The random movie quote thread

[Marty McFourth]

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

 

[Doom]

"I missed the part where that's my problem" - Spider-Man (2002)

 

[Kyle Gage]

"There's so much room for activities!" —Step Brothers (2008)​

 

[Marty McFourth]

 

[Kyle Gage]

get in the chopper

 

[Marty McFourth]

Gentlemen, gentlemen... I'll never understand. All these books, a world of knowledge at your fingertips. What do you do? You play poker all night.

 

[Kyle Gage]

show me the money

 

[Marty McFourth]

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

 

[Kyle Gage]

"They're coming to get you, Barbara." - Night Of The Living Dead (1968) ...

 

[Marty McFourth]

"So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in." - Cast Away

 

[Kyle Gage]

 

[Marty McFourth]

Sometimes, it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine.

 

[Dmac]

Deputy Doofy:
Special Officer Doofy reporting!

Policeman #1:
Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!

Deputy Doofy:
What's that?

Policeman #1:
That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy.

Deputy Doofy:
Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!

Policeman #1:
What the hell is that?

 

[Kyle Gage]

the world is yours