The Smarks - Did you know?

[Sky]

So either you don't have a vacuum cleaner or you don't have a dick

What fuckin shape is your vacuum cleaner that it's always near your dick

 

[O-Blaze]

What fuckin shape is your vacuum cleaner that it's always near your dick

TO BE FAIR.....it never was applied that it's always near it. Sabs just said never near it. Which TECHNICALLY if you walk by one, your dick is near it.

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

How did my Gerber Modeling Gig get out!!!

 

[Jobber Doink]

here's some little know facts about our beloved members


@Jobber Doink is actually the real Doink he faked his death to avoid Tax evasion

I have no idea what you're talking about....you better not be wearing a wire!

 

[Jobber Doink]

What fuckin shape is your vacuum cleaner that it's always near your dick

Vacuum cleaner might be what they call their BJ hookers.

 

[Chris]

I just saw the line about DC and remembered that time KIF made a "Rate DammitC thread"

 

[Dale]

Drag

 

[Marty McFourth]

@Noelle Kringle was arrested in Saco Maine for stalking a certain somebody's parents and kept asking them when Anna was coming home to visit

This never happened

 

[Professor Booty]

This never happened

I live near Saco man I read the papers


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[Professor Booty]

Drag

And I hear you looked fabulous


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[TroyTheAverage]

I live near Saco man I read the papers


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Ha, busted.

 

[Jobber Doink]

This never happened

Someone doth protest to much

 

[Professor Booty]

I have no idea what you're talking about....you better not be wearing a wire!

I am the wire


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[Jobber Doink]

I am the wire


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Shit, well, erase everything that was said!

 

[Professor Booty]

Shit, well, erase everything that was said!

Deal


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