Total Divas The Comedy Wrestling Alliance {The C Tier Sim League by Blaine}

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Imagining the Arm-Bar Reversal was probably my favorite part of the Sim League

 

[Sky]

If we can work out some way to put Jesse Neal on a boat then that would be superb

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

If we can work out some way to put Jesse Neal on a boat then that would be superb

A boat? I can do that.

CWA Weekly #2 on a Cruiseship!

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

If you wanna match just ask. We always have free spots

CWA Weekly #2	On A Cruiseship
Triple H vs X Pac w/ X Factor	Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match
Funkin' and Punchin' and The Hardyz vs The Batiri w/ Kodama and Tokyo Paris
Jesse Neal vs Toru Yano
Pentagon Jr vs Spanky	Money In The Bank Qualifier
Kizarny v Jon Moxley
Johnny Gargano (0) vs Kenny Omega (1)	Match 2 of the Best outta 5 series
Orange Cassidy vs Mosh	SUPWC Title Sunglasses on a Pole

 

[Comrade Khan]

orange cassidy would like a sunglasses n a poll match . he has no idea why or with who. but he says its important

 

[Sky]

Robbie E would love a guest commentary spot where he just buries guys

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

orange cassidy would like a sunglasses n a poll match . he has no idea why or with who. but he says its important

done

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Robbie E would love a guest commentary spot where he just buries guys

He can replace Schiavone for tonight

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

The Press Conference

Vince Russo has announced two matches for WrestleRaid!

Match one will be the Raid City Match, which will consist of 6 people. RVD, Crimson, Triple H, Brian Cage, Gangrel, and X Pac. This Saturday we will have a CWA Special which will show a match between "Triple H, Gangrel w/ The Brood, and Crimson vs RVD, X-Pac w/ X-Factor, and Brian Cage"

And the second match will be "Lita vs Santino Marella"

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

CWA Shockwave Results:

Heidenreich def. Barry Horowitz
Short but sweet match, Heidenreich would beat Horowitz in [4:29] with an Electric Chair into a German Suplex.

The Rock def. Eric Young
MOTN, Rock and Young fought for around 14 minutes before a Rock Bottom put Young down.

Jesse Neal def. El Torito
Jesse Neal dominated Torito, defeating him in a little under 2 minutes with a Gorilla Press into a Spear.

Funaki def. Kizarny
Close contender for MOTN, but had downfalls in no real storytelling. Funaki put Kizarny away with a Rising Sun though.​

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

Did I forget to do the CWA Show Saturday? Yes. Oh well, I'll run it next week.

 

[Chris]

No worries, these things operate pretty well on their own calendar

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

CWA Weekly #2

Official New Name: CWA PowerZone

We kick off PowerZone with an above shot of a cruiseship. We see Vince Russo chilling in a hot tub with ladies while Dan Severn stands guard. And the suddenly, Byron Saxton shows up. The camera cuts away as Russo and Saxton begin to talk.

MATCH 1
JON MOXLEY VS KIZARNY

Sum Up:

Moxley dominated this match for the most part. Kizarny can't catch a break, can he? A bulldog almost put away the Circus Freak, but Kizarny continued to fight. Until he was kneed in the jaw and put down with a Paradigm Shift. Moxley didn't pin Kizarny though and instead threw him out of the ring. Moxley dragged Kizarny over to the commentary table, where guest commentator and member of the Brood Robbie E was talking trash about Moxley.

Moxley responded by throwing Kizarny onto Robbie E. The referee hit a count of 5 as Moxley hit both KIzarny and Robbie E with a Paradigm Shift somehow at the exact same time. Moxley reentered the ring and waited for the 10 count to end.

WINNER: JON MOXLEY! {8:22}

Moxley then rexitted the ring and ran over to Robbie E. Before he could get a shot on him, Spark Plug Holly hopped outta nowhere and smashed a wine bottle on Moxley's head. Holly would then proceed to sit next to Moxley, yelling at him about how Mitch deserved his death. We head to commercial break.

SPONSORED BY: XWF's Revival Show, coming soon enough

Next up, was a match for the ages. A Sunglasses on a pole match!

SUNGLASSES ON A POLE MATCH
SUPWC TITLE
ORANGE CASSIDY VS MOSH

How in the bloody world did these two put on a good match? OC and Mosh traded plenty of offense, one being a headbutt from Mosh. OC would attempt to grab the glasses a few times, leading to Mosh throwing his head into the pole. Mosh almost picked up a victory with a Top Rope Powerbomb, but OC stopped him from getting the sunglasses. At one point, both men were Tightroping on the top rope, fighting. OC would somehow hit a Tornado DDT, leading to Mosh being busted open. OC would then retrieve the Sunglasses for the victory

Winner: ORANGE CASSIDY

The referee gave Cassidy the SUPWC Title. And Cassidy turned around to exit the ring when he was hit by a SPEAR! Gillberg came outta no where and Speared OC. Gillberg would then pin OC for the SUPWC Title!

