The Machine (2023)

[Marty McFourth]

Release Date: May 26, 2023

Directed by Peter Atencio

Cast​

• Bert Kreischer as himself
• Mark Hamill as Albert Kreischer, Sr., Bert’s father.
• Jess Gabor as Georgia Kreischer, Bert’s eldest daughter
• Jimmy Tatro as Young Bert Kreischer
• Stephanie Kurtzuba as LeeAnn Kreischer, Bert’s wife.
• Mercedes De La Cruz

Synopsis: Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babić) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

 

[Chris]

What the absolute fuck

 

[B01]

Go Bert go...It's either going to be amazing or absolute dogshit...I don't think there's an in between...where it's kind of okay...LOL

 

[Deezy]

I hope this means he retires The Machine bit.....I'm so sick of hearing him tell that story.....6 years ago.