The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

[Just Kevin]

I want some ravioli

 

[Prince Bálor]

I want some pussy

 

[Trip in the Head]

Typed "Ravioli" into youTube

You're welcome! :sandow:

 

[Trip in the Head]

I want some pussy

I'm not typing that into youtube, nuh uh

 

[Prince Bálor]

I'm not typing that into youtube, nuh uh

Type it into some porn site, then.

 

[Solid Snake]

It is sunny, but thankfully not hot anymore.

 

[Just Kevin]

Dead Poets Society is a great movie.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

My internet service is on my damn nerves.

In other news, couple of teenagers and a 20-year-old broke into a local convenience store and allegedly stole beer, cigarettes, candy and meat. Apparently one of the guys had just turned 18 that day, and they wanted to celebrate his birthday. Most of the items were recovered, including the meat, because apparently they didn't eat that shit up like they should have. Ah well. They were caught within 6 hours so the birthday boy got to spend this birthday in the county jail. Happy 18th to him.

 

[Just Kevin]

I just had that moment where I just realized how much I miss The Walking Dead every week and I can't wait until the new season starts.

 

[ShaRpY HaRdY]

I saw a vehicle advertising a company today that I know for a fact shut down entirely almost 5 years ago perhaps even older, I just kinda double taked and was like what the fuck?

 

[Just Kevin]

Stinky Wizzleteats

 

[Trip in the Head]

Stinky Wizzleteats

 

[Butters!]

Found my old rollercoaster tycoon today!

That game was an addiction back in the day!

 

[Just Kevin]

FOURSCORE and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new
nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so
conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We
have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their
lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate—we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this
ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our
poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but
it can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the
unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us
to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we
take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that
we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God,
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth.

 

[Trip in the Head]

FOURSCORE and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new
nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so
conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We
have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their
lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate—we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this
ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our
poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but
it can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the
unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us
to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we
take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that
we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God,
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth.

The real question is did you remember the whole thing from memory like in grade school???