Total Divas The Comedy Wrestling Alliance {The C Tier Sim League by Blaine}

[RDK]

Looks like my tag team has been buried here too

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Looks like my tag team has been buried here too

I could put Tokyo Paris against The Natural Disasters again

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Gargano vs Holly
Neal vs Inferno
Earthquake/Kaufman
Tajiri/Thrasher
Robbie E/X Pac
Moxley/Severn
RVD/HHH
Torito/Jeff Hardy

These 8 matches will be featured in the Final 16 of the King Of Extreme Tournament! As well as that, we get notified of the upcoming CWA Draft, where the show will be split into two brands. CWA Carnage and CWA Shockwave. It is said that the Tag Titles, SUPWC, Jersey, and the CWA Championship will all be cross branded with the Kingdom Championship being brand exclusive. Joining the Kingdom title as a Brand Exclusive is an elusive title called the "Neverland" Championship.

Oh well, time to sim!

Match #1:
Johnny Gargano vs Spark Plug Holly!

Winner and Brief Summary
Both Gargano and Holly hold bad blood with each other. That's why Holly looked to dominate most of this match. Holly shattered the Bullet Club member with Chair Shots, Kendo Stick, and the craziest stuff you could find! The major turning point was a step up enzuigiri using a Steel Step from Gargano. This would set Holly in the Prime Position for a Superkick to the side of the head. Gargano would get the victory over Holly in convincing fashion
Winner: Johnny Gargano {12:24}

Match #2:
El Torito vs Jeff Hardy

Winner and Brief Summary
This was a complete joke of a match. El Torito toyed with Hardy, getting plent of boos from the crowd. Every offense Hardy got was heavily cheered. Jeff was going for a whisper in the wind when Torito moved a chair under Hardy's path. Hardy landed hard on the chair, which allowed Torito to sneak a crucifix for a controversial victory.
Winner: El Torito {8:47}

Match #3:
Jesse Neal vs Disco Inferno

Winner and Brief Summary
This ended up being the only match to not use weapons surprisingly. Neal and Inferno traded plenty of blows, including a top rope spot which saw Neal spinebuster Inferno onto the canvas. Despite that messing up Inferno's back, Inferno would manage to pull off a sneaky Cutter for the victory. Inferno will dance for another day
Winner: Disco Inferno {9:37}


Match #4:
Jon Moxley vs Dan Severn

Winner and Brief Summary
Moxley and Severn killed each other here. On closer viewings, we can see around 3 teeth on the canvas. Moxley did his stupid stuff while Severn did his brutal stuff. Moxley went for a Paradigm Shift, which got interrupted when Randy Orton RKO'd him. Severn would then lock in a Beast Choker on Moxley to pick up the Win.
Winner: Dan Severn {17:59}


Match #5:
Earthquake vs Andy Kaufman

Winner and Brief Summary
This was a quick and simple squash match. Kaufman tried hitting EQ with chairs but Earthquake shrugged everything off. One belly to belly and splash later and Earthquake was moving on!
Winner: Earthquake {3:33}

Match #6:
Tajiri vs Thrasher

Winner and Brief Summary
The fans were behind Thrasher the entire time. Every move he did garner Hulk Hogan levels of a pop. Maybe that's an exaggeration but it gets the point across. Thrasher would go for a sidewalk slam when Tajiri managed to sweep his legs. Thrasher was getting up when he ate a Buzzsaw kick. The boos circled in as Tajiri picked up the win.
Winner: Tajiri {12:05}

Match #7:
Robbie E vs X Pac

Winner and Brief Summary
The match had just got started with Tajiri and Gangrel entered. The two began to beat down Pac with E. Where was Credible and Albert you may ask? They were busy dealing with the Steiners backstage after they got into a fight about who got the last ketchup packet. The Brood would hit X Pac with an Impaler/Wheelbarrow Facebuster combo from Gangrel and Tajiri which led to Robbie E then hitting a leg drop on the back of the neck. With no help and heavy boos, this one was over.
Winner: Robbie E {2:32}