NEW SUPWC CHAMPION: GILLBERG

Gillberg rolled out of the ring with the SUPWC Title, before spearing Stephanie McMahon as she tried to get the title.

~~~~~

We come back from our commercial break as we get officially accustomed to the 7 MONEY IN THE BANK PARTICIPANTS! {Spanky/Pentagon is still happening}

Robbie E: 1/3 of the Brood! Annoying Commentator who took out Tony Schiavone in a Hit-And-Run. His Bail was paid for by Gangrel. RIP Tony Schiavone
Toru Yano: He kicks people in the nutsack! Pretty cool
Shawn Spears: Idk, you lost to Moxley. Nothing to say about you.
Jeff Hardy: The better of the Hardyz. Lost to a Potty Bomb.
The Miz: He hasn't done anything. Just showed up, begged Vince Russo, and now he's in the match.
The Rock: Won a match on the irrelevant ShockWave show.
Dean Malenko: Former SUPWC Champ.

And now, Pentagon vs Spanky.

MITB QUALIFIER

Pentagon vs SPANKY

Sum Up:
Pentagon got the early advantage, almost shattering Spanky's jaw with a mean Superkick. Pentagon would proceed to wear down Spanky with Superkicks, DDTs, and other moves he does. Pentagon even went for a Package Piledriver, which hit successfully. But then, Kodama came out. Pentagon was confused, which allowed Spanky to pull his sock off and wrap it around Pentagon's throat. He then locked in a sock assisted Accolade, choking out Pentagon. Kodama began to hoot and hollar at Pentagon as the Ciero Miedo passed out.

Winner: SPANKY {12:48}

Kodama entered the ring, before hitting Pentagon with the Potty Bomb. That sure was gonna leave a mark.

~~~~~

Jesse Neal vs Toru Yano

Neal and Yano did suprisingly well ... for 5 minutes. Then Yano hit Neal in the crotch with the 634.

Winner: /DQ\ Jesse Neal {5:01}

Neal rolled around in pain as Yano promised the cameraman nobody would stop him from winning the Money In The Bank Contract.

~~~~~

The Hardyz and Funkin' and Punchin' vs The Batiri and Tokyo Paris


This was the longest normal match of the night, lasting almost 19 minutes. Tokyo Paris showed off great team work, even hitting a Shatter Machine on Dan Severn. Jeff almost threw himself off the cruise along with Obar, but didn't manage to. At one point, Tokyo Paris went for an Irish Whip/Uranage combo, but Disco Inferno managed to throw them outta the ring. Kobald attempted to roll up Inferno, but he took an Eat Defeat from the Disco Dancer for the win.

Winners: The Hardy Boyz and Funkin' and Punchin'

After the match, the winning team celebrated, but the celebrationg was ruined after Severn locked in a Beast Choker on Matt while Inferno hit Jeff with a Cutter. The two stood over the tag champs, before being jumped by Tokyo Paris. Tokyo Paris hit Severn with a 3D and hit Inferno with the Hart Attack. After the attack, the two unmasked to reveal .....








KENZO SUZUKI AND RENEE DUPREE! TOKYO PARIS IS CWA BOUND!
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Tokyo Paris exitted the ring afterwards, set on one thing. The Tag Team Titles.

~~~~~
MATCH 2 OF THE BEST OF FIVE SERIES
KENNY OMEGA (1) VS JOHNNY GARGANO (2)

MOTN again. These two put on an all around amazing match again. Techical Moments, Spots, Stiff Working. It all was there. Gargano kicked out of a few V-Triggers while Omega kicked outta a few Superkicks. And then came the end. Omega had Gargano on his shoulders, Manuevering him for the One Winged Angel. Gargano kept Resisting, so when Omega put his arm up to drag Gargano down, Johnny would grab the arm and manuever Kenny into a GarGanNO Escape. Kenny was trapped, no where to go. So, he tapped out.
Winner: Johnny Gargano

~~~~~

Before the main event, we see Byron Saxton and Vince Russo having a tickle fight, which leads to Andy Kaufman joining the mix. Kaufman managed to sweet talk Russo into putting in as Number 30 in a Royal Rumble, which will be happening two weeks after WrestleRaid.

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(Lemme Be Frank, I don't know how to write a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Match, so forgive me for this shortness)

X PAC VS TRIPLE H

Pac and HHH were in an abandoned house. Yeah, let's skip the set up and get to the fighting. Triple H battered X Pac, hitting him with "Skin" and Chairs. At one point, HHH hooked Pac's pants up by a meathook. But then, Albert and Justin Credible showed up with chainsaws. Before they could kill HHH, HHH fought them off with a Sledgehammer Shot to the face.

X Pac got the advantage over HHH though, hitting him with a Superkick. X Pac dragged HHH onto a table with skin and Meat, going for an X Factor. BUT NO! HHH Reverses it into a Powerbomb. HHH would then pick up X-Pac while they were on the table, and hit a Pedigree. The table shattered as HHH rolled Pac onto his back for a 3 count.

Winner: Triple H

Triple H stood over the X-Factor members, before turning towards the door. There, he saw Leatherface. Triple H ended up passing out from fear as Leatherface made his way over to Hunter. He looked at him, before taking his head off? AND IT'S SANTINO MARELLA! SANTINO MARELLA HAS RIBBED HHH.

The show ends with Santino putting on the Leatherface Mask and doing his stupid trumbone thing around the room.


NEW CWA WRESTLERAID MATCHES

KODAMA vs PENTAGON

JESSE NEAL VS ERIC YOUNG

THE ROCK VS ANDY KAUFMAN
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[Dirk Dickbutt]

CURRENT ROYAL RUMBLE PARTICIPANTS
{Ask to get in}​

• Andy Kaufman (#30)
• Disco Inferno
• Dan Severn
• Papa Shango
• Robbie E
• Jesse Neal
• Crimson
• Renee Dupree

 

[Chris]

Throw all my guys in