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the_hoff

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I love this show. I love Zooey, Nick the alcoholic guy gets the girl and it's awesome. The black guy Winston is so weird, and Schmidt is Schmidt. Fantastic show. Sucks it's only 30 mins long a sode. I have to record like 8 to be satisfied.
Actually, around 22 minutes or so, due to commercials :jericho:
 

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Actually, around 22 minutes or so, due to commercials :jericho:


[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah
[Invisibel voice] la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too?
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch]you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass,
[Invisibel voice]la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

[Invisible voice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
[Invisible vooice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!
 

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[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah
[Invisibel voice] la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too?
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch]you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass,
[Invisibel voice]la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

[Invisible voice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
[Invisible vooice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!
[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah, la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are la la la you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!

[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah, la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are la la la you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!
The Hoff's vote for post of the month, :jeritroll::jeritroll:
 
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Why can't I like when someone likes my post? The Hoff wishes to like a like. Get on it people, whoevers workin behind the scenes here
 

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[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah
[Invisibel voice] la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too?
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[Sasquatch]you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass,
[Invisibel voice]la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river
[Invisibel voice]la la la
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

[Invisible voice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
[Invisible vooice]Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!
Such an underrated movie :lol1:
 

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I'm not sassing you! The Hoff was serious. The Hoff is serious 24/7
Seriously fat
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ShaRpY HaRdY

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Personally I love this show.
Schmidt is great! And lately Winston has been gold too especially with Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) back on the show.