Main Event
Triple H vs RVD

Winner and Brief Summary
This would prove to be the match of the night! A former world champ vs a surefire future world champ! With RVD missing a Five Star Frog Splash through a table, HHH would take advantage and lay out RVD with a Pedigree.
Winner: Triple H {28:52}​

 

[Chris]

Disco survives another day

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Comedy Wrestling Alliance

Round 3 Matches

Robbie E vs Tajiri
Two Tag Team Partners meet in the final 8, where only one can move on!

Disco Inferno vs Dan Severn
Two people of the same holder. Plus they are a tag team as well!

El Torito vs Earthquake
Little Man vs Big Man. Torito has been the underdog the entire tournament, especially here!

Johnny Gargano vs Triple H
Probably the two favorites to win this tournament, who will rise up to the plate?

+

New Matches to CWA King Of Extreme!

Randy Orton and Jon Moxley meet in a Last Man Standing contest.

Papa Shango and CM Punk face off in a First Blood Contest

In A Reverse Tag Team Battle Royal, the following competitors will be in it
Tokyo Paris, Obaryion and Kodama, The Headbangers, The Steiner Brothers, Norman Smiley and Santino Marella, Spike Dudley and Eric Young, Heidenreich and Kozlov, The Hardy Boyz, and Simon Dean and Typhoon

​

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

The CWA Special;
Final 8!


Match 1:
El Torito vs Earthquake!

Winner and Match Summary

This was ... a lame match. Earthquake dominated the match. But as he went for an Avalanche Belly-To-Belly, Torito would dropkick Earthquake off the top rope. The force knocked out Earthquake! El Torito pinned Earthquake to move on!

Winner: El Torito {5:52}


Match 2:
Dan Severn vs Disco Inferno

Match and Winner Summary

This match had all the stakes. Tag Team Partners and the shot to the final 4. Inferno was clutching onto a win for the love of christ. Every kick out made sure he kept fighting. Neither man held back. Severn would locking in a Chain Assisted Beast Choker. Inferno tried to fight it off, but he collapsed to the floor. Inferno was out cold ... to some grave consequences.

Winner: Dan Severn {15:49}


Match 3:
Robbie E vs Tajiri

Winner and Match Summary

These two oversold every move they did? Weak chop? Pretend it was a chair shot to the head. Eventually, Tajiri took a finger poke like a piledriver on a car. Robbie E pinned Tajiri to move on.

Winner: Robbie E {8:48}

Russo Makes The Announcement that the two final 4 matches would take place. It would be Robbie E vs El Torito and Dan Severn vs whoever wins HHH vs Gargano!

Match 4:
Triple H vs Johnny Gargano

Winner and Match Summary

This was a brutal match! Hard-Hitting Move after Hard-Hitting Move. Eventually, Triple H would catch a Spike DDT Attempt with a Spinebuster. Gargano rolled into the center of the ring where he would eat a brutal Pedigree. One Two Three.

Winner: Triple H {22:39}

HHH celebrated his hard earned victory when Severn came out. It looks like the main event would be Torito vs E! HHH looked in no shape to fight but he accepted it anyways.

Match 5:
Triple H vs Dan Severn

Winner and Match Summary

I feel bad for HHH. Severn had 30 minutes of cool down while Hunter went through hell. Severn would lock HHH in an early Beast Choker, but HHH faught it off. Severn kept going back to his hard hitting action. He caused Blood to poor from HHH's face. He eventually locked in a Beast Choker, sending HHH to sleep. This match was over.

Winner: Dan Severn {6:33}

Main Event:
El Torito vs Robbie E

Winner and Match Summary

Undeserving Main Event tbh. But ... it happened. Torito went for a Frankensteiner, which Robbie E would reverse into a Top Rope Powerbomb! And E picks up the victory!

