s?
Josh Ross: I thought it was funny we passed those two off as twins, and I thought the way were decent enough hands to keep around for a little while. I always thought they were better when they were teamed up with JBL like this point in time, but their run on Raw in 05-06 wasn’t bad. Now here we’ve got Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki coming to the ring flanked by La Resistance from Raw.
All four men holding their respective tag title belt, with Michael Cole defending his brand “Those Raw superstars have already directly affected the outcome of a title match, they shouldn’t be allowed out here!”
The four superstars walk out with a swagger but quickly get in attack mode as Dupree and Suzuki slide into the ring and begin trading blows with Rey and RVD! The two fan favorites are starting to get the upper hand until Suzuki pulls the referee in between himself and RVD to halt Van Dam - and this allows Dupree to catch Mysterio with a low blow!!!!
Referee Chad Patton didn’t see the low blow, but he’s had enough of the 2 on 2 action and forced Suzuki and Van Dam to the outside. Dupree now has Mysterio right where he wants him, and lays into him with stomps and an elbow drop. Dupree and Suzuki now exchange quick tags while executing double team maneuvers. The fans are getting behind Rey as RVD is slamming his hand on the turnbuckle trying to rally his partner.
But once Rey finally catches a break, and counters a power bomb into a hurricanrana, RVD is pulled off the apron by Rob Conway!! The fans are booing La Resistance, and the referee has had enough! He’s quick to make his way outside - And he throws Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier out!! But what the referee doesn’t see is Rene Dupree back in the ring with a title belt in hand!! He smashes Rey in the head with the belt!! RVD slides back in, but Dupree lifts him up with Suzuki in tow, BONSOIR!!! RVD gets kicked to ringside as Suzuki makes the cover!
1…2..3!!!
Josh Means: It’s all about the title chase! I can’t believe we let Dupree and Suzuki go over RVD and Rey at this or any point in their careers. But I will say we had some big things planned coming out of it and it led to that fun match at Royal Rumble.
Conrad Thompson: Well Dupree and Suzuki, also going by La Resistance for some reason, retain their tag titles and extend their reign against two absolute fan favorites who put in a heck of an effort, lasting through three matches before finally being taken down. We’ve got officially three more matches to go, but only one we’re going to discuss. So before we officially skip over it, do you want to give your thoughts on the Dixie Dog Fight?
Josh Means: Uhh, The Miz turned out much better than this angle foreshadowed. It’s hard because you want to wait until these guys are ready to put them on TV or a pay per view but also you kinda want to throw them out there and see how they do. I just do not think they were set up in the best way to do that.
Conrad Thompson: Next up we’ve got the Cruiserweight championship on the line as Spike Dudley defends against Maven Huffman in a No DQ match
Maven is out first, and he’s got a mean look on his face signifying things are changing for the rookie. He takes a cold, calculated march down to the ring where he awaits his opponent. Scrappy Spike Dudley makes his way out next - AND HE’S GOT A SHOPPING CART OF TOYS!! He leaves the cart near the ring, takes out a kendo stick and slides into the ring.
As soon as the bell rings, Maven charges at Spike, catching him off guard with a hard right hand. Spike stumbles back, dropping the kendo stick he just grabbed. Maven doesn’t let up, aggressively hammering Spike with punches, showcasing his newfound ruthlessness. He whips Spike into the ropes and hits a vicious clothesline, knocking Spike down hard.
Maven pulls Spike up and tosses him outside the ring, following close behind. He picks up the kendo stick Spike dropped and starts laying into the champion with brutal strikes to the back and legs. The crowd boos, shocked at Maven's intensity, but Maven just smirks, enjoying the reaction.
Spike crawls toward his shopping cart and grabs a trash can lid, swinging it wildly as Maven approaches. He catches Maven on the side of the head, momentarily dazing him. Seizing the opportunity, Spike unloads on Maven with the trash can lid, rallying the crowd. He then grabs the trash can itself, lifts it over his head, and slams it down onto Maven, sending him reeling.
Spike rolls Maven back into the ring, bringing a steel chair along. As Maven struggles to get up, Spike raises the chair high and brings it down across Maven’s back. The impact echoes through the arena, and the fans cheer as Spike looks to maintain control. Spike sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and attempts to DDT Maven onto it, but Maven counters with a back body drop, sending Spike crashing onto the steel!
With Spike writhing in pain, Maven takes control again. He sets up the chair in the corner and whips Spike hard into it, the steel bending from the impact. Maven’s aggressive side continues to show as he drags Spike out of the corner and hits a snap suplex, keeping hold to deliver a second, and then a third. He rolls out of the ring, grabbing a stop sign from Spike’s cart, and returns to the ring with a wicked smile on his face.
Maven lines up Spike, waiting for him to get to his feet, then slams the stop sign across Spike’s head, flattening him. He goes for a pin—1… 2… Spike kicks out! The crowd erupts, rallying behind the resilient champion.
