The Undertaker is coming for Vickie tonight 
aperbag3: but she wont hide like the :3dflagsdotcom_franc , no, she is hiring someone to do her dirty work, The Big Show.
Jeff Hardy & HHH vs. MVP & The w/ Zeke
You know, I know im not a booker, or an industry insider, but dont you normally have your main event as the LAST MATCH and not the FIRST one? Jeff and H dominate to start. Jeff tags in and starts to sell to The because HHH cant do that >_>, I dont really blame them because it looks weird to have Jeff sell to The. Jeff comes back and tags HHH. We get almost a double team that sends the heels to the floor.
Back on SD and The is on top of H. Man whatever. HHH makes The miss a cross body and tags in Jeff who comes in like a house of something. Jeff goes to the hihg rent district only to fall after some interference from Zeke. MVP tags in and beats the living piss out of Hardy. Great stiff offense. The tags in and hits Spike Dudley Stomp and then a stiff as fuck dropkick. Jeff gets locked in a camel clutch, the move dejoure for heels now I guess. MVP tags in and lock in a seated abdominal stretch/shoulder lock. H almost makes the hot tag but MVP stops that and then in come The with more good stiff high flying move. Hardy manages to get back into it with the Whisper in the Wind. HHH is freaking out on the apron. Dont worry HHH youre not gonna lose your title, chill. H comes in and cleans fucking house. That is, until the second best kick in the WWE today from The gets him. Jeff takes out The, however. MVP goes for the Drive By Kick but HHH moves and....KICK, WHAM, PEDIGREE!
Winners: Jeff Hardy & Triple H
Match Rating: ***
Shelton Benjamin comes out and thank god there is no gay ass video. But, oh no, HES GONNA TALK!? Benji has a stone look on his face when he talks. Thats why he sucks. That and there is very little inflection. But the promo is good. Im a good black man, he's a bad black man. Its funny trying to see Shelton act like something he clearly isnt....black. Well we get a fat lot of nothing as Benji turns tail and runs.
J-R likes Metallica. HA!
Maria and Brie Bella vs. Nattie and Victoria
Ive said it before, and I will say it again, THIS IS NO WAY TO DO THE DIVISION. This wont be any different than any other thing ive said. Its a great match, too bad its all they fucking do. Ooo a masterlock!! They do the switch, but was it too fast on purpose?
Winners: Maria and Brie Squared
Match Rating: **
Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Great Khali
"It will be interesting to see how the crowd reacts to this match up" no shit JR. Im guessing theyll shit all over it. A go behind on Khali is eraed with an elbow. A single leg, epic fail with clubs to the back. Khali goes for the bomb but Kozy hits him with NASTY headbutts. Charge by Vlad into a CHOP and a boot sends him out. The two fight on the outside until its all interrupted by THE GAME.
Winner: No One
Match Rating: *1/2
And After: HHH goes after Vlad but Khali gets into it. Hardy in for the save but HE is laid out too, HHH grabs sledgy and Kozzy vacates but Khali takes two to the gut.
Chavo Guerrero vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
The match here is pretty incidental as it was more about Chavo nearly pissing his pants out of fear from Taker being around. We saw some great offense, including a great dropkick to a flying Wang.
Winner: Chavo Guerrero
Match Rating: **
And After: The bell tolls for thee, Chavo, who runs away.
The Colons vs. HnR Edgehead for the WWE Tag Team Titles
In a match that im sure saw many boners from Soulpower, we saw the brothers take on two guys who could be brothers. The thing that I absolutely LOVED about this match, was that it was so basic. Babyface shines, heel gets heat, the faces make a comeback. They didnt go out and try to do a shit ton of spots, they just kept it basic. But what they did was a few false hot tags which made it even more compelling. The best thing, however, was HnR Edgehead just pounding the shit out of Carlitos good arm. And I thought that was gonna be it, but they got some good heat on Primo as well. But in the end, Carlito got the Backstabber for the win.
Winners: The Colon Brothers
Match Rating: ***1/2
And After: The movers came out, wrapped up HnR Edgehead, and took them to My Network TV.
In the ring, La Familia II say they are going to get the Deadman. This leaves Chavo alone in the back. Its a classic pinzer movement, DIVIDE AND CONQUER. He tells LFII, one down, two to go, Big Show, youre next!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRG!!!
