The Official Badass Thread

[Crayo]

Post stuff you've done to warrant you being the top dawg badass of the day. End every single post in this thread with either of these smilies:

:finger: :badass: :tough: (feel free to suggest other badass smilies, but include one of these three in your sugestion).

I might go as far as deleting posts that don't have these smilies. Trolls will just get owned by the entire badass community on wweforums.

Now I need to contribute. There were a flock of seagulls trying to steal a dropped bag of chips in town. I ran towards them and they flew off.

:tough:

 

[CM Punk]

:badass:

 

[Crayo]

Should probably ban Canadians from this thread; they'll have nothing to contribute. :finger:

 

[Danielson]

Haven't slept for over 24 hours and i'm going to drink more coffee and do more stuff! :badass:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

:senhor:

 

[Testify]

The other night I ate spaghetti for dinner, drank Cola on the way out of house; drank 10 beers out, ate 2 cheeseburgers, drank another 5 beers, ate another 2 cheeseburgers. All in timeline of 5 hours (10pm-3am).

Conclusion and a major success: I did NOT throw up.

:henry:

 

[Farooq]

The other night I ate spaghetti for dinner, drank Cola on the way out of house; drank 10 beers out, ate 2 cheeseburgers, drank another 5 beers, ate another 2 cheeseburgers. All in timeline of 5 hours (10pm-3am).

Conclusion and a major success: I did NOT throw up.

:henry:

Bullshit, you ate 3 cheeseburgers!

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

I just bought a drink for 99p, I only had a pound coin. What did I do? I said "Keep the change." :finger:

 

[Crayo]

I just bought a drink for 99p, I only had a pound coin. What did I do? I said "Keep the change." :finger:

Bloody ell' :tough:

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

Bloody ell' :tough:

Pretty damn badass right? What's this? There's another?

So I was in my room minding my own business, when I see a spider crawl into view, we stared into eachother's soul's for a few seconds, waiting for the other to make a move, it's legs buckled in fear so I took my chance, I sprinted at lightning fast speeds down the stairs and into the living room calling for my mother to follow me back up, as we arrived I spotted the spider attempting to escape, realising it was no match for me, but I showed no mercy, I pointed it out to mother and laughed hysterically as she crushed it with her size 4 shoes. Let that be a lesson to all potential spider's out there, don't come in my house, because I WILL tell my mother. :tough:

 

[Crayo]

Pretty damn badass right? What's this? There's another?

So I was in my room minding my own business, when I see a spider crawl into view, we stared into eachother's soul's for a few seconds, waiting for the other to make a move, it's legs buckled in fear so I took my chance, I sprinted at lightning fast speeds down the stairs and into the living room calling for my mother to follow me back up, as we arrived I spotted the spider attempting to escape, realising it was no match for me, but I showed no mercy, I pointed it out to mother and laughed hysterically as she crushed it with her size 4 shoes. Let that be a lesson to all potential spider's out there, don't come in my house, because I WILL tell my mother. :tough:

An example of why you're one of my favourite members and one of the most underrated. Anyone who does NOT tell their mothers about spiders are pussies. Well in son. :badass:

 

[Stopspot]

I once went to the dentist to fix a tooth, didn't ask for sedation :badass:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I talk shit on the Internet with no fear of the repercussions

 

[Crayo]

But don't post the smilies. What a pussy thing to do. :tough:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

love you