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So...I like SmackDown...and after Charlotte was drafted I
like SmackDown even more...and I'm also looking forward
to seeing the day when Charlotte claims the blue women's
title.
But...may-be it isn't worth it?
No...seriously...hear me out on this one.

So...the SmackDown women's title was introduced at Backlash
last year and was won by Becky Lynch in a fantastic 6 pack
elimination challenge match.

I know originally many people were shocked Nikki Bella didn't
win...but Becky claimed the belt and she truly did deserve it.
But...straight away "the curse" began to effect the Irish lass
kicker.
Becky began a feud with NXT call up and all round nasty bitch
Alexa Bliss...and Becky was booked to look like an absolute
chump. Alexa was attacking or pinning her every week and Becky
did nothing to retaliate. Then it came time for her first title
defense at No Mercy...and Becky missed the PPV because of an
illness/injury. She was then out for 3 weeks and upon returning
was once again attacked by Alexa and left laying as her back
was spray painted yellow.
Again...Becky did not retaliate.
So finally the match was booked for SmackDown in Glasgow and
Becky won...with Alexa's foot on the ropes.
So its an "unclean" win and Alexa demands a rematch...which she
will eventually get.
Survivor Series is next...and Nikki Bella is named team captain
for the SmackDown women's team. WTF?!
Of course it wouldn't matter because Nikki wouldn't wrestle that
night and Natalya would take her place.
Becky would be the final member of the SmackDown team remaining
and did eliminate Nia Jax during the match...but she would be pinned
by Bayley after a (fucking stupid) Bayley-to-Belly suplex.
(I honestly can't express how much I hate Bayley's "finisher")
Now we roll around to TLC and a tables match with Alexa...and much
to the surprise of everyone...Alexa puts Becky through a table and
wins the title.
So...Becky had the belt for 85 days...had no clean title defenses
in that time and was basically booked as a stupid babyface who was
repeatedly abused, attacked and pinned nearly every week.
Great...

Now...Alexa Bliss suffered somewhat of the same fate that Becky did.
Once Alexa won the title...she turned into a coward who couldn't win
a match without any outside help.
I'm not going over every detail...but her first reign lasted for 70
days with no clean title defenses with Naomi basically dancing circles
around her towards the end of her reign.

Naomi is up next...and if you needed proof this title is cursed...this
is it. So Naomi wins the title at Elimination Chamber...but in winning
the title injures herself to the point she has to vacate the title 9
days later.

Wow...talk about bad luck...
So...she vacates the title and Alexa & Becky have a match on SmackDown
to decide who will be the new champion...and finally Alexa defeats Becky
cleanly in a standard match and to win the belt for a second time.

Of course your definition of clean may vary...but she had no outside
help from Mickie James and a shot to the throat is legal in my book.
So Alexa is on her second reign...and it means nothing. She is simply
holding onto the title until Wrestlemania so Naomi can win it back. No
title defenses...just the same old coward heel champion Alexa we've seen
and frankly they should have had Natalya hold the belt for the 40 days
till Wrestlemania.
So...Wrestlemania 33 arrives and its a 6 pack challenge (first pinfall
or submission wins the belt) and the entire division is fucked over by
only getting 5 minutes and 30 seconds of actual match time. WTF?!
Of course home town hero Naomi wins the belt back by making Alexa
tap out like a crying little bitch. They may as well have had Alexa simply
hand the the title over to Naomi in a backstage segment.
2 nights later Alexa would invoke her rematch clause...and Naomi would
again end up making Alexa tap out screaming like a scared 10 year old.
Its interesting to note that this match between Naomi & Alexa was the
first cleanly won title defense in the title's history.
It took 205 days for this belt to have a cleanly won (televised) title defense.
Holy shit...that is some insane booking. Are the SmackDown writers even
aware of this?
So now Naomi is the champion and the superstar shake-up brought my
favorite WWE performer/wrestler Charlotte to SmackDown. Now hopefully
this feud will allow both women to look good and...

Too late...Charlotte defeated Naomi cleanly to earn a shot at the title
and then said title match ended in a no contest.
For the love of sunflowers & jelly beans...can we just have a strongly
booked women's champion on SmackDown for a 3 or 4 months? is that
too much to ask for?
Seriously...that belt is cursed! Charlotte my Bae...it isn't worth it!
What do you think? Has a curse been placed upon the SmackDown women's title?
Your votes, thoughts and opinions are always welcome...and I'll see you
all around the traps.
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