Frustrated, Maven drags Spike to his feet, taunting him, but Spike fights back with a sudden burst of punches, desperation fueling every shot. Spike grabs the kendo stick and swings wildly, catching Maven across the arms and legs, and finally, a brutal shot to the head that sends Maven crashing to the mat. Spike climbs the ropes, looking for the Dudley Dog! But Maven counters by catching him mid-air and dropping him onto a chair with a spinebuster!
Maven goes for the cover again—1… 2… Spike kicks out! Furious, Maven rolls out of the ring, pulling a table from beneath it. The crowd cheers, anticipating the chaos. He sets it up in the ring, clearly looking to put Spike away for good. He drags Spike over, setting him up for a powerbomb through the table. But Spike, in a last-ditch effort, punches his way free, slips behind Maven, and delivers a low blow, bringing Maven to his knees.
Spike then grabs the steel chair and cracks it across Maven’s back again before setting him up on the table. The crowd goes wild as Spike ascends the top rope and leaps off, crashing down with a diving double foot stomp that sends Maven through the table!
Spike covers Maven amidst the wreckage—1… 2… Maven kicks out! The crowd is stunned as Maven shows his own resilience. Spike, exhausted and desperate, reaches into his cart one last time, pulling out a bag of thumbtacks. He scatters them across the ring, the crowd roaring in anticipation.
He tries to lift Maven onto his shoulders, aiming to drop him onto the tacks, but Maven fights back, elbowing Spike in the side of the head. He scoops Spike up and, in a shocking display, powerbombs him onto the thumbtacks! Spike screams in agony, tacks embedded in his back, but Maven isn’t done. He yanks Spike to the center of the ring and hooks the leg—1… 2… 3!
The crowd is in shock as Maven stands tall, holding the Cruiserweight Championship high. Spike lies motionless on the mat, the thumbtacks scattered around him, as Maven celebrates his victory. Tazz on commentary mentions how his aggressive, no-nonsense side has earned him gold, and sent a message to the rest of the Cruiserweight division.
Conrad Thompson: A fantastic, albeit different style of Cruiserweight match right there. Maybe it’s just because Spike was involved but very much an ECW feel to it.
Josh Means: Well, that is why we used Spike for this but to his credit Maven rose to the occasion. The fans seemed invested, and that is part of the reason he was assigned to the ECW third brand when it started up.
Conrad Thompson: Spike was always someone I wish was still with WWE when WWECW was a thing because he would’ve fit in perfect.
Josh Means: Absolutely, he just upped the level of hardcore in every match he was in. This was one of his last memorable matches, definitely his last memorable singles match with the company - but as always he did the job in spectacular fashion.
Conrad Thompson: But the real winner here is Mr. Huffman. Maven won the gold yeah, and obviously a title is a big deal BUT was that what was most important here? It seems like the reaction he got was next level compared to anything since winning Tough Enough.
Josh Means: One hundred percent man, I mean obviously it’s a great feeling to win the title and know that the company has some level of trust with you, but it’s gotta really suck to win the title and none of the fans give a damn, so I feel like this was massive for Maven. The heel turn paid off.
Conrad Thompson: Now there’s only one match left but we’re not going to watch the main event here in studio as you didn’t take part in this match at all. If you’re following along at home and want to watch the match, it’s a decent Fatal Four Way as JBL retains his WWE Championship against Booker T, Eddie Guerrero and The Undertaker playa. Before we wrap up let’s talk about these 4 men. Some of WWE’s main players at the time. What do you have on these men going into 2005?
Josh Means: Well unfortunately as you know I didn’t get that much time with Guerrero, who I was a huge fan of. As he had his retirement match at Wrestlemania 21. Booker was someone I had some big plans for but tonight just wasn’t his time. It was my idea for him to move to Raw after this though. The Undertaker, I mean what can I say? He’s The Undertaker. This was about the time his streak started getting some recognition and his Wrestlemania 21 opponent really brought him to another level. As for JBL, this was his last successful title defense for his first run. Things began changing for him at the Royal Rumble, and quick.
Conrad Thompson: Well folks that’s are show! We’ll be back next week to recap the build up to New Years Revolution! We’ll be talking about a Raw branded Pay Per View next, and get your thoughts on a whole new cast of characters right here, on the Starmaker Podcast.
Armageddon 2004 Results
Dec. 12, 2004
WWE Heavyweight Championship
JBL (c) def. Eddie Guerrero, Booker T & The Undertaker
WWE United States Championship
John Cena (c) def. Jesus w/ Carlito
WWE Cruiserweight Championship - Hardcore Match
Maven Huffman def. Spike Dudley (c)
WWE Tag Team Championships- Tag Team Turmoil
La Resistance (c) def. Hardcore Holly and Paul London, The Bashams & RVD and Rey Mysterio
Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns def. The Big Show
Akio & Funaki def. Billy Kidman & Chavo Guerrero