Winner: Robbie E {4:49}

The show ends with Robbie E standing tall and Dan Severn coming out to face him.

...
PREDICTION CONTEST!

Winner Will Get!

Their Character As The First Draft Pick!​

Match #1	Orange Cassidy vs Crimson	Grand Canyon Death Match
Match #2	Kenny Omega {C} vs Kodama	CWA Championship! If Kodama loses, he will retire from Wrestling!
Match #3	Stephanie McMahon vs Jillian Hall	CWA Jersey Championship Bullwhip Match
Match #4	Dan Severn vs Robbie E	Finale Of King Of Extreme Tournament Unsanctioned
Match #5	X-Factor {Albert and Justin Credible} {c} vs Roman Reigns and Funaki	CWA Tag Team Championship Match Tornado Tag
Match #6	Rob Van Dam vs Toru Yano {c}	Money In The Bank Contract Tables Match
Match #7	Randy Orton vs Jon Moxley	Last Man Standing
Match #8	Papa Shango vs CM Punk	First Blood
Match #9	Tokyo Paris vs Obariyon and Kobald vs The Headbangers vs The Steiner Brothers vs Norman Smiley and Santino Marella vs Spike Dudley and Eric Young vs Bruiser City {Heidenreich and Vladimir Kozlov} vs The Hardy Boyz vs Simon Dean and Typhoon vs Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano	Reverse Battle Royal Winner Gets a #1 Contender Shot at the Tag Champs
Match #10	Triple H vs El Torito	Winner Is 3rd Place Chairs Match

Questions:

1) Predict The Match Order
2) Who Gets Pinned in The CWA Tag Titles Match
3) Name 3 Superstars Who You Think Will Enter The Ring
4) Any Suprise Appearances
5) Any New Bullet Club Members?​

 

[Chris]

Welp Disco Inferno had a good run.....Dan the Man Severn though

 

[Just Juice]

is that Disco retired then?

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

is that Disco retired then?

Yep. RIP Disco Inferno. It's a shame he can't watch his pal

 

[Just Juice]

that what you get for storyline infringement...

 

[Chris]

that what you get for storyline infringement...

I honestly completely forgot you were doing it too, I was just tired of Disco

I'll think of a replacement soon Blaine.

 

[Just Juice]

I'm joking of course.

 

[Just Juice]

Match #1		Orange Cassidy vs Crimson	Grand Canyon Death Match
Match #2		Kenny Omega {C} vs Kodama	CWA Championship! If Kodama loses, he will retire from Wrestling!
Match #3		Stephanie McMahon vs Jillian Hall	CWA Jersey Championship Bullwhip Match
Match #4		Dan Severn vs Robbie E	Finale Of King Of Extreme Tournament Unsanctioned
Match #5		X-Factor {Albert and Justin Credible} {c} vs Roman Reigns and Funaki	CWA Tag Team Championship Match Tornado Tag
Match #6		Rob Van Dam vs Toru Yano {c}	Money In The Bank Contract Tables Match
Match #7		Randy Orton vs Jon Moxley	Last Man Standing
Match #8		Papa Shango vs CM Punk	First Blood
Match #9		Tokyo Paris vs Obariyon and Kobald vs The Headbangers vs The Steiner Brothers vs Norman Smiley and Santino Marella vs Spike Dudley and Eric Young vs Bruiser City {Heidenreich and Vladimir Kozlov} vs The Hardy Boyz vs Simon Dean and Typhoon vs Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano	Reverse Battle Royal Winner Gets a #1 Contender Shot at the Tag Champs
Match #10		Triple H vs El Torito	Winner Is 3rd Place Chairs Match

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Orange Cassidy
Kodama
Stephanie McMahon
Dan Severn
X-Factor
RVD
Randy Orton
CM Punk
The Steiners
Triple H

 

[Comrade Khan]

Cassidy
Omega, obviously,
Jillian Hall
Severn
X factor
Yano
Mox
Punk
cole/gargano
trips