The Official Badass Thread

[Stopspot]

Stayed up past ten....ON A SCHOOL NIGHT :tough:

 

[Shadie T]

Went outside in the snow last year..... WITHOUT a jacket :tough:

 

[F.R.I.E]

I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes. :tough:

 

[Pratchett]

Every time I enjoy a cold beverage, I put it on the coffee table. Without a coaster. :finger:

 

[Testify]

Put a bullet in a rat in my house.

:ricardo:

 

[Rogue]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...without milk.:steiner:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I drive 45 when the speed limit is 40.

 

[Shadie T]

I drive 45 when the speed limit is 40.

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[Dolph'sZiggler]

Most of the time I don't even read through the TOS, but always say I do.

 

[the_hoff]

I talk shit on the Internet with no fear of the repercussions

Sounds like The Hoff bro. #dontstealhisthunder

 

[seabs]

I just bought a drink for 99p, I only had a pound coin. What did I do? I said "Keep the change." :finger:

You evil cunt.

 

[the_hoff]

I once told a cop to go fuck himself, to his face. : That....did not end well

 

[seabs]

I was once working my side job as an off duty policeman when some midget told me to fuck myself directly in my face. Let's just say his face is no longer a vigin

 

[the_hoff]

I was once working my side job as an off duty policeman when some midget told me to fuck myself directly in my face. Let's just say his face is no longer a vigin

fuck that little midget's day up, yeah?

 

[David5150]

My bed times 9:00, I went to bed at 9:10 :finger: