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JakeYourBooty

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@Kid Vicious Was actually supposed to the lead in The OC but had to turn it down because it interfered with his dreams of owning several wrestling forums...
@Chris Kringle was diagnosed with AIDS at an early age because of a blood transfusion he then took three aspirin and the next day it was gone
@Butters is actually NXT Superstar Duke Hudson
@Dakstang has fed us all a lie...he is not a virgin at all he once took down the entire Spice Girls when their tour bus broke down in West Virginia
@The Grimch is the illegitimate child of Kent Hrbek
@Sabre Claus once got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner and his mom had to call 911
@Jingle Bell Hoss once got shitfaced in Austin Texas and wrestled a police horse and made it tap out
@The Blaze once took a shit so large it had a pulse...he had it bronzed and mounted on his grandmothers mantle
@TroyTheAverage the average is actually JJ Abrams that's how he knew Han Solo died in The Force Awakens...when he fucking told me before I went and saw it OPENING WEEKEND!
@Jobber Doink is actually the real Doink he faked his death to avoid Tax evasion
@Sky is the President of the Patrick Clark fan club and part owner of TNA
@Dale once climbed Mt Everest....in drag
@Noelle Kringle was arrested in Saco Maine for stalking a certain somebody's parents and kept asking them when Anna was coming home to visit
@Holy Foley can no longer have pets because his farts have killed all his other ones
@Jolly St. Mick has never actually been angry he's just really good at acting like it because of his successful career as a Mexican Soap Star
@Judge Booty once lost a fight to a midget stripper when he offered to pay her half what the other girls charge for a lap dance
@Eggnog Frog & @Hans Gruber started an online dating service for people that love to debate people on the internet it's called OK STUPID!
@DammitC wishes that someday someone would rate HIM
@Blainhausen played was the last Gerber baby before they stopped using male babies because of the accusations that at five years old he had 14 sexual misconduct accusations filed against him
@Mox's Little Helper was voted New Zealand's most interesting billiard's player 5 years in a row
@Swamps only masturbates wearing winter mittens...the one's with the string that attaches them
 

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How the fuck did you know :pogba
 

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Damn... I totally did not know. You were not the only one on Facebook that got pissed off about that. I also pissed people off with Game of Thrones spoilers that I didn't know were actually true. :toomanykobes
 

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Damn... I totally did not know. You were not the only one on Facebook that got pissed off about that. I also pissed people off with Game of Thrones spoilers that I didn't know were actually true. :toomanykobes

You’re still a cunt


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Um… I have never gotten my dick caught in a vacuum cleaner. I ain’t that sick
 

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Um… I have never gotten my dick caught in a vacuum cleaner. I ain’t that sick

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Damn. Sabs wasn’t the one on my bingo card to not get it
 
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So you don’t get that I know it’s a joke and am reacting to said joke?