So this was a damn good SD. I dont know what the fuck is going on yet with the title situation and Vladimir Kozlov, but I swear to christ, if this asshat fucks up the match at No Mercy, I will be PISSED!!! Thats it for this week, dont forget to read SPs Raw Review, if he ever does one again....:yawn:
aperbag3: but she wont hide like the :3dflagsdotcom_franc , no, she is hiring someone to do her dirty work, The Big Show.Jeff Hardy & HHH vs. MVP & The w/ Zeke
You know, I know im not a booker, or an industry insider, but dont you normally have your main event as the LAST MATCH and not the FIRST one? Jeff and H dominate to start. Jeff tags in and starts to sell to The because HHH cant do that >_>, I dont really blame them because it looks weird to have Jeff sell to The. Jeff comes back and tags HHH. We get almost a double team that sends the heels to the floor.
Back on SD and The is on top of H. Man whatever. HHH makes The miss a cross body and tags in Jeff who comes in like a house of something. Jeff goes to the hihg rent district only to fall after some interference from Zeke. MVP tags in and beats the living piss out of Hardy. Great stiff offense. The tags in and hits Spike Dudley Stomp and then a stiff as fuck dropkick. Jeff gets locked in a camel clutch, the move dejoure for heels now I guess. MVP tags in and lock in a seated abdominal stretch/shoulder lock. H almost makes the hot tag but MVP stops that and then in come The with more good stiff high flying move. Hardy manages to get back into it with the Whisper in the Wind. HHH is freaking out on the apron. Dont worry HHH youre not gonna lose your title, chill. H comes in and cleans fucking house. That is, until the second best kick in the WWE today from The gets him. Jeff takes out The, however. MVP goes for the Drive By Kick but HHH moves and....KICK, WHAM, PEDIGREE!
Winners: Jeff Hardy & Triple H
Match Rating: ***
Shelton Benjamin comes out and thank god there is no gay ass video. But, oh no, HES GONNA TALK!? Benji has a stone look on his face when he talks. Thats why he sucks. That and there is very little inflection. But the promo is good. Im a good black man, he's a bad black man. Its funny trying to see Shelton act like something he clearly isnt....black. Well we get a fat lot of nothing as Benji turns tail and runs.
J-R likes Metallica. HA!
Maria and Brie Bella vs. Nattie and Victoria
Ive said it before, and I will say it again, THIS IS NO WAY TO DO THE DIVISION. This wont be any different than any other thing ive said. Its a great match, too bad its all they fucking do. Ooo a masterlock!! They do the switch, but was it too fast on purpose?
Winners: Maria and Brie Squared
Match Rating: **
Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Great Khali
"It will be interesting to see how the crowd reacts to this match up" no shit JR. Im guessing theyll shit all over it. A go behind on Khali is eraed with an elbow. A single leg, epic fail with clubs to the back. Khali goes for the bomb but Kozy hits him with NASTY headbutts. Charge by Vlad into a CHOP and a boot sends him out. The two fight on the outside until its all interrupted by THE GAME.
Winner: No One
Match Rating: *1/2
And After: HHH goes after Vlad but Khali gets into it. Hardy in for the save but HE is laid out too, HHH grabs sledgy and Kozzy vacates but Khali takes two to the gut.
Chavo Guerrero vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
The match here is pretty incidental as it was more about Chavo nearly pissing his pants out of fear from Taker being around. We saw some great offense, including a great dropkick to a flying Wang.
Winner: Chavo Guerrero
Match Rating: **
And After: The bell tolls for thee, Chavo, who runs away.
The Colons vs. HnR Edgehead for the WWE Tag Team Titles
In a match that im sure saw many boners from Soulpower, we saw the brothers take on two guys who could be brothers. The thing that I absolutely LOVED about this match, was that it was so basic. Babyface shines, heel gets heat, the faces make a comeback. They didnt go out and try to do a shit ton of spots, they just kept it basic. But what they did was a few false hot tags which made it even more compelling. The best thing, however, was HnR Edgehead just pounding the shit out of Carlitos good arm. And I thought that was gonna be it, but they got some good heat on Primo as well. But in the end, Carlito got the Backstabber for the win.
Winners: The Colon Brothers
Match Rating: ***1/2
And After: The movers came out, wrapped up HnR Edgehead, and took them to My Network TV.
In the ring, La Familia II say they are going to get the Deadman. This leaves Chavo alone in the back. Its a classic pinzer movement, DIVIDE AND CONQUER. He tells LFII, one down, two to go, Big Show, youre next!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRG!!!
So this was a damn good SD. I dont know what the fuck is going on yet with the title situation and Vladimir Kozlov, but I swear to christ, if this asshat fucks up the match at No Mercy, I will be PISSED!!! Thats it for this week, dont forget to read SPs Raw Review, if he ever does one again....:yawn:
