The Political Thread

[Spitfire]

i cant be the balloon - im human

 

[O-Blaze]

You’d be surprised how many people judge when you say you’re not into older women.

Even though I am, I wouldn’t judge you for it.

 

[Spitfire]

Can I?

Or am I too "North American" for you?

you need consent from the balloon groom, not me.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

Even though I am, I wouldn’t judge you for it.

Because you’re a cool cat.

 

[Ricky Smarks]

i cant be the balloon - im human

It’s based on you saying you’d rather be a boomer than a balloon. Not saying you’re a balloon to be clear.

 

[Deezy]

you need consent from the balloon groom, not me.

What if I pop him....with my dad jokes?

 

[Alexa]

You’d be surprised how many people judge when you say you’re not into older women.

Really? And I guess, I would be considering not being into older dudes is fine so, but yeah I couldn't care less

 

[O-Blaze]

Because you’re a cool cat.

That and it just means more for me

 

[Deezy]

Can I use the balloon as a condom?

 

[Spitfire]

What if I pop him....with my dad jokes?

Dads isnt my vibe - but im sure we can find someone to pop it lock it stick it top it

 

[Alexa]

Can I use the balloon as a condom?

I knew someone in high school who did this, so yeah you can

 

[Spitfire]

It’s based on you saying you’d rather be a boomer than a balloon. Not saying you’re a balloon to be clear.

this is between you and the groom, he is starting to lose air and needs blowing

 

[Barry Poppins]

I could see at most 4 Republican Senators voting in favor of the bill btw.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Unless they're allowed to throw in their own caveats and different legislation into the bill itself.

 

[Deezy]

Dads isnt my vibe - but im sure we can find someone to pop it lock it stick it top it

I've been a grand daddy since I was 